back hair

[HappyScrappy]

Supersizeme mentioned this in another thread.

What are some things that you studs do to really get the hair on your back growing?
I don't mean just like a few like some pansy ass mofo, but I mean like a sweater. I want to get mistaken for a pile of hair. I want people to call me "bear" or "hairy dude" or "oh my god mommy, my eyes!"

are there any special creams that I can use to help really get the hair on my back growing?
and don't any of you stupid motherfuckers say Rogaine, because that isn't gonna do shit for backhair.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I have a lot of back hair, and it is thick and well groomed. It is just that as I get older, it seems that some is falling out and it is getting a little patchy.

I want to still be able to pull ass like Sampras' wife, and to do that, I need a lot of body hair. Especially on my back.

help me out, and I'll fuck your first daughter. promise.

 

[big4life]

I don't know, I don't have that problem.

I will ask this guy at the gym who always wears tank tops and has more hair on his back than most men have on their heads.

I'll let you know what he says.

 

[danielson]

i remember jeff goldblum grew hair on his back in fly I

so.....umm......go through a transporter with a fly, and have sex with geena lee nolin a few times.

 

[big_bad_buff]

HappyScrappy my bro!, this is an easy fix. everyone wants back hair right? and who the fuck wants a full head of hair? so what i have been doing is having reversal hair plants...they take the hair off my head, and put it on my back and shoulders, soon as i have no hair on my head i might yank the shit growing from my ass crack, but i dont know, ass hair and back hair look pretty good together! hope this helps...oh yeah trying pulling your hair out of your head and glue it to you back/shoulders just to see how it would look....my family members love it.

 

[casavant]

I don't know, I don't have that problem.

I will ask this guy at the gym who always wears tank tops and has more hair on his back than most men have on their heads.

I'll let you know what he says.

How come every gym seems to have a guy like this?

 

[big4life]

Happy, I asked him what his secret was and he said it was genetics. I guess you're out of luck, unless you can find a hair piece for your back.

 

[Solid Snake]

Trenbolone acetate. At least 400mg a week.

Snake

 

[HighIntensity]

or winny