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being wingman for your bros...
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oh well[email protected]
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Lol, yeah it does. But sometimes you have to take one for the team. But if he's your true friend, he'll be wingman for you next time.
GoldenDelicious
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um how long does it take you to hit on these girls?
ive only ever had a wingman once (last week) and that was because i cant exactly go to a cafe by myself
but really, two guys in a club or whatever should be able to hit on oodles of women...take turns, orb
ive only ever had a wingman once (last week) and that was because i cant exactly go to a cafe by myself
but really, two guys in a club or whatever should be able to hit on oodles of women...take turns, orb
KillahBee
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Werd said:
Situation: I am in a club/bar and I am flirting with some chick, feeling good about it. Problem is - her friend won't leave us alone (friend is usually not good looking). So, I go grab a buddy of mine and ask for him to be my wing man and take one for the team by hitting on the busted friend so I can get mine.
Rex
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Werd said:
Werd, I know we don't know each other well; however, I'm compelled to inform you that you're in grave danger. You possess great knowledge, that can be very detrimental to our cause if put into the wrong hands.
With that being said I don't think the ugly friend could fight off a good wing man. She's getting attention, and that's all they need. All about tactics for the situation at hand.
jh1
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Werd said:
Are you kidding?
In every group of women (hotties) there is a nottie... she ain't so good looking. But she knows this and will ward of any encounters with men that don't include any action for her....
It is distinct, and very overt....
oh... and don't even bother trying to pawn off some ugly dude on her... she wants a guy that is at the same level as you and the other guys you bring to the table...
That poor guy has to suffer for the night for his 'bros'.... guess what? it's your turn in the barrell.... FUCK!
i am the world's best wingman.
thank you.
thank you.
GoldenDelicious
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DT wins, no questionDial_tone said:I doubt that seriously. I can't see you goin to the mat with a 220 pounder for the team.
i always thought a wingman was your partner in crime- he might make the first approach and look like a dick, while you kinda walk past and your wingman drunkenly introduces you to the target..then you and the target look at each other and agree that your friend is a bit out of it, and the convo starts. or something like that
jh1
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GoldenDelicious said:DT wins, no question
i always thought a wingman was your partner in crime- he might make the first approach and look like a dick, while you kinda walk past and your wingman drunkenly introduces you to the target..then you and the target look at each other and agree that your friend is a bit out of it, and the convo starts. or something like that
a wingman is there to help get you some tail, period....
that scenario works too...
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Dial_tone said:I doubt that seriously. I can't see you goin to the mat with a 220 pounder for the team.
You're right. However, I will distract and disorient the aforementioned Orca until a friend's situation is a foregone conclusion.
Further, my mere presence means that the night never has to end.
sh4dowf4lcon
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SAGAT
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well id consider that being a wingman too. lord knows i've made myself look like a dick more than once lolGoldenDelicious said:DT wins, no question
i always thought a wingman was your partner in crime- he might make the first approach and look like a dick, while you kinda walk past and your wingman drunkenly introduces you to the target..then you and the target look at each other and agree that your friend is a bit out of it, and the convo starts. or something like that
string_bean00
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I've taken one for the team and banged the nottie before.
Once in college during spring break I had mentally prepared to harpoon this one huge girl so my roomie could get with her much better looking friend. Unfortunately (but fortunately for me) he didn't realize I was down for until we had left the place. We actually went back out looking for them in Pompano Beach. They wouldn't have been hard to spot....they were driving, I promise you, a white truck that was a mobile hot dog stand. 22 years later just the mere mention of "hot dog woman" will produce uncontrollable laughter from any of us.
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