Attn Woody

[Bubbly]

You ever try to suck the pig through the whistle?

I mean tried Whistle Pig Whiskey?

 

[WoodyO]

Nah, I've heard of it, but never actually came across a bottle for sale. It's small batch and a little rare around here.

Got some?

 

[Bubbly]

Nope. Was thinking about it. I need to expand my palate of alcoholic delights.

 

[WoodyO]

Great, now you have me thinking about it. May have to swing by BevMo on the way home.

 

[Mr. dB]

Is that a code word for fellatio?

 

[Bubbly]

Bevmo carries Mangria. Pick up a bottle of red.

 

[Fitguy3030]

I've heard good things about this someone try it and let me know how it is

 

[dabuffguy]

Drunk whores in this thread.

Especially fitgay, useless cum-drunk queer.

 

[Fitguy3030]

Drunk whores in this thread.

Especially fitgay, useless cum-drunk queer.

Don't talk to me until you actually make a woman drink your cum you sack of dog shit

 

[nastyassnigga]

That's classy bro

 

[dabuffguy]

Don't talk to me until you actually make a woman drink your cum you sack of dog shit

That's completely disgusting. Why would something like that be a prerequisite to be on your can-talk-to list.


What a disgusting, perverted freak.

Do you require people to eat dog crap then puke it in your mouth before you're there friend?

You are a pile of dog shit. I'm not even joking. You have serious issues.

 

[WoodyO]

What's wrong with a girl that swallows? That's hot.

 

[dabuffguy]

That's completely disgusting. Why would something like that be a prerequisite to be on your can-talk-to list.


What a disgusting, perverted freak.

Do you require people to eat dog crap then puke it in your mouth before you're there friend?

You are a pile of dog shit. I'm not even joking. You have serious issues.

*their

 

[dabuffguy]

What's wrong with a girl that swallows? That's hot.

You missed the irony of the post...

 

[-SD-]

You missed the irony of the post...

but youre a mormon virg so irony isnt the first thing that comes to mind

 

[wootoom]

Omg gahhahhhahhhaahhhhhhhh


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[-SD-]

Can I literally interpret?

 

[WoodyO]

Pretty sure there was no irony at all.

 

[nangiggles]

Can I literally interpret?

He's a virgin so he doesn't understand the value of a good swallower

 

[WoodyO]

Gettin' a lil chubbed up here

 

[dabuffguy]

Pretty sure there was no irony at all.

It's not funny if I have to explain...


I called him a cum drunk queer.

Then he makes a similar comment.

Then I ripped him for being being a disgusting pervert for saying basically the same thing I did.

I guess it's technically not ironic, but idgaf.

 

[WoodyO]

Well, that drove my boner right into the ground

 

[nangiggles]

Well, that drove my boner right into the ground

Dabuffguy has that turn off effect on people