Arrrghghhhhhh!!! Mass Quantities Triple Threat Chocolate!!!!

[AAP]

Triple Threat is "suppose" to be buy 2 get one free. Ok, I tried to buy 2 chocolate and get the third "free" one as vanilla but the site would not process my order. Then when I settled for 3 chocolate, sent my credit card number through, it said TRIPLE THREAT CHOCOLATE IS OUT OF STOCK. IT WILL SHIP IN 7 BUSINESS DAYS.

ARRRRGHHHHHH!!! I want my shit tomorrow. I was looking forward to having it for "dessert" three times daily. ARRRRGGHHHHHH!!! Now I have to wait extra.

So much for free overnight shipping.





Maybe I can get a discount next time.

 

[musclebrains]

and, remembering the pictures of that shitload of stuff you bought, Anal, how is your progress coming? Are you on cycle?

 

[frorider6]

and, remembering the pictures of that shitload of stuff you bought, Anal, how is your progress coming? Are you on cycle?

yeah, tell all.

 

[gymtime]

yeah, tell all.

Careful what you ask for there fro.

 

[frorider6]

Careful what you ask for there fro.

After some of the shit I've heard on here, I think I could handle anything.

 

[gymtime]

After some of the shit I've heard on here, I think I could handle anything.

Can't argue with that.

 

[the nature boy]

you've just saved yourself 7 days of real nasty protein farts.

 

[frorider6]

I just downed another shake. Best fucking shakes ever made!!!! Like a big glass of Nestle Quick.

 

[BigGuns2]

Don't worry bro, the last time I order triple threat it said "out of stock." I still got my order 3 days later.

 

[frorider6]

bastard already abandoned his own thread.

 

[AAP]

you've just saved yourself 7 days of real nasty protein farts.

Hee Hee... I just watch the faces of the people laying onthe beach downwind from me.


Musclebrains - I am weighing 217lbs, about 7%BF. I have not started my cycle yet. I am going to start after the holidays. I will be doing EQ 600mg weekly and Winny 50mg daily. Ten weeks. Hoping to hit 235 without a change in BF%.

 

[musclebrains]

Does anyone else use Isopure's zero-carb protein drink? It's like Kool Aid and doesn't seem to produce the same, um, volume of side/sound effects as the mixes. I don't like chocolate drinks, anyway, and have bought very good flavor-free stuff from Protein Factory. But I've not found anything as easy to stomach as these liquified candy drinks.

 

[RyanH]

Isopure rocks.

 

[the nature boy]

Hee Hee... I just watch the faces of the people laying onthe beach downwind from me.


Musclebrains - I am weighing 217lbs, about 7%BF. I have not started my cycle yet. I am going to start after the holidays. I will be doing EQ 600mg weekly and Winny 50mg daily. Ten weeks. Hoping to hit 235 without a change in BF%.

I still remember your geat pictures. You are gonna be fucking huge. Hope you're ready to buy new clothes.

 

[musclebrains]

I still remember your geat pictures. You are gonna be fucking huge. Hope you're ready to buy new clothes.

Picture? Where? i've seen the tombstone in the pool, but not the thong shot.

 

[frorider6]

Hee Hee... I just watch the faces of the people laying onthe beach downwind from me.


Musclebrains - I am weighing 217lbs, about 7%BF. I have not started my cycle yet. I am going to start after the holidays. I will be doing EQ 600mg weekly and Winny 50mg daily. Ten weeks. Hoping to hit 235 without a change in BF%.

Keep us informed. I'm curious about that cycle.

 

[AAP]

Does anyone else use Isopure's zero-carb protein drink?

Actually, ISOPURE is the one sitting on my shelf now. I have always used the ZERO CARB mixture as it has no bloating at all. I am just going to still continue to use the two scoops ISOPURE (50mg) and one scoop of Triple threat (20mg) mainly to get a few more calories and somewhat better taste mixed in. I am going to do two shakes like this per day, and one Triple threat only shake in the morning.

 

[Jae]

I still remember your geat pictures. You are gonna be fucking huge. Hope you're ready to buy new clothes.

He sent you his picture? I am surprised, especially given how private he is. Mmmmm-Hmmmm.... I bet roses are next. Watch it he will put a spell on you.

Yeah, this dude is already jacked to the moon. I remember the first time I met him, we were going to work out together and I was thinking "this dude is going to show up wearing leg warmers and sweat bands on his wrists. Dressed in spandex bicycle shorts and a Village People tshirt." Boy was I shocked.

A funny ass story is once we went to try out Ballys over on Commercial and while we were in the gym, he would run get one of their fat ass personal trainers to come show us how to do exercises. Every one of the people that they employed were either fat ass lards or "certified PT's" rail thin twigs. The ones that were "certified" were the ones who would always run away when they saw him coming. He had the entire gym cracking up when he was calling one of the goofs over and asking how to do a pullup. The poor guy kept trying to tell him how and Mr. Ass asked for a demostration and the fat ass could not do one. Mr. Ass was keeping a straight face the entire time, telling everyone that he was new to a gym and had only worked out at home on his Tony Little Body Toner machine for the past year.

 

[frorider6]

He sent you his picture? I am surprised, especially given how private he is. Mmmmm-Hmmmm.... I bet roses are next. Watch it he will put a spell on you.

Yeah, this dude is already jacked to the moon. I remember the first time I met him, we were going to work out together and I was thinking "this dude is going to show up wearing leg warmers and sweat bands on his wrists. Dressed in spandex bicycle shorts and a Village People tshirt." Boy was I shocked.

A funny ass story is once we went to try out Ballys over on Commercial and while we were in the gym, he would run get one of their fat ass personal trainers to come show us how to do exercises. Every one of the people that they employed were either fat ass lards or "certified PT's" rail thin twigs. The ones that were "certified" were the ones who would always run away when they saw him coming. He had the entire gym cracking up when he was calling one of the goofs over and asking how to do a pullup. The poor guy kept trying to tell him how and Mr. Ass asked for a demostration and the fat ass could not do one. Mr. Ass was keeping a straight face the entire time, telling everyone that he was new to a gym and had only worked out at home on his Tony Little Body Toner machine for the past year.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

I knew I liked this guy! And it's interesting to read that you've met and worked out with him Jae. I guess you tend to make these broad assumptions about people based on what they post and such. Jae, no offense, but I wouldn't have pegged you to work out with an openly admitted gay guy. I'd pegged you more as the big badass.

And Anal, how big are you man?

 

[AAP]

@ Jae. It makes you wonder why a "health" facility that sells its business by promoting healthy bodies and physical betterment would hire slobs like this. This is like walking into XYZ Nutrition Store and seeing that old dumpy looking lady working there. I mean, HELLO? If you look like THAT, I don't want to buy your shit.

On a different note, Ballys really fucked us over after we left. They continued to bill us for 5 months on a membership we never had. It wasn't until I did like (john937??) suggested and went to the county sheriffs department and filed theft and forgery charges against them that I got my money back.

 

[frorider6]

This is like walking into XYZ Nutrition Store and seeing that old dumpy looking lady working there. I mean, HELLO? If you look like THAT, I don't want to buy your shit.

Vitamin Cottage here in Colorado is one of those places. Everyone that works there looks like death warmed over.

 

[AAP]

And Anal, how big are you man?

Man..... I just KNEW you were a size queen.

I am 217lbs now, around 7% BF, I stand about 5'10-ish. Right now, I have been working to bring up my hamstrings which are my weakest bodypart. I have made a very BIG improvements by doing (what is probably the gayest sounding exercise you will ever hear of) Hanging Leg Curls. Which were taught to me by someone who has legs that are completely inhuman. You just don't find legs like his on a mortal person. He is a certain described "big badass". (Who still cheats his ass off when wrestling with his seven year old son. )

 

[musclebrains]

Actually, ISOPURE is the one sitting on my shelf now. I have always used the ZERO CARB mixture as it has no bloating at all. I am just going to still continue to use the two scoops ISOPURE (50mg) and one scoop of Triple threat (20mg) mainly to get a few more calories and somewhat better taste mixed in. I am going to do two shakes like this per day, and one Triple threat only shake in the morning.

Actually, I'm talking about the premixed drink in a bottle that tastes like Jolly Rancher candy. It's 40 grams of protein that go down without spit and steady pressure.

 

[musclebrains]

Yeah, this dude is already jacked to the moon. I remember the first time I met him, we were going to work out together and I was thinking "this dude is going to show up wearing leg warmers and sweat bands on his wrists. Dressed in spandex bicycle shorts and a Village People tshirt." Boy was I shocked.

ahahahahahahahahaha.......

So, how was it to work out with someone wearing only a lavender thong?

 

[frorider6]

Man..... I just KNEW you were a size queen.

I am 217lbs now, around 7% BF, I stand about 5'10-ish. Right now, I have been working to bring up my hamstrings which are my weakest bodypart. I have made a very BIG improvements by doing (what is probably the gayest sounding exercise you will ever hear of) Hanging Leg Curls. Which were taught to me by someone who has legs that are completely inhuman. You just don't find legs like his on a mortal person. He is a certain described "big badass". (Who still cheats his ass off when wrestling with his seven year old son. )

Well, if I were gay, I'd want a guy hung like a crayon!

How do you do hanging leg curls? What do you attach to your feet?

 

[gymtime]

Well, if I were gay, I'd want a guy hung like a crayon!

How do you do hanging leg curls? What do you attach to your feet?

I'd like to know this as well. I assume pointing your toes and throwing your head back with a loud moan on every rep is crucial.

 

[AAP]

Actually, I'm talking about the premixed drink in a bottle that tastes like Jolly Rancher candy. It's 40 grams of protein that go down without spit and steady pressure.

Oh yeah, I drink thoes a lot too. It is just that in the AM, I am going to start trying to make that my biggest meal and the bulk of my carbs for the day.

But the ISOPURE in the clear bottles are the bomb as well.

 

[AAP]

ahahahahahahahahaha.......

So, how was it to work out with someone wearing only a lavender thong?

It wasn't too bad. To each his own. I figured he was just doing that to shock me.

 

[AAP]

Hanging Leg Curls - I thought these were the stupidest thing I ever saw when he first showed me. But after doing them for a few sets, I was hooked. It has a weird angle that is completely different from laying leg curls. And I don't do seated Hammer strength or cybex leg curls because it is hard to concentrate on the muscle when you have it pressed into a pad. Sort of like doing bicep curls with a belt tightened aroudn your arm.

To do these, go tot he pull up bar and either using wrist wraps strap your hands as tight as you can to the bar. (my preference) or using something like the AbBomber or whatever they are called (the supports you place your arms in when doing hanging twists and leg raises) . Now you have to have someone place a dumbell between your ankles which you hold throughout. I usually incorporate the belt and chain that you use for doing dips with weights, wrap the chain around the dumbell until there is no more slack left. At this point, you are holding the bar keeping your upper body perfectly still. You just simply curl the weight up until your heels touch your glutes and hams. Sounds simple. Now when you try it for the first time, it is something all together anything but simple. I had to use a 30lb dumbbell to start with because I could not balance a heavier one yet. I learned (and was taught) that the weight you use is not important. Just a slow contraction and slow controlled stretch. Now as my strength has gone up I use a 55lb dumbbell. Sounds wimpy especially when I was using 230lbs on the laying leg curl for 12-15 strict reps and 225lbs on the stiff leg deadlift for 15-18 reps.

This exercise really forces you to establish a mind/muscle connection and focus on the movement of the muscle rather than the movement of the weight. When you take a look at Jae's hamstrings and wonder if he has had a couple of dinner plates implanted vertically under his skin above the back of his knee, you would believe that they worked too.

 

[Frackal]

Vitamin Cottage here in Colorado is one of those places. Everyone that works there looks like death warmed over.

LMAO!!! That's so true bro...hahaha

 

[frorider6]

SWEET!!! Hams are a major weakness for me. My gym has those AbBlaster things too. Just hope my training partner will agree to them.

I'm just curious EXACTLY how you hold the DB. And do you wrap a strap around your ankles to hold your feet together?

 

[frorider6]

LMAO!!! That's so true bro...hahaha

Haven't seen you around too much lately. You been picking up chicks over at Vitamin Cottage?

 

[AAP]

Originally I just clenched it between my ankles (using the inside of my shoe) now what I do is take the belt and chain at the gym that people use to do weighted dips with and I place the leather part around my lower calves and then wrap the chain round and round the dumbell handle until there is no more slack left and then hook it up on the belt. The dumbell will basically hang there between your ankles, and you just exert enough pressure to control and balance the dumbell when curling it upwards.

 

[frorider6]

Originally I just clenched it between my ankles (using the inside of my shoe) now what I do is take the belt and chain at the gym that people use to do weighted dips with and I place the leather part around my lower calves and then wrap the chain round and round the dumbell handle until there is no more slack left and then hook it up on the belt. The dumbell will basically hang there between your ankles, and you just exert enough pressure to control and balance the dumbell when curling it upwards.

I can't visualize it, but I'll work it out somehow. Thanks again for this awesome tip.

 

[musclebrains]

I can't visualize it, but I'll work it out somehow. Thanks again for this awesome tip.

Really. And after you master this, you can hire yourself out to Cirque du Soleil as a contortionist with killer hamstrings.

 

[AAP]

Really. And after you master this, you can hire yourself out to Cirque du Soleil as a contortionist with killer hamstrings.

That dude was buff. I would make him my pretzel boy any day.

 

[musclebrains]

That dude was buff. I would make him my pretzel boy any day.

Um, the one I saw was a Chinese woman. I think she put her feet behind her neck and walked around on her hands with an umbrella balanced on her head.

 

[AAP]

Check out the juggler guy in Dralion or the couple in Quidam.

 

[AAP]

anyone have any idea when this will be in stock?