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mwbnet

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Hi, Im Mike, I am 18 and a half years of age, I have been training for roughly 2 years now and am pleased with the gains I have made. I am only 5ft 5" and weigh around 65kg's. All my friends at the local gym are older and have been on juice for several years, they are all huge! One of them has recommended to me that I start a course of dianabol. Not sure exactly what doses I would be taking but they know what they are talking about.

I know they say that you should wait until your 21, but just wondered if anyone had any other advice. My friend tells me as long as I dont crazy with it a 6 week cycle should be ok!? Please get back to me asap! My e-mail address is [email protected].

Thanks!

Mike
 
mwbnet said:
Hi, Im Mike, I am 18 and a half years of age, I have been training for roughly 2 years now and am pleased with the gains I have made. I am only 5ft 5" and weigh around 65kg's. All my friends at the local gym are older and have been on juice for several years, they are all huge! One of them has recommended to me that I start a course of dianabol. Not sure exactly what doses I would be taking but they know what they are talking about.

I know they say that you should wait until your 21, but just wondered if anyone had any other advice. My friend tells me as long as I dont crazy with it a 6 week cycle should be ok!? Please get back to me asap! My e-mail address is [email protected].

Thanks!

Mike

If you totally want to get ripped...cut your cals to like 1200 a day..that way you dont put on any fat..then take 100mgs of dbol every day for that 6 week cycle your buddy suggested...dont worry about anti e's or pct because its just an oral cycle anyways..when your done with all that..check back by and tell us how it went..
 
mwbnet said:
I know they say that you should wait until your 21, but just wondered if anyone had any other advice.


Take this advice you gave yourself especially at 5'-5" you still have a high potential to grow over the next few years while your growth plates are still maturing. Also replace that age 21, with age 23-25 that is when your liver will be fully developed. That is also when your brains frontal lobe should be fully developed to help you make wiser decisions on matters as serious as this can be.

For real listen to this. Why do you think that most of the alcohol poisoning cases you will ever hear is from kids younger than 23 and yet alcoholic 30+ years old can drink an entire 750 ml of 80 proof vodka without puking and nothing more than passing out? cause their (the younger ones) liver is not developed yet and can not take the toxicity. Of course the older ones liver is hardening but at least it can still repair. Save your own self from future regrets.

They do NOT know what they are doing if they are recomending a cycle let alone an all oral cycle to an 18 year old. Oh yeah and a half!
 
I think an all oral cycle using dbol as a kid younger than 23 post should be stickied. eod their is one. One that says nobody will give the support they are looking for other than other kids that want to do the same thing. Its bad because blah blah blah
 
u no what als this geeza has don is ask for advice n e gets a lot of ass holes takin the piss. I was in the same situation as u. all my m8s at the gym wer older and bigger then me n i was recomended a dbol corse as well. 6 week gained lyk 12 lbs kept sutin silly lyk 5. the best thing i would say to do would be my secnd cycle at 18. 10 weeks deca 200mg week 4 weeks dbol 20-25 mg a day.
 
jimmy04 said:
u no what als this geeza has don is ask for advice n e gets a lot of ass holes takin the piss. I was in the same situation as u. all my m8s at the gym wer older and bigger then me n i was recomended a dbol corse as well. 6 week gained lyk 12 lbs kept sutin silly lyk 5. the best thing i would say to do would be my secnd cycle at 18. 10 weeks deca 200mg week 4 weeks dbol 20-25 mg a day.


WTF did you just type? I cant understand what it is u r saying?
 
CO B-man said:
Take this advice you gave yourself especially at 5'-5" you still have a high potential to grow over the next few years while your growth plates are still maturing. Also replace that age 21, with age 23-25 that is when your liver will be fully developed. That is also when your brains frontal lobe should be fully developed to help you make wiser decisions on matters as serious as this can be.

For real listen to this. Why do you think that most of the alcohol poisoning cases you will ever hear is from kids younger than 23 and yet alcoholic 30+ years old can drink an entire 750 ml of 80 proof vodka without puking and nothing more than passing out? cause their (the younger ones) liver is not developed yet and can not take the toxicity. Of course the older ones liver is hardening but at least it can still repair. Save your own self from future regrets.

They do NOT know what they are doing if they are recomending a cycle let alone an all oral cycle to an 18 year old. Oh yeah and a half!

solid
 
Ulter said:
You could have stepped away in 2001 and come back and found nothing has changed in that regard. And it never will.

I've been on/off this board since 1998, and actually it has changed - the level of newbie igorance has gotten progressively worse :D
 
jimmy04 said:
u no what als this geeza has don is ask for advice n e gets a lot of ass holes takin the piss. I was in the same situation as u. all my m8s at the gym wer older and bigger then me n i was recomended a dbol corse as well. 6 week gained lyk 12 lbs kept sutin silly lyk 5. the best thing i would say to do would be my secnd cycle at 18. 10 weeks deca 200mg week 4 weeks dbol 20-25 mg a day.
im not the smartest guy on the planet but compared to him...
 
My nam is Ricky an Im 6 yrs old-been lifting on and off 2 wks-cant seem to gain weight. I'm presently 38 inches tall and 50 lbs and on a steady diet of lunchables and Nesquick. Recently my Cialis hasn't been working as well for me, so I'm no longer fucking scandalous whores. What exercises can I do that will put the impin' back in my pimpin'?
 
Alright guys, I know this kid is an idiot and has done zero research and whatever we tell him wont matter,BUT I heavily disagree with posts such as this one.

If you totally want to get ripped...cut your cals to like 1200 a day..that way you dont put on any fat..then take 100mgs of dbol every day for that 6 week cycle your buddy suggested...dont worry about anti e's or pct because its just an oral cycle anyways..when your done with all that..check back by and tell us how it went..

What if he takes that shit seriously? You have to remember just how uneducated he has to be to make the post he made in the first place. Posts like this could be taken seriously and cause some significant damage. Are you so tired of newbs that you have to be sarcastic with them and cause potential damage? Why not just ignore them and not post under there thread or just tell them to go do some research?
 
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dhawkins said:
Alright guys, I know this kid is an idiot and has done zero research and whatever we tell him wont matter,BUT I heavily disagree with posts such as this one.



What if he takes that shit seriously? You have to remember just how uneducated he has to be to make the post he made in the first place. Posts like this could be taken seriously and cause some significant damage. Are you so tired of newbs that you have to be sarcastic with them and cause potential damage? Why not just ignore them and not post under there thread or just tell them to go do some research?

Cuz they just come back later and ask the same question under a different member name. Then they just wait for a reply that sounds like what they want to hear and ignore the rest as always. I've spent too much time trying to flame the incoming newbs lately, and it's impossible to keep up.
 
jimmy04 said:
u no what als this geeza has don is ask for advice n e gets a lot of ass holes takin the piss. I was in the same situation as u. all my m8s at the gym wer older and bigger then me n i was recomended a dbol corse as well. 6 week gained lyk 12 lbs kept sutin silly lyk 5. the best thing i would say to do would be my secnd cycle at 18. 10 weeks deca 200mg week 4 weeks dbol 20-25 mg a day.

huh? can someone translate this for me?
 
jimmy04 said:
u no what als this geeza has don is ask for advice n e gets a lot of ass holes takin the piss. I was in the same situation as u. all my m8s at the gym wer older and bigger then me n i was recomended a dbol corse as well. 6 week gained lyk 12 lbs kept sutin silly lyk 5. the best thing i would say to do would be my secnd cycle at 18. 10 weeks deca 200mg week 4 weeks dbol 20-25 mg a day.

Cheers mate, I appreciate it!
 
mwbnet said:
I know they say that you should wait until your 21, but just wondered if anyone had any other advice. My friend tells me as long as I dont crazy with it a 6 week cycle should be ok!?

Thanks!

Mike
I think this is what troubles me most about newbs. As Big Cracker has stated numerous times, they keep asking until they get the desired answer they're looking for. So please don't give out asinine suggestions; it may be what they want to hear.
 
ya know, I have to say.... some years back when I first started looking into AAS (I was in my mid-20's)... I made ONE post on a board, don't even remember which one it was or if it's still around....and I basically introduced myself and asked if anyone could point me in the right direction regarding info, suggestions, where to get stuff.... one of the moderators gave me a friendly warning not to ask about sources, and that was that.... several years later, after years of research, I started AAS ...and I have never posted up anything as lazy and ignorant as alot of these newbie posts that flood the boards.... no one faults a newbie for being just that, we all started there.... I'm no rocket scientist either, but it's not that difficult to figure out that you should do some research on your own before trying to take the easy way out.... just my 2 cents
 
giving advice in secret code!!!!!!!!!!

brilliant
we should all have super secret EF decoder rings
all sources should include one with any order
then no one would know what was said except the "in crowd"

ow hay uch may estosterone tay hould say i ake tay or fay a irst fay ycle cay
 
im sorry..but if im new to a forum..and theres is a bold sticky telling me to read before posting...generally you read it..

Its not rocket science, most forums have stickies..they are there to help people out. Dont piss in my cheerios because the guy cant read a giant-bolded-sticky at the top of the forum..

Im a newb to the forum too, and you wont find any posts even remotely resembling that one with my name on it...
 
because it was so obviously sarcastic and wrong anyone not retarded could understand?
 
Was that a question? And I can see how a newb could take that seriously. The probability might not be great but what if just one person did take it to heart?
 
jimmy04 said:
u no what als this geeza has don is ask for advice n e gets a lot of ass holes takin the piss. I was in the same situation as u. all my m8s at the gym wer older and bigger then me n i was recomended a dbol corse as well. 6 week gained lyk 12 lbs kept sutin silly lyk 5. the best thing i would say to do would be my secnd cycle at 18. 10 weeks deca 200mg week 4 weeks dbol 20-25 mg a day.

Dude, copy that shit in Microsoft Word and use spellcheck.

Translation for all:

You not what all this guy has done is ask for advice and he gts a lof of assholes taking the piss (I have no clue). I was in the same situation as you, and all my m8s (No clue, maybie homies or friends) at the gym were older and bigger than me and I was recommended a dbol course as well. 6 weeks gained like 12 lbs, kept somthing silly like 5. The best thing I would say to do would be my second cycle at 18 (why so young??). 10 weeks Deca 200mg week and 4 weeks Dbol 20-25 mgs a day.

Karma anyone??? :p
 
Agreed.

dhawkins said:
Alright guys, I know this kid is an idiot and has done zero research and whatever we tell him wont matter,BUT I heavily disagree with posts such as this one.



What if he takes that shit seriously? You have to remember just how uneducated he has to be to make the post he made in the first place. Posts like this could be taken seriously and cause some significant damage. Are you so tired of newbs that you have to be sarcastic with them and cause potential damage? Why not just ignore them and not post under there thread or just tell them to go do some research?
 
mlong23 said:
Dude, copy that shit in Microsoft Word and use spellcheck.

Translation for all:

You not what all this guy has done is ask for advice and he gts a lof of assholes taking the piss (I have no clue). I was in the same situation as you, and all my m8s (No clue, maybie homies or friends) at the gym were older and bigger than me and I was recommended a dbol course as well. 6 weeks gained like 12 lbs, kept somthing silly like 5. The best thing I would say to do would be my second cycle at 18 (why so young??). 10 weeks Deca 200mg week and 4 weeks Dbol 20-25 mgs a day.

Karma anyone??? :p
I believe "taking the piss" is an English term they use for fucking w/ someone. m8 is an abbreviated form of mate the English use accross the pond.
 
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