BIG date this Saturday...

[Addicted]

I really want to impress this girl, might even cook her dinner...I want to make sure I have all my bases covered, so help me out, grooming, clothes etc.

 

[finabomber]

is she Italian by any chance??? if she is, cook her up some fettuchine or lasagna and some red wine....oh yea, buy some Armani cologne, she will be yours in a matter of hours....
FB

 

[casavant]

Wear something casual but nice. You should know how to groom- I prefer the Opie hair style myself.

 

[bigguns7]

is she Italian by any chance??? if she is, cook her up some fettuchine or lasagna and some red wine....oh yea, buy some Armani cologne, she will be yours in a matter of hours....
FB

If she is Italian, the WORST thing you could do is attempt to cook her Italian food. Unless you're a culinary genius, no pasta you can cook her will measure up to what her family can do.

 

[casavant]

If she is Italian, the WORST thing you could do is attempt to cook her Italian food. Unless you're a culinary genius, no pasta you can cook her will measure up to what her family can do.

The man speaks truth.

 

[WODIN]

Nothing says I think your hot and want to bang you silly like a can of Ready Whip, Bowl of Strawberries and a plastic tarp.

 

[supersizeme]

Make sure that before she gets there, you take a humongous Mexican food dump in the chair she will be sitting in at dinner. Also what is this cooking her dinner crap? Why don't you invite her over to your place to have her cook dinner for you? I mean isn't that the goal of this whole dating thing...so eventually you can wife her and then she cooks meals for you for the rest of your life? That's what marriage is all about. Why get started doing things the opposite of the way they were meant to be done? I mean shit, you might as well invite her over to watch you do the laundry and scrub the toilet. I would have the ironing board laid out next to her seat at the dinner table so that in between the different courses of this dinner, she can get the wrinkles out of some of your shirts.

 

[casavant]

Make sure that before she gets there, you take a humongous Mexican food dump in the chair she will be sitting in at dinner. Also what is this cooking her dinner crap? Why don't you invite her over to your place to have her cook dinner for you? I mean isn't that the goal of this whole dating thing...so eventually you can wife her and then she cooks meals for you for the rest of your life? That's what marriage is all about. Why get started doing things the opposite of the way they were meant to be done? I mean shit, you might as well invite her over to watch you do the laundry and scrub the toilet. I would have the ironing board laid out next to her seat at the dinner table so that in between the different courses of this dinner, she can get the wrinkles out of some of your shirts.

LOL. Good to see you back here more often. Nice post- got a good chuckle out of it.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

dim the lights and have a few candles lit... make sure everything is sparkling clean, and have some flowers for her and a nice bottle of wine.. play some light jazz in the background... use cloth napkins.. that will blow her away

 

[casavant]

dim the lights and have a few candles lit... make sure everything is sparkling clean, and have some flowers for her and a nice bottle of wine.. play some light jazz in the background... use cloth napkins.. that will blow her away

That, or she'll think you're trying too hard for the poonanny. I am always reluctant to do stuff like that because I think they'll see right through it, but unbelievably they eat it up a lot of the time. You'll sure feel like a pud if you strike out though.

 

[Addicted]

lol at ssme...

hey thanks, a new mexican joint just opened up around me too...I was there last night, dirty mexican $5 burrittos loaded with shredded ckicken, rice and beans. I'll have to try it again before saturday!

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

That, or she'll think you're trying too hard for the poonanny. I am always reluctant to do stuff like that because I think they'll see right through it, but unbelievably they eat it up a lot of the time. You'll sure feel like a pud if you strike out though.

he did say, and I quote "I really want to impress this girl"...

sounds like he is into her for more than just pussy... if she cant appreciate someone going out of their way to impress her for anything other than pussy.. she's a head case.

 

[casavant]

he did say, and I quote "I really want to impress this girl"...

sounds like he is into her for more than just pussy... if she cant appreciate someone going out of their way to impress her for anything other than pussy.. she's a head case.

I'm not knocking the idea. Maybe if I wasn't so reluctant to do stuff like this and be more emotionally outgoing in general, I wouldn't get comments from women I date like, "You're hard to get to know." and "I never know what you're thinking." Aah, woe is me...


Shoot, give it a shot, man. You might get some poonanny.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

I'm not knocking the idea. Maybe if I wasn't so reluctant to do stuff like this and be more emotionally outgoing in general, I wouldn't get comments from women I date like, "You're hard to get to know." and "I never know what you're thinking." Aah, woe is me...


Shoot, give it a shot, man. You might get some poonanny.

Its not you.. most chicks are head cases man.... trust me.

 

[double d]

Clean the piss stains from the toilet and floor. She will be mightly impressed.

 

[manny78]

Forget about the candles and stuff. That's too cheesy. Just stick with something easy and nice. Why dont you try to cook some Fajitas ? But if you really wanna impress the girl then cook naked. SUre she never saw that before......

 

[madbomber31]

Nothing says I think your hot and want to bang you silly like a can of Ready Whip, Bowl of Strawberries and a plastic tarp.

remember, wodin is a grandfather.... he still gets his seduction tips from movies made in 1986