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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030902/sc_nm/science_asteroid_dc
Once again, were all fucked.
Once again, were all fucked.
The Nature Boy said:I can't wait till it hits.
But for those fearing Armageddon, don't be alarmed -- the chances of a catastrophic collision are just one in 909,000.
First Bush will try and find out if the asteroid is carrying oil. Then he will find out if it has a tyrannical regime. Then he will get his top cabinet to plant information on weapons of mass destruction on the asteroid. Then he will present it to the U.N. When the U.N is going "WTF Is this guy talking about?" Bush and Tony Blair will invade the asteroid behind the U.N's back.
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