Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.....

[bouncer]

I was gonna go to the gym, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH...

I was going to do some squats, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH...

I was going to have a sauna, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH

I was gonna fuck the bitch when I got home, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH...


Because I got high, because I got high, because I got highhhhhhh

 

[Johnny Zampon]

thats a big fuckin joint.

 

[BigGuns2]

I was going to give my lifting partner a spot, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH.

I was going to get that weight off of him, BUT I WAS HIGH.

Now he's dead and gone and I know why, Because I was high, Because I was high, Because I was high.

 

[frorider6]

I was gonna post an intelligent thread, but then I got high.....

 

[danielson]

bouncer is that real? i see pixels

 

[bouncer]

I was taking a shot in the glutes, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH....

I missed and hit my balls (and they FUCKING HURT), AND I KNOW WHY.......BECAUSE I WAS HIGH, BECAUSE I WAS HIGH, BECAUSE I WAS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH...........

 

[MommaKin]

Learn how to shave

 

[satanic goatslayer]

LOL......crazy Irishman.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

Learn how to shave

get a new face.

 

[Mandinka]

I was gonna fuck the bitch when I got home
...
I missed and hit my balls

Ehhhm , does Mary know about this kinda thing or do ya just keep it to yerself? (he he)

 

[Mandinka]

Or just maybe she's too HIGH to notice.

 

[vixenbabe]

You silly goose.....I was gonna ask how the hell you were..I'm guessing...HIGH!?

 

[FreakMonster]

I was taking a shot in the glutes, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH....

I missed and hit my balls (and they FUCKING HURT), AND I KNOW WHY.......BECAUSE I WAS HIGH, BECAUSE I WAS HIGH, BECAUSE I WAS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH...........

Are you fucking kidding me?

What the fuck are you injecting in to your balls ? LOL

 

[bouncer]

Man, was I hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh last night, hehehehehehehehe


Bouncer

 

[Garza]

I was going to post a serious thread on elite....but then I got high.

The result? Check out my "Garza's Pepto Bismol Advertisements" thread right here on chat and convo!!!!!!!

damn i am bored

 

[thebabydoc]

Bouncer as a baby:

 

[bouncer]

Yep thats me alright......

I was gonna suck on ma mamma's tits, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH.

I needed your milk for my protein, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH.

No I can't do squats and I know why, BECAUSE I GOT HIGH, BECAUSE I GOT HIGH, BECAUSE I GOT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.



Bouncer

 

[GinNJuice]

Hey Bouncer........ 1985 just called....... it wants it's collar-turned-up polo shirt back.


Ok, ok..... I watching a rerun of SNL with Dave Spade during lunch

 

[Taps]

That's the biggest joint I've seen in my life. You Irish guys take everything to excess, huh?

...and get that needle away from your balls. fuck.

 

[bouncer]

Because I'm high I thought I'd dig up this old one... Garza and Johnny Zambon et'al !

Bouncer

 

[Milhouse]

LOL

Monday I was in town working
Went out with a client and got high
Too drunk to drive took a room
cause I got high cause I got high cause I got high

Checked into the room man I was high
Went to the strip club down the street and continued to get high
Some hot blonde gave me number that I lost and I know why
Cause i was high cause I was high cause I was high