Austin 316

[Virtual Acid]

A thread for you baby!

 

[naturally anabolic]

hey kiddo how was your weekend?

 

[Virtual Acid]

I slept all weekend and had shitty sex,

 

[naturally anabolic]

sorry to hear that, maybe teach your boytoy how to do things right?

 

[Puddles]

LOL...I love the term BOY TOY. It's just amusing.

 

[Virtual Acid]

ive been tryin to teach him for a yr, and ive lost all hope, he never gets it right,


And Austin, shithead, i bitched about not having a thread, and u wont even post on it? PSH

 

[naturally anabolic]

whats he doing wrong?

 

[Virtual Acid]

Its like, this-- Me gets rolled over
and my legs some how end up looking like a pretzel, then 5 minutes go by,...then he finally stops poking my leg and realizes he isnt inside, me, then another 5 minutes goes by with him pulling my hair and biting me, then its over, PAthetic huh?

 

[Taps]

As long as he pays me the $100/hour, I don't give a shit what he does to you.

 

[Virtual Acid]

LOL

 

[naturally anabolic]

and i was expecting taps to want you under his desk......who knew? lol

 

[KnoXville]

had shitty sex

Really? I tried that once like four months ago. Had this kinky asian girl that was all into the scat scene, I must admit it was indeed fun at first, mostly due to the mystery and warmness I imagine. But by the end I really couldn't get into it enough to orgasm or anything. Plus my sheets were pretty much ruined, so I gave them to a local homeless man, made his day.

 

[Austin316]

sorry I was prob on the phone or something then went to bed