Bar Room Translations

[StickFigure]

Sorry Guys, I usually don't post this kinda shit, but I couldn't resist this and the last one!


Translations

1. "Excuse Me." (male to male)
(Get the hell out of the way.)

2. "Excuse Me." (male to female)
(I am going to grope you now.)

3. "Excuse Me." (female to male)
(Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way.)

4. "Excuse Me." (female to female)
(Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. And get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like the slut you are.)

5. "What do you have on tap?"
(What's cheap?)

6. "Can I have a white Russian?" (male)
(I'm *really* gay.)

7. "Can I have a white Russian?" (female)
(I'm *really* easy.)

8. "That person looks really familiar."
(Did I sleep with him/her?)

9. Can I just get a glass of water?" (female)
(I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)

10. I don't have my ID on me." (female)
(I'm 16.)

11. "I don't have my ID on me." (male)
(I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.8 after my last visit here)

 

[Cutiebaby]

wtf?
I drink white russians

 

[chicknlegs]

Funny stuff...

 

[hotzie]

wtf?
I drink white russians

holy shit it is true

 

[Cutiebaby]

holy shit it is true

whore

 

[HiDnGoD]

wtf?
I drink white russians

So, the translation lies? You are easy but don't drink White Russians?

 

[Cutiebaby]

I drink white russians but are not easy

 

[GoldenDelicious]

wtf?
I drink white russians

thats because you have 4 more *really*s than what he said, so its different

 

[biteme]

That's some funny stuff. I don't curse off the internet. Only when I'm really pissed.

 

[nycgirl]

Nah, #9 means I bought my one drink when I came in or I don't pay for drinks and until a man buys me one, I will be ordering water.

OH, #4 is so true.

 

[biteme]

I don't buy a strangers drinks unless I want to get down their pants. I'm sure they are aware of this. LOL

 

[StickFigure]

Nah, #9 means I bought my one drink when I came in or I don't pay for drinks and until a man buys me one, I will be ordering water.

OH, #4 is so true.

LMAO!!!

 

[biteme]

LOL. Women are worse to each other then men are to men.

 

[StickFigure]

LOL. Women are worse to each other then men are to men.

Ain't that the truth! Reminds me of the movie, "White Chics"

 

[biteme]

"Can I buy you a drink?" (male to female)

Translation: "I really want to fuck you and I'm hoping that buying you this drink and putting the mack on you will do the trick"

 

[biteme]

"Would you like to dance?" (guy to girl) "Not right now. Thanks though"

("I would, but not with your ugly ass")