Best one-liner jokes...

[Ingram]

Clean or dirty... One-liners only, I don't have the patience to read a page long joke to find out it isn't even funny. I'll start:

Q: What did the Zero say to the Eight?




A: Nice belt!

Yeah yeah... it's bad but I'm sure you'll tell it to someone tomorrow...

 

[WarriorPL]

Q: How do you get a one armed Polack out of a tree?

A: Wave to him



LoL yeah im making fun of my own kind but whatever, its funny. Haha

 

[Rex]

Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?

A: I'll tell ya tomorrow.

 

[thefantom1]

Posted above a Mens Urinal

"What are you looking up here for?? The Joke is in you hands"

 

[Ingram]

Q: How is the Ku Klux Klan the same as anabolic steriods?



A: They both make black people run like crazy!