ATTN: I just got a raise

[Dial_tone]

so, everybody meet at the vending machine in five....protein bars and k are on me!

 

[calveless wonder]

promoted to head fry guy?

 

[Raptorex]

congrats - always a good feeling!

 

[swole]

keep makin those moves big dawg!

mind telling us about your old and new position? (i'm not talkin doggy behind some big onion either)

 

[Dial_tone]

promoted to head fry guy?

better. ice cream dispenser...no more grease!

 

[calveless wonder]

better. ice cream dispenser...no more grease!

yes!!!

now we're talking

 

[Lestat]

baller status?

 

[Cal_21]

Yay protein bars!

p.s congrats! lol

 

[jh1]

They give black peeps raises?

Fuck!

 

[biteme]

Congrats dude.

 

[rubberneck]

 

[puddlemonkey]

Congrats

 

[chewyxrage]

lol I thought you fucked up big time at work or something

 

[gjohnson5]

The only time I got one is when I was making like 30k / year
Now I just start off with the salary I want by leaving the old job

They give black peeps raises?

Fuck!

 

[crazyjoe]

so, everybody meet at the vending machine in five....protein bars and k are on me!

What line of work?

 

[the_clockwork]

awesome!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Is there raise enough to fund new fun bags for moi?

 

[Dial_tone]

Is there raise enough to fund new fun bags for moi?

I can cover one depending how big you go....butt you know what that will cost ya.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

congrats broseph, so what you pulling now, 30 million plus 10% stock options and all access to the company jet? i say screw that, tell them if some stupid baseball player is making 25 million a year that you want at least double that, plus 20% prime stocks and the company jet, plus your own rolls royce chauffeured to work and play and you better see a mega yacht literally with your name on it. if they so no, say, "fuck you, I got bill gates and warren buffett on the other line, on hold, you can kiss my ass!"

don't forget the golden parachute clause

also tell them you want luxury box seats for ny giants games.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I can cover one depending how big you go....butt you know what that will cost ya.

LOL I need both there a set can't do one without the other.

 

[Cal_21]

LOL I need both there a set can't do one without the other.

I can get you some salt water for em ...alas that is all I can afford

 

[Dial_tone]

LOL I need both there a set can't do one without the other.

Xmas bonus will cover the other. You'll be okay with just one Robo Boob for a few months, won't cha? LOL

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Xmas bonus will cover the other. You'll be okay with just one Robo Boob for a few months, won't cha? LOL

The chocolate starfish will be denined until there is a set of implants.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Gratz Dude!