ABC (another bad creation) had a song called Aiesha. you remember it? i think the chorus went something like, "Aieshaaaaa, you were the girl that i never had...."
i shit you not i sent ABC a blank cassette tape along with a hand written letter asking if they could record the song on that tape but i wanted them to replace the name Aiesha, with jill. jill was my 2nd grade crush and i was willing to do anything to win her over.
ABC never sent the tape, or an explanation for that matter. i'm guessing it was cuz jill only has 1 syllable and aiesha has 3.