b fold, I'm calling you out!

[Advaik]

That's right. My skinny 6'4" 170lb 8%bf ass is calling out your 6'2" 300lb 16%bf ass! Why? I got no fucking clue! I think your size is too intimidating and just because you are a "nice guy" don't mean shit because you are too big. I would destroy you in a nice guy competition! You may be nicer than me but because of stereotypes people will be more drawn to me! Yea that's right, me! So just because you could throw my ass clean across the room and crack my head in two with one blow don't mean shit. And just because you are nicer than me don't mean shit. Because I still beat you and there's nothing you can do about it.

Yes I'm quite bored...

 

[Night Fly]

We can see that you are quite bored!

 

[Testosterone boy]

That's right. My skinny 6'4" 170lb 8%bf ass is calling out your 6'2" 300lb 16%bf ass! Why? I got no fucking clue! I think your size is too intimidating and just because you are a "nice guy" don't mean shit because you are too big. I would destroy you in a nice guy competition! You may be nicer than me but because of stereotypes people will be more drawn to me! Yea that's right, me! So just because you could throw my ass clean across the room and crack my head in two with one blow don't mean shit. And just because you are nicer than me don't mean shit. Because I still beat you and there's nothing you can do about it.

Yes I'm quite bored...

Kriminy...must be in the air or something. I'm thinking of going back to bed.

The Broncos don't play until tommorrow.

 

[b fold the truth]

B True

 

[BigRedCat]

Do not wake the hill giant! haha.

Hey B-Fold, when is the national strongman? Its gonna be on ESPN2 right?

 

[b fold the truth]

My contest is October 5th in STL. You can get a link to it from here:
www.nastrongman.com

Not on ESPN...may not be on TV at all. This is an amateur contest.

Yeah...I am a little nervous...for sure.

B True

 

[Testosterone boy]

Strongman contests are some of the best entertainent around. Those dudes are serious strong! I could do a couple of the events, that is all.

 

[b fold the truth]

Yes...they are VERY strong. I am far stronger than the average weight lifter and just HOPE to be a pro someday so I can get my tail handed to me.

B True

 

[BigRedCat]

How do you get into those ones on ESPN2- the ones that always feature guys with names like Olaf Vaaalgrphiraak and Uri Checkoff. I saw one last month that had some guys that have to pick up this bar thing and carry it in a circle- its weird, I cant explain it, It was cool.

 

[big4life]

My contest is October 5th in STL. You can get a link to it from here:
www.nastrongman.com

Not on ESPN...may not be on TV at all. This is an amateur contest.

Yeah...I am a little nervous...for sure.

B True

You are gonna kick butt over there!!!!!

 

[b fold the truth]

How do you get into those ones on ESPN2- the ones that always feature guys with names like Olaf Vaaalgrphiraak and Uri Checkoff. I saw one last month that had some guys that have to pick up this bar thing and carry it in a circle- its weird, I cant explain it, It was cool.

To get there I must become a pro. From there I must place very high in a pro contest and qualify for the North America Pro Qualifier. I must then place top 5 at that contest to be invited to the World's Strongest Man that you see on ESPN. Very tough just to get there.

You mean the Conan's Wheel? Like this?

 

[BigRedCat]

Yes, that's it! I like that event. When I saw it on TV it was a shorter bar and it was a big ass thing full of rocks. When is that going to be on again I wonder. Those guys are insanely strong.

 

[Citruscide]

Sure, call a pussy like B-Fold out and never mention a muther fucker like me... I see how it is.... pussy.

C

 

[b fold the truth]

B True

 

[Uh Oh]

You're going to rock at the contest, I'm sure of it!

 

[b fold the truth]

So nice of the folks to draw that white line so you know where to walk. I'd hate to see you accidentally pick the whole bugger up and move slightly askew with it.

B True

 

[b fold the truth]

You're going to rock at the contest, I'm sure of it!

Thanks...I am just VERY nervous...VERY nervous...

B True

 

[Advaik]

let's get back on topic, b fold is too damn big and intimidating!

 

[b fold the truth]

B, got a question. How are you going to be able to heat and eat my lasagna? I don't think that plan's gonna work.

I am hoping that I can find a microwave there at the motel to cook my oatmeal and honey in for breakfast the day of the show.

Seriously...you don't have to bring or make me anything. I'd appreciate a prayer, and handshake, and a hug...no matter how I place that day. A simple congratulations and an "I am proud of you" is MORE than any gift that you or anyone else can give me...

B True