Bacon and cigarette diet?

[bulkmeister]

Please critique my diet:

11:00am - wake with hangover

11:03 - shudder while attempting to not vomit

11:03:45 - vomit

12:45 - light a cigarette

12:55 - get out of bed

1:30pm - drink 3 beers to quiet the tremors in my hands. Have another cigarette.

1:35 - Try to decide between a flax oil and protein powder shake or an Advil and a chili cheese omelet.

2:00 - eat the omelet

4:00 - Pre-workout meal - some ho-ho's and an Atkins protein bar.

4:45 - Workout (meaning: wander around the gym until it's time to watch the chicks bend over in spandex in the pilates class)

4:49 - get kicked out if gym

5:30 - post workout meal - some chee-weez and diet shasta

6:30 - go to strip club to show off my "elite physique"

6:45 - run into that guy on the other discussion board who says "Temptations was sick this summer....SICK!"

6:50 - beat the crap out of him

7:00 - get thrown out of the strip club

8:55 (or sometime like that) - pass out (with cigarette)

 

[KEL]

looks good you might throw in some pork rinds in the afternoon

 

[DeeMaxx]

And don't!! forget the 4 blocks of butter and lard before you pass out, i know a guy on a routine & diet similar to yours and he
is fucking HUGE!!


good luck

 

[D00fy]

thats a dope diet:/ but if u dont want the cheeze omlette let me get it

 

[sicklydiesel]

[/B][/QUOTE]6:45 - run into that guy on the other discussion board who says "Temptations was sick this summer....SICK!"[/B][/QUOTE]




lmao!!!!!!

 

[solidj55]

LOL I have been laughing my fuckin ass off reading this. I know so many people like this at what sucks is they all have good abs and I dont, what the fuck is that about?

 

[D00fy]

must be the ciggaretts and drugs:/