Ask me any questions I will answer in two hours

[HamsterHider]

still have no phone line

 

[The Shadow]

still have no phone line

Ok - if a tree falls in the woods and there is no one to hear it, will HamsterHider break from playing gilligans island and give up on trying to see the captain's "Little Buddy"??

 

[satanic goatslayer]

If you had the choice of using one of the following:

a) Sewing Scissors

b) An X-Acto knife

c) Machete

or

d) Chisel

which would you use to interrogate a man who has been convicted of jaywalking? He speaks no english and is missing his left eye.

Please include how you'd use the tools as well.

 

[rushx79]

what is the name and address of every single white male on elite fitness.

 

[WarriorPL]

If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

 

[john937]

What is your street address?