ask jesus 2 a question

[jesus 2]

for a short unkown period of time jesus 2 will be available for questioning on the matter of any sort. shoot here...!

 

[Checkmatebloated]

would you suggest not putting your finger where you wouldn't put your face?? I was told to be safe and not put my finger where i wouldn't put my face. any thought..

 

[CardinalSin]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[jesus 2]

If I don't put the lotion on my skin, will I get the hose again?

hose acquisition is not a function of skin moisturization.


j2da2

 

[jesus 2]

would you suggest not putting your finger where you wouldn't put your face?? I was told to be safe and not put my finger where i wouldn't put my face. any thought..

actually, that sounds like a generally safe rule!

j2da2

 

[jesus 2]

Is it OK to wash your body with the same soap? Or do I have to have special "Ass Soap" as well?

you will need a special "ass soap" or, "face soap" for normal people... since your face and ass and are both screwwed

 

[jesus 2]

What is the meaning of life?

who the fuck cares? just enjoy it!


j2da2

 

[jesus 2]

Why is the edge of my mouth hurting?

Why do my legs ache?

Why the fuck are you and I up at 3:30 in the morning?

dudde, i think you need to stop coming on to me 'cause i'm not as hom o sex aul as you. no offense of course.

 

[Puddles]

My parents are coming over today...will they drive me insane?

 

[Imnotdutch]

Whats with the name?

Are you religious or do you just like coming twice?

Why do you have a semi naked guy in your avatar?

 

[WarriorPL]

Exactly how gay are you?

 

[jesus 2]

mrspuddles, your parents ARE going to drive you crazy, given that it's their job.

imnotdutch, the name is a just a spoof, as i am completely non-religious. yes, coming twice is always better than just coming once, and a semi naked guy is in my avatar 'cause i am comfortable with my body.

and wizkid, since you are so gay, i cannot answer your question!


j2da2

p.s. the questioning period is over for now, since jesus 2 is no longer inebriated.

 

[Puddles]

mrspuddles, your parents ARE going to drive you crazy, given that it's their job.

I lucked out...only my dad came, mom was sick and stayed home. I helped my aged father install new wiper blades in the chilly rain and he taught me how to install dimmer switches...I now have 3 lights that I can play with! Wooohooooooo!!! I wanna install them on all of my ceiling fixtures now.

 

[Whiskey]

Why do they call it taking a dump and not leaving one? I mean after all, you're not taking it anywhere...


Whiskey

 

[jesus 2]

Why do they call it taking a dump and not leaving one? I mean after all, you're not taking it anywhere...


Whiskey

do you mean i'm not supposed to fish my shit out of the toilet when i'm done???