Best Kramer (Seinfeld) line....

[PsychoSkitz]

I watched about 30 episodes over the weekend and although I didn't have some classic episodes (Kramer as the Marlboro man, Chinese people living in his drawers, the one where he turns into a Cigar addict, etc) I did have tons of fuel for my Seinfeld fire.

I have to say Kramers best skit was as "AJ Pennypacker" in the Puerto Rican Day Parade episode...

"Hello, I'm AJ Pennypacker, a wealthy industrialist, philanthropist and bicyclist. I'm looking for a place to settle down with my peculiar habits and the many women that I frequent with."

Ahhh, it's classic.

 

[PsychoSkitz]

Hey, he never said that! Flaming schmuck!

 

[PsychoSkitz]

Are you Seinfeld's wives' ex-husband who she divorced like 3 minutes after being married because Seinfeld wanted her?

Or just a perverted Frasier fan?

 

[May1010]

I loved the one in which Kramer became addicted to cigars and his teeth turned yellow. In Jerry's kitchen, he cowers and cries, "Don't look at me. I'm hideous!"


Also, any time he talks about his friend, Bob Sackamano.

 

[Milhouse]

:they are real , and they are fabulous

Best episode: where Kramer Boycotts Kenny Roger's Chicken restaurant because of the neon sign

 

[May1010]

Best episode? The Bubble Boy!!!


... also, any episode in which Newman ends up running down a street chased by dogs is usually hilarious.

 

[Milhouse]

How bout any episode where kramer is involved in business with his midget buddy Mickey who always ends up jumping Kramer and choking the shit out of him.

 

[WarriorPL]

You're all wrong.
Best was when Kramer got kicked in the head by Joe Divola(sp?) you know... that nut...
Anyways, the next day he comes into Jerry's apartment shaved on only one side of the face, one pant leg on... and then shouts out "Yoyoma" ... lol then starts talking in like Japanese on the phone
Thats vaguely what i remember, but by far the greatest episode

 

[crashnet]

"Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries ... I don't know!!"