Auction to marry Robert jan

[Robert Jan]

Start the bids.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

i want the buy it now price

 

[Robert Jan]

This isn't Ebay.

There is no buy it now price.

Also while I support gay marriage rights, I'm not personally interested in marrying a male bidder.

I will take up offers of father who want me to marry their daughter though.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

listen dickcheese. im marrying off soklueles so she doesnt call me anymore mang.

 

[hamstershaver]

listen dickcheese. im marrying off soklueles so she doesnt call me anymore mang.

that is annoying

 

[SoKlueles]

whats annoying? dang i never called you silly butt

 

[Robert Jan]

Yeah I agree phone sex is not so cool. It's just a teasing method for manipulative women.

 

[gonelifting]

If you do my dishes I`ll take ya.

 

[SoKlueles]

ME AND JUICYBUTT NEVEREVER HAD PHONE SEX
geez
what is phone sex?

 

[hamstershaver]

Yeah I agree phone sex is not so cool. It's just a teasing method for manipulative women.

yeah when she calls me she already has the dildo in her hand, very sad if you ask me

 

[SoKlueles]

oh brother u wanted me to call
sheesh

 

[Robert Jan]

If you do my dishes I`ll take ya.

This isn't about taking orb.

This is about laying down hard cold cash.

I already have a $1.35 offer from a local homeless woman so you will at least have to top that.

 

[SoKlueles]

i have 1.50 and do u take a blank check?

 

[Gambino]

dude, I could use a personal chief...I'll pay 20 a day, that's right, a cold, crisp 20 everyday you work, you'd be pulling down 140 a week, not bad, especially for a immigrant...on top of that, you can camp in my backyard for free!!!

 

[gonelifting]

$1.55 and you have to wash the windows too.

 

[SoKlueles]

do u babysit? i can go out more then

 

[-SD-]

Im guessing you will have to pay someone to marry you bor. Also I thought you were against marriage altogether or something.

 

[Robert Jan]

Im guessing you will have to pay someone to marry you bor. Also I thought you were against marriage altogether or something.

I am. but hypothetically.

Didn't you read my last post? I actually have offers!

Gambino I only take lump sum payment.

Current best offer is $1.55 to gonelifting.

 

[Robert Jan]

1.55
going oonce,
going twice
....

 

[gonelifting]

1.55
going oonce,
going twice
....

Oh shit!

 

[SoKlueles]

Oh shit!

HAHAHAHAHAHA u get him

ok 1.56 hows that

 

[Robert Jan]

Woohoo

So is this officially going to be a bankpayment now?
Since there are no $0.01 coins? Or are there?

Sitting at $1.56

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

$3.00

im not paying for shipping.

 

[SoKlueles]

3.01 and ill pay shipping

 

[Robert Jan]

This is totally sweet.

 

[SoKlueles]

I withdraw my nomination for obvious reasons

 

[Robert Jan]

That's against regulations, sorry.

 

[Robert Jan]

We can do this the hard way, or the easy way

 

[SoKlueles]

what are u talking about? hard or easy?????????

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I withdraw my nomination for obvious reasons

as do i

 

[Robert Jan]

There is no way back. we are legally already married .

 

[SoKlueles]

i want an annullment

 

[Robert Jan]

You're gonna have to give me half your stuff. I'm a student I haven't even moved out yet I hardly own anything.

 

[Robert Jan]

PS: I want the left tit.

 

[SoKlueles]

um
no can do
i can buy u a blow up doll tho ok?

 

[Robert Jan]

I might accept the blowup doll offer. but she has to be a brunette.

PM me for details

 

[Nubly]

my dogs in heat right now. i'll bid a nickel. shes cute

 

[SoKlueles]

my dogs in heat right now. i'll bid a nickel. shes cute

lolol ur silly

 

[Robert Jan]

What race is the dog?

I'm a bit of a racist