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mrt
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Yes, it is Off Topic and MOD's you can move it anytime you like but I just received a good joke by e-mail and just wanted to share with you guys. We need to laugh once in a while
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the
Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them :
" It'sa illegala to putta 5 people ina Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro mensa four" replies the Italian Official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the
Germans report unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers : zis car is
desingt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the
Italian customs agent.
"Quattro mensa four. You hava fivea people ina your
car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call
your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to someone viz more
intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, " he can'ta
come. He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the
Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them :
" It'sa illegala to putta 5 people ina Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro mensa four" replies the Italian Official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the
Germans report unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers : zis car is
desingt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the
Italian customs agent.
"Quattro mensa four. You hava fivea people ina your
car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call
your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to someone viz more
intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, " he can'ta
come. He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
