balls of teflon

[smallmovesal]

how goes it this fine eve?

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

more like balls of cotton

 

[Freak Show]

Kick a brother when he's sick, huh? Don't respond to my thread, but you wanna know how this yahoo's doing? Where's that damn ring pop? Imma take it back.

 

[smallmovesal]

what thread baby?

 

[Freak Show]

what thread baby?

I deleted it cuz it sat there for like 25 views with just responses from people who were like, "you suck."

 

[smallmovesal]

i was talking on the phone to a man friend

oops, i've said too much!

you wanna chit chat sick boy?

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

what thread baby?

Oh so you call him "baby" eh ? im jealous

 

[Freak Show]

i was talking on the phone to a man friend

oops, i've said too much!

you wanna chit chat sick boy?

sure, if you can handle me sounding even more nasaled than I normally do.

 

[smallmovesal]

sure thing.. give me a shout

 

[Freak Show]

i was talking on the phone to a man friend

oops, i've said too much!

HEY!!!!!!!!! What's this man friend shit? That's it. I ain't takin the ring pop back, I'm gonna just eat the fucker.

 

[smallmovesal]

just call me silly.. i have to go to bed soon

 

[Balls of Steel]

Balls of teflon thread?

Was she talking about me?

 

[MoneyBags]

i was talking on the phone to a man friend

oops, i've said too much!

you wanna chit chat sick boy?

you are a slut

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

The Teflon Fart slips out without a sound and no strain at all. A very good fart in situations where you would rather not fart at all. You can be talking to someone and not miss saying a word. If the wind is right he will never know.