Best excuses for not having homework

[Tiervexx]

What do you think the best excuses are that don’t sound too outrageous?

 

[jnuts]

Not having or not doing?

 

[longarms]

My house burnt down.

 

[the nature boy]

tell them you died.

 

[tiger88]

uncle died or other distant family member


save it for wen u skip an exam

 

[theoak01]

not having you could have simply forgot

not doing I would tell the prof I was a lazy bastard whos priorities are not straight

 

[danielson]

hmm....i'd tell em i forgot. they might respect your honesty

or just say u forgot the disk. most of the time the reason u forgot is a legitamate one

 

[thebrute]

i had to save children from a burning house so i didn't have time to do it...honest... tb

 

[Tiervexx]

LOL

I Think I will just tell him "because I am restarted I left it on my desk"

Hopefully he will go somewhat easy on me just because he does not like hearing students insult themselves.

 

[Advaik]

tell him you're mother dropped you on the head when you were a baby and ever sicne then you havnt been quite right

 

[WarriorPL]

tell him you spent the entire night with his wife so you had no time to his damned hw. lol

 

[Liftbig]

you know with the time people put into making up excuses for not doing their homework, they could probably have thier homework done.

 

[Advaik]

you know with the time people put into making up excuses for not doing their homework, they could probably have thier homework done.

what are you in elementary school? Fuck my homework takes atleast 3 hours and multiple days to do

 

[Lao Tzu]

Just go into class and say 'im a depressed faggot who has no self discipline or priorities', they will listen. They do when i do it.


i really need to learn to stop being an asshole

 

[Lao Tzu]

what are you in elementary school? Fuck my homework takes atleast 3 hours and multiple days to do

true dat. homework changes in higher level college classes.

 

[presguy]

i needed pre workout protein and all i had was my paper. paper has protein right?

 

[Tiervexx]

Just go into class and say 'im a depressed faggot who has no self discipline or priorities', they will listen. They do when i do it.


i really need to learn to stop being an asshole

LOL yes, you really do.

 

[rushx79]

tell em kobe bryant raped you.

 

[jerkbox]

say you accidently rolled a blunt with it

 

[Bullit]

HOMEWORK???
wtf

Shouldn't you be on a Smurf board instead of EF?

 

[Imnotdutch]

i had to save children from a burning house so i didn't have time to do it...honest... tb

Even better.........you did have time to do it but it got burnt when you were saving the kid. Pour some ashes over his desk for effect.

 

[Y_lifter]

Just tell them the truth, that you are Stupid...

 

[Tiervexx]

I did end up doing it BTW. This is just for future refrence if I forget...