Ashlee Simpson: I want an average Joe

[PICK3]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/10/people.ashlee.simpson.ap/index.html

My name isn't Joe ... but I'm at least average

 

[eat big]

Dude I'm not surprised. That bitch doesn't deserve any better than average.

 

[HumorMe]

Too bad she is below average.

 

[hamstershaver]

she is not good looking at all

 

[eat big]

It sounds like she just swallowed acid when she sings.

 

[swole]

you all crack me up

she seems like a sweet girl, if i saw her out i'd give it a shot

 

[Razorguns]

Isn't that lip-syncing rejects 15 seconds over yet???

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you all crack me up

she seems like a sweet girl, if i saw her out i'd give it a shot

really, would you turn any piece of ass down?



and don't say me bitch, i already know that.

 

[shamrock11]

Shit I am in then I am not an actor or a musician, My name is not joe but I am average. I would be joe if need be LOL

 

[PICK3]

Too bad she is below average.

I'd fill that dimple in her chin with man goo.


http://img323.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cosmogirlblonde32hn.jpg

 

[Lestat]

i'd hit it

 

[plifter]

I'd hit it.

 

[vansmack2000]

an average joe for an average hoe

 

[bb079]

id hit it

 

[HumorMe]

I'd fill that dimple in her chin with man goo.


http://img323.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cosmogirlblonde32hn.jpg

So much makeup there that there is no dimple.

 

[Gambino]

really, would you turn any piece of ass down?



and don't say me bitch, i already know that.

lol, your first and last funny post

i'd hit ashlee, though i wouldn't get to excited about it...I've hit much better

 

[anthrax]

I'd hit it

 

[GoldenDelicious]

an "average joe" for her would mean a very much above average person in the real world. a tad ironic, imo

 

[HumorMe]

I'd hit it

Looks like she is blowing snot bubbles there.

 

[NJjuice22]

i'd pork her ...i'd date her if she gave me a monthly allowance to spend.

 

[plifter]

This girl gets made fun of a lot but her newest album was number one in sales for a few weeks. I'm not sure how it's doing now. I don't care for her music but hell, the girl has made more money in the last 3 years than I will make in my life. I don't feel like I can criticize too much. She's doing well in life.

 

[PICK3]

This girl gets made fun of a lot but her newest album was number one in sales for a few weeks. I'm not sure how it's doing now.

You may not like her music, but your 11 y.o. little sister thinks it the shit.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

This girl gets made fun of a lot but her newest album was number one in sales for a few weeks. I'm not sure how it's doing now. I don't care for her music but hell, the girl has made more money in the last 3 years than I will make in my life. I don't feel like I can criticize too much. She's doing well in life.

she appeals to the early teen girl market. good for her of course, but imo hardly of the same calibre as those musicians who market to adults

 

[jerkbox]

i never realized she also had big cans