Blackbeard'll spank ye with his scurvy mansaber ye filthy sea dog! Give Blackbeard a PM, bend over, and prepare for the filthiest, most rotten ass slammin' action o' yer life.
I love to spank a woman on the ass while she is in the doggy-style position. I also like her to sit on my face and give me head. Double pleasure. Shit, I'm giving myself an erection.