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Baby Wipes!!!

I whipe my ass with baby wipes. Talk about clean...
 
WODIN said:
I whipe my ass with baby wipes. Talk about clean...
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You can't EVEN reach your ass..What ru talkin about?

I use the pressure washer on him daily.....Don't let him kid ya!
:)
 
vixenbabe said:


You can't EVEN reach your ass..What ru talkin about?

I use the pressure washer on him daily.....Don't let him kid ya!
:)
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I love it when you tongue my bunghole baby...

My massive lats and tris make whiping a bit difficult but I manage when your busy shooting pornos.
 
I need to start using them....my wife wonders how I can go through so many pairs of socks....Mr. Roto Rooter man has an office at my house.
 
I understand Bmoms confusion.
The proper 'twist' is Poopypacker.
 
spatts said:
I replaced all my TP Rolls with those nifty two in one wipe dispensers. Ah.....

Slightly less tacky than a box of wipies up on the tank.

...and as Kronk once said, "If you took a shit in your hand, would you wipe it off and go about your business, or would you wash it?"

My argumentative side would attest that I don't regularly handle household items with my ass, therefore I would not be passing on debris. Alas, he is correct. We are a wipie family. Well, at least the kid and I are.
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you've sold me on the idea, i'm gonna buy some wipes this weekend.
 
I can recall my hubby using the wrong wipes once ....

He grabbed the Mr. Clean Quick Clean Up's instead of the J&J Baby Wipes....Needless to say, his ass smelled lemon fresh... ...Burned a bit too....
 
yeh bro, i got the ones built in to the TP roll, GREAT is the only word, nothing like a baby soft asshole after a large dump
 
TEXgrl said:


you've sold me on the idea, i'm gonna buy some wipes this weekend.
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Read the label and make sure they're the flushable kind!

I had one of those double dispenser things...it kept falling down so I gave up on it. I just keep the wipes in a ziploc baggie in a cabinet in the bathroom.
 
Why don't animals have to wipe? Why are humans the only ones that have to wipe? I mean, I don't always go around looking at animal asses, but when I do see them they LOOK clean (one has to wonder if they FEEL clean, though). Is it the trade off for opposable thumbs? Some monkeys have opposable thumbs. Do they have to wipe their asses?

I've never used the baby wipes, but now I feel as if I should. I feel like I'm missing out on something--maybe it's what I'm missing in my life.


Tater
 
Once my cat ate a thread and the next day it was walking around with about an inch of the thread hanging out of its ass.

I had to pull it out.
 
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