benefits of being a dictator

[Lao Tzu]

1. endless women
2. endless money
3. right and wrong are rewritten in your own image. None of that morality bullshit. if you control the army, you control right & wrong.
4. the law doesn't apply to you or anyone you dont want it to apply to
5. taking part in major world events
6. unlike all the other criminals who hurt a few people then spend the rest of their lives in fear the cops, after you hurt a few million chances are you will either die of old age in a mansion or in exile in a mansion. either/or.

more to come

 

[biteme]

1. endless women
2. endless money
3. right and wrong are rewritten in your own image. None of that morality bullshit. if you control the army, you control right & wrong.
4. the law doesn't apply to you or anyone you dont want it to apply to
5. taking part in major world events
6. unlike all the other criminals who hurt a few people then spend the rest of their lives in fear the cops, after you hurt a few million chances are you will either die of old age in a mansion or in exile in a mansion. either/or.

more to come

How about the prospects of spending an eternity in hell?

 

[Pamela]

Re: Re: benefits of being a dictator

How about the prospects of spending an eternity in hell?

And most people don't like you and their always trying to kill you..



I think I would pass on that!!

 

[bwood]

i forgot the clarity of nordy's reasoning...

good times...

 

[ZKaudio]

you will generally die a horrible death.

 

[WODIN]

I want to be the Sultan of Bruni.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Re: Re: benefits of being a dictator

How about the prospects of spending an eternity in hell?

you missed no. 3. If you control the army you just forcibly convert everyone to a different religion, and in a few generations the old one is just a myth. How do you think religion spread in teh first place? through war and subjugation. Thats why latin americans believe the same religion as the Spaniards and arabs all believe in Islam. War & subjugation baby.

 

[Lao Tzu]

you will generally die a horrible death.

some will but most will die rich and of old age, sometimes with the public deeply in love with them.

 

[indyjones]

you always end up in a spider hole

 

[Lao Tzu]

you always end up in a spider hole

Suuuure. Or you die in a mansion the side of a hospital like Stalin did.

 

[tiger88]

cum still hasnt come out

 

[Becoming]

cum still hasnt come out

but it would if you were a dictator- i think that is what the man is trying to say...