Best come-on line yet...

[StickFigure]

How's this for a come-on line? Last night just before bed the wife turns to me and says, "I saw a bumper sticker today...It said, "If you're gonna ride my ass, you can at least pull my hair!"" Off to the Races!!!! YEEEHAAAAAWWW!!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Damn I like that one

 

[FreeballinDC]

posted by our very own bite me:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=346024

Please note that his boyfriend gonelifting dutifully answered back.

 

[StickFigure]

posted by our very own bite me:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=346024

Please not that his boyfriend gonelifting dutifully answered back.

WTF does this have to do with what I posted!

 

[FreeballinDC]

WTF does this have to do with what I posted!

trust me, if my hyperlink button worked, this post would have been alot more funny, but as it is, you have to just work with it, and hope for the best.

 

[StickFigure]

trust me, if my hyperlink button worked, this post would have been alot more funny, but as it is, you have to just work with it, and hope for the best.

Still don't see it.

 

[FreeballinDC]

OK, it works like this.

biteme posts up "My car won't start and I can't leave the @$%# house"

Which translates to: "come over, big boy, I ain't going anywhere, anytime soon"

Just ask gonelifting.

 

[BradG]

How's this for a come-on line? Last night just before bed the wife turns to me and says, "I saw a bumper sticker today...It said, "If you're gonna ride my ass, you can at least pull my hair!"" Off to the Races!!!! YEEEHAAAAAWWW!!

she happen to mention if the chick driving was hot?

 

[StickFigure]

OK, it works like this.

biteme posts up "My car won't start and I can't leave the @$%# house"

Which translates to: "come over, big boy, I ain't going anywhere, anytime soon"

Just ask gonelifting.

So what you're saying is that biteme's come-on line is the best on you've heard yet, and you were perhaps considering using it sometime?
Am I clear now?

 

[StickFigure]

she happen to mention if the chick driving was hot?

The conversation became all body language at that point!!

 

[coverguy]

that's great