bombs away!
because i know you'll be the first to follow me everywhere i go and well, i just get the best giggle at those puny biceps.alien amp pharm said:Why do you require constant attention?
alien amp pharm said:Why do I want to slap you violently in the face with my erect cock?
to prevent future dryer munchin', you should fold them together a lil before putting them in the dryer.the-short-one said:why do I keep losing socks in the dryer?
or going on?jerkbox said:when is that other sock coming off?
habitualhealth said:to prevent future dryer munchin', you should fold them together a lil before putting them in the dryer.
my guess is, unless you're completely bored with your life, you don't hand count and sort each piece of laundry before placing it in the dryer. you prolly use those big ol muscles and in one clean sweep remove them from the wash and right into the dryer.
perhaps it's your washer that's hungry?
probably cuz the thought of doing that excites you more than what you're gettin' in the bedroom at home?alien amp pharm said:Why do I want to slap you violently in the face with my erect cock?
gross, how long do your feet marinate in them?the-short-one said:actually, I think it's my dog. she takes them out of the hamper, sucks on them a while, and then I find them in the yard 2 weeks later.
carbonite, duhjack_schitt said:What substance was Han Solo frozen in?
habitualhealth said:carbonite, duh
no but i will on my birfday next weekend. you should come to my party and watch.bw1 said:Did you eat a whole cake today?
habitualhealth said:no but i will on my birfday next weekend. you should come to my party and watch.
i'd like to ask you to stop posting in my thread cuz your avi REALLY creeps me the eff out.jack_schitt said:No, no...very sorry. The correct answer is 'Who GIVES a shit?'
Hi honey!jack_schitt said:No, no...very sorry. The correct answer is 'Who GIVES a shit?'

habitualhealth said:i'd like to ask you to stop posting in my thread cuz your avi REALLY creeps me the eff out.
thnxkbye
a very long time.heatherrae said:If I drive to Savannah from Louisville this weekend, how long will it take?
alien amp pharm said:Why do I want to slap you violently in the face with my erect cock?
Good, except that you are not here. I miss you.jack_schitt said:Hey Pookiehow was was your day?

heatherrae said:Good, except that you are not here. I miss you.![]()
this is really a tough one.Ilk said:OMG aap...
Who's yr fav person on EF?
don't be sorry. You are a good, hard-working man.jack_schitt said:I miss you too. Work has just been kind of rough lately...I'm sorry.

heatherrae said:don't be sorry. You are a good, hard-working man.![]()
sorry, they were all too small to measure up.Gambino said:out of all the EF dudes you "know"
who has the sweetest johnson?
you two are making me nauseaus.heatherrae said:Good, except that you are not here. I miss you.![]()
okay.jack_schitt said:I try. Speaking of which...I gotta get back at it for a little while. I'll call you later.

Nauseated. We make you nauseated, not nauseous. You could never be nauseous.habitualhealth said:you two are making me nauseaus.
habitualhealth said:![]()
bombs away!
Hi there sexyhabitualhealth said:![]()
bombs away!
You really must HATE ice cream.bw1 said:AGREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()

stilleto said:why do i want to slap you with aap's erect cock?
you wouldn't even feel it
that's the only thing remotely close to me understanding in this entire post.sardonicone said:Given the dimished energy output a Red Dwarf star pours out as compared to our own Sun, how close would a planet have to be in order to be considered in the habitial zone for complex life?
heatherrae said:You really must HATE ice cream.![]()
diet pills...holy yes. like it was my job. metabolife, xzynadrine (sp?), lipo 6, lipodrene, anything with ephedra but never a prescription for it.the_clockwork said:have you ever taken diet pills? If so how what kind?
Have you ever been addicted to anything?
stilleto said:why do i want to slap you with aap's erect cock?
no. that would be stupid. you wouldn't even feel it. i want to change my question.
Oh man, you've cracked me up today!meh, i knew him long enough to realize he wasn't worth knowing anymore.Gambino said:how long did you date daddyp?
funniest post in here.stilleto said:why do i want to slap you with aap's erect cock?
no. that would be stupid. you wouldn't even feel it. i want to change my question.
my last tooth went down my throat with the last starburst.jnevin said:How did your tooth (or lack thereof) situation come about? Do you miss Starburst?
dang i thought i'd get away from you.....feisty11975 said:I'll ask you here
When is your comp and where are the updated pics?
we work best when we gang up on Almost Adolescent Penishabitualhealth said:funniest post in here.
.......waiting.......
bitchslappin'? i'm usually the bitch layin' down the smacks around here.The Shadow said:would said non feeling be the result of:
1 - aap's needle dick( I can only suspect)
2 - hhs continual yapping and resulting facial paralysis( I can only hope)
3 - hhs numb right cheek from the repeated bitchslapping she gets on ef(I surmise)
4 - i am really old
habitualhealth said:my last tooth went down my throat with the last starburst.
i still eat them...there's just a lot more flavorful drool and smacking these days.
we are talking about the same Apparently Absent Pecker, yes?stilleto said:we work best when we gang up on Almost Adolescent Penis
habitualhealth said:dang i thought i'd get away from you.....
May 12th....and i'm a loser. Haven't taken them. I have a photo shoot this weekend and i PINKY SWEAR i'll take them after and post. I'm gonna make a thread just for you. "FEISTYASS, HERE BEEYOTCH" When you see that, come running.![]()
can you let me google that first? i'll be right back.WODIN said:You ever been D.P. 'ED?
i'm sorry, i'm on a strict training diet but thank you for asking.swolenole said:beef curtains or gyro ??
habitualhealth said:i'm sorry, i'm on a strict training diet but thank you for asking.

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