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vinylgroover
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This girl i met recenty through a mutual female friend who's keen on me and although she's a good looking trouser leg trombonist, there's something about her personality that doesn't quite get me there.
Anyway she's been pushing and pushing so i thought wtf, can't hurt to take her to lunch. We get to lunch, have a nice lunch and as we're talking i'm thinking maybe she's not bad after all. We finish lunch and head down to the beach for more chatting and we're pretty close when this foul aroma starts emitting from her mouth. I'm checking my shoes for cables and looking on the ground thinking there's gotta be shit on the ground......but no, it was her breath.....
I'm thinking wtf would it be like kissing her if talking to her is that bad...... I immediately had images in my mind of a bulldog eating porridge or rimming the underside of a garbage bin lid. Is there a correlation between bad breath and a pussy that smells like a toothless sea lion?
If it's one thing i can't stand its bad breath. How much does good oral hygiene cost.....i ask you.
Anyway she's been pushing and pushing so i thought wtf, can't hurt to take her to lunch. We get to lunch, have a nice lunch and as we're talking i'm thinking maybe she's not bad after all. We finish lunch and head down to the beach for more chatting and we're pretty close when this foul aroma starts emitting from her mouth. I'm checking my shoes for cables and looking on the ground thinking there's gotta be shit on the ground......but no, it was her breath.....
I'm thinking wtf would it be like kissing her if talking to her is that bad...... I immediately had images in my mind of a bulldog eating porridge or rimming the underside of a garbage bin lid. Is there a correlation between bad breath and a pussy that smells like a toothless sea lion?
If it's one thing i can't stand its bad breath. How much does good oral hygiene cost.....i ask you.
