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Ask Hamsterhider A Question And Get A Answer That Sucks More Than May1010!!

Weapon X said:
With a name like HamsterHider, you must be a real homo. Is this true? :D

NO BUT I ONCE KNEW THIS GUY WHO SLEPT WITH HIS FERRET AND ONE MORNING HE MENTIONED HE HAD STITCHES IN HIS PENIS. I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED?
 
HamsterHider said:


I WOULD RATHER FUCK A DECREPED OLD HOMELESS LADY WITH NO TEETH AND A POTATO GROWING OUT OF HER VAGINA BEFORE A CUMFARTER.

That's nice.... but then again, catchers don't do the fucking. Easy to tell you are a bottom now.
 
dread_lady said:
would u let May touch your intimate areas?

NO I FONDEL MY OWN GENETALIA AS THE WOMEN I DATE NEVER CALL ME BACK. ONCE MAY DID TOUCH MY TRUCKS DOOR HANDEL AND OH YEAH MY CLIP KNIFE YESTERDAY. DID YOU KNOW THAT I GOT A GIRL TO SLAM A BOTTLE OF SCHNAPPS ONCE, PLAY NAKED JENGA, LET ME ENTER HER LOVE HOLE AND THEN I WOKE UP WITH A RUBBER ON AND REALIZED SHE MUST HAVE WEIGHED 280.

OOOH IT WAS SCARIER THAN THANKSGIVING AT PLIFTERS HOUSE OOOPS I MEAN TRAILER
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


That's nice.... but then again, catchers don't do the fucking. Easy to tell you are a bottom now.

SOMETIMES MY EXIT HOLE HURTS WHEN I DEFICATE, MORE OR LESS WILLIT NEVER EVER RECIEVE A LOVE LOG. SO NO I AM NOT A CATCHER. BUT ONE TIME IN SOFTBALL I RAN IN TO THE FIRST BASEGIRL SINCE IT IS A COED LEAGUE AND I THOUGHT I TOUCHED THE SOFTBALL BUT IT WAS HER BOOBY SO I GOT EJECTED. OK ACTUALLY I THOUGHT IT REALLY WAS THE BALL SO I TRIED TO SWAT IT AWAY FROM HER SO I WOULD BE SAFE AT FIRST BUT THE DAMN THING WAS ATTACHED TO HER BODY
 
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