attention citruscide and vixenbabe

[saint808]

there is obvious unresolved sexual tension between the both of you... i recommend you guys get a room and work this out.

 

[saint808]

may i suggest somewhere romantic like a ramada inn or a motel 6

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Pick it up with your hands.

 

[kronk]

I will film it

 

[Citruscide]

Check. I need a Hazmat suit... to protect me from the stench... then I need a flamethrower, to kill all the algee and fungi infested microbes...

Then, I just need a battle axe, to hack her head off... then I can put it in a sack and use it to turn the Krakkon into stone... (That was a Medusa analogy...)

This IS what you ment by thiis thread, right?

C

 

[starfish]

I agree...

 

[naturally anabolic]

kiss and make up kiddies.

 

[starfish]

kiss and make up kiddies.

It's sexual tension betweeen them..

 

[Citruscide]

Soooo... I am not supposed to kill her and hack her immortal Medusa head off?

In that case, I'll need the movie prop battling ram from Braveheart... a shield and a hazmat suit... for good measure. Kronk, I suggest a WIDE-ANGLE lens to get the full spread of her gelatinus pudding... I suspect the battling ram will be lost...

At which point I will hack off her head and... oh wait, I'm not supposed to do that....

Crap... ok... at which point I will turn on the Cable TV and masturbate...

C

 

[Citruscide]

It's sexual tension betweeen them..

Don't you mean sexual tension between us... sugar?

C

 

[vixenbabe]

LOL....

I think I'd rather have a root canal without drugs....

 

[Citruscide]

LOL....

I think I'd rather have a root canal without drugs....

Yeah... that COULD be possible... if you teeth haven't all rotted out from the "Chaw"... but I suppose you could still FEIGN what it feels like?

As for drugs... I don't think the herpes surpession therapy counts.

C

 

[vixenbabe]

Cit..has anyone ever told you that your words real like a banshee on here?

Christ, I do not think I've ever met a man who could nag, piss and moan or make up stories like you..If I did not know any better..I'd say you're just like the women you always bitch about!

 

[Citruscide]

Cit..has anyone ever told you that your words real like a banshee on here?

Christ, I do not think I've ever met a man who could nag, piss and moan or make up stories like you..If I did not know any better..I'd say you're just like the women you always bitch about!

You believe my words real like a banshee? What? No... I don't know what you're talking about, and people usually speak English when they talk to me.

Bitch? LOL How have I bitched... Maybe heckle... maybe prod... maybe irritate... but bitch? Shhhiiiieet... I speak the truth and the women can't handle it (kind of like Tom Cruize in A Few Good Men) You just keep telling yourself that. While your at it, you might want to change the tire on your house... it is looking a little lopsided.



C

 

[Dr.M]

Forget the tension and get to the good stuff