NO I FONDEL MY OWN GENETALIA AS THE WOMEN I DATE NEVER CALL ME BACK. ONCE MAY DID TOUCH MY TRUCKS DOOR HANDEL AND OH YEAH MY CLIP KNIFE YESTERDAY. DID YOU KNOW THAT I GOT A GIRL TO SLAM A BOTTLE OF SCHNAPPS ONCE, PLAY NAKED JENGA, LET ME ENTER HER LOVE HOLE AND THEN I WOKE UP WITH A RUBBER ON AND REALIZED SHE MUST HAVE WEIGHED 280.
OOOH IT WAS SCARIER THAN THANKSGIVING AT PLIFTERS HOUSE OOOPS I MEAN TRAILER
SOMETIMES MY EXIT HOLE HURTS WHEN I DEFICATE, MORE OR LESS WILLIT NEVER EVER RECIEVE A LOVE LOG. SO NO I AM NOT A CATCHER. BUT ONE TIME IN SOFTBALL I RAN IN TO THE FIRST BASEGIRL SINCE IT IS A COED LEAGUE AND I THOUGHT I TOUCHED THE SOFTBALL BUT IT WAS HER BOOBY SO I GOT EJECTED. OK ACTUALLY I THOUGHT IT REALLY WAS THE BALL SO I TRIED TO SWAT IT AWAY FROM HER SO I WOULD BE SAFE AT FIRST BUT THE DAMN THING WAS ATTACHED TO HER BODY