Bad Chatroom Etiquette

[MommaKin]

1. Create an insanely long user name. Refuse to speak to people who try to abbreviate it.

2. TyPe LiKe ThIs. Ignore anyone who doesn't.

3. Yell.

4. Talk to yourself.

5. Log in with three or more usernames and have a conversation with yourself.

6. Type backwards.

7. Type everything twice.

7. Type everything twice.

8. Answer questions not addressed to you.

9. Send a LOT of blank messages. A LOT.

10. Speak in your own language.

11. Change the text color to yellow or something equally painful.

12. Change the background color to pink or something equally painful.

13. Change the background color to match the text color.

14. Make people repeat everything they say three times. (at least)

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16. Ask stupid questions. Demand answers.

17. Tell everybody you have to leave to *do a number two*.

18. Tell people what time it is.

19. Ask people what time it is.

20. Speak in Yodanese. For example: bored I am. lick my ear you want to?

21. Type bottom to top. (I'm not even going to try)

 

[MommaKin]

Creative Comeback Lines

Creative Comeback Lines


1. Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and simplistic world-view.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

4. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

5. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

6. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?!?

7. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

8. I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

13. How about never? Is never good for you?

14. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

15. You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication.

16. You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME.

17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

 

[decem]

Re: Creative Comeback Lines

19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

LMAO.. i just told a caller that yesterday.. swear to god.. (if i believed in one that might hold water.. but really.. i did)

 

[decem]

20. Speak in Yodanese. For example: bored I am. lick my ear you want to?

for real let's be.. love who does not language the yodanese...

 

[daemon]

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4. Talk to yourself.
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Wonder if Frorider read this?