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best company to work for. EVER!
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I think that`s OMGICBHBBQIEWTF`s dream company. His life`s passion is to ACTUALLY be their President and CEO.
Deus Ex Machina
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lol, if i didn't know any better, i'd think this was OMGWTF's bussiness
Deus Ex Machina said:
LMAO we wrote our replies at the same time. holy shit...
Lift Chief
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As a business major i'm laughing my fucking ass off on this one...
It's eerily similar to all the bullshit mission/vision statements we're told about.
Kudos
It's eerily similar to all the bullshit mission/vision statements we're told about.
Kudos
Taps
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"Sometimes, at the meetings, we'll roll up our sleeves like they did in that Century21 commercial, to make it look like we're professional, but still hard-working. Unless it's hot and we're wearing short-sleeve shirts. Then there's really nothing to roll up."
lol awesome
I bet if some major company like GE or IBM did up thieir coroporate profile like this, they'd have 10x as many applicants.
lol awesome
I bet if some major company like GE or IBM did up thieir coroporate profile like this, they'd have 10x as many applicants.
argent
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We have really smart people who are always thinking up totally cool shit. We have a meeting room with a big, round, expensive table. When you hire us to do something, we spend lots of time sitting around the table having meetings.
Sometimes, at the meetings, we'll roll up our sleeves like they did in that Century21 commercial, to make it look like we're professional, but still hard-working, and when someone has an idea, the rest of us look at him or her with serious expressions and write stuff down on paper. Unless it's hot and we're wearing short-sleeve shirts. Then there's really nothing to roll up.
But we still write stuff on paper anyway. We also have one of those dry-erase boards on the wall, and we take turns making flow-charts and brain-storming and talking about "injecting creativity into market positioning," and cool stuff like that.
Sometimes, at the meetings, we'll roll up our sleeves like they did in that Century21 commercial, to make it look like we're professional, but still hard-working, and when someone has an idea, the rest of us look at him or her with serious expressions and write stuff down on paper. Unless it's hot and we're wearing short-sleeve shirts. Then there's really nothing to roll up.
But we still write stuff on paper anyway. We also have one of those dry-erase boards on the wall, and we take turns making flow-charts and brain-storming and talking about "injecting creativity into market positioning," and cool stuff like that.
Moderate_THIS
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argent said:
That's your line, juice head. Don't even lie.
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