Are More Animals Attacking Humans It's Biblical

[curling]

In the Bible it says in the end times animals will be attacking humans more often. Shark attacks are up, mountain lions have attacked more people and even Roy in Vegas was attacked. Pretty trippy huh?

 

[Irie]

Your post is about as legitimate as your inbred birth.

 

[Silent Method]

OH SHIT! I just looked out my window....

The squirrels seem to be rallying. I don't like the look of 'em. SHIT, what should I do?

 

[curling]

OH SHIT! I just looked out my window....

The squirrels seem to be rallying. I don't like the look of 'em. SHIT, what should I do?

I wouldn't worry to much about the squirrels but I might look twice before you get in the ocean or some place gators are.

 

[Irie]

Gators are plentiful in all oceans.

 

[WODIN]

You're information on shark attacks is wrong.

 

[curling]

You're information on shark attacks is wrong.

I don't think so. But I will revisit it to check.

 

[Silent Method]

I wouldn't worry to much about the squirrels but I might look twice before you get in the ocean or some place gators are.

Won't the sharks and gators eat the squirrels? We don't have sharks or gators here. Should I move? How do I bring the squirrels with me without getting hurt?

 

[slickdadd]

Keep an eye on the goldfish. They are fooling us all.

 

[curling]

bodhisttva,

Here is one site I will look for more if you like.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2001-02-09-shark.htm

 

[curling]

Here is another.

http://espn.go.com/outdoors/conservation/s/c_fea_predator_increase.html

 

[Silent Method]

OH SHIT GUYS! (i think they know I'm talking about them!)

 

[Y_lifter]

You're information on shark attacks is wrong.

Actually attacks ARE up every year at this time due to the Bait fish migrating along the east coast surfline.

Baitfish bring in the predators aka Sharks and peeps in the ocean before it gets cold are being confused for baitfish.

 

[Y_lifter]

I guess it could be Biblical, since GOD made the Sharks and the Baitfish and the Peeps getting bit.

 

[curling]

I guess it could be Biblical, since GOD made the Sharks and the Baitfish and the Peeps getting bit.

It was just predicted that animal attacks would rise. Sure man is going to seek an explanation but they still are on the rise. Therefore another accurate prophesy of the Bible.

 

[Silent Method]

OH SHIT GUYS! (i think they know I'm talking about them!)

IH SHIT! THERE IN! It's off to the keep with me. This looks like the end of time bros...

 

[c-sharp minor]

I saw Doctor Doolittle 2, they ARE rallying.

*wasn't my choice to see it*

 

[jerkbox]

I sure hope so....

we'll know for sure when the dolphins rise out of the ocean to claim the land back, and banish us all to the sea.

 

[Silent Method]

IT'S HAPPENING!

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

I'm praying that God will send a shark to attack Curling.










Being beaten to death by his daughter's 50 boyfriends would suffice, though.





Amen.

 

[WODIN]

Actually attacks ARE up every year at this time due to the Bait fish migrating along the east coast surfline.

Baitfish bring in the predators aka Sharks and peeps in the ocean before it gets cold are being confused for baitfish.

Seasonal variations are one think but annually there are no more attacks now per-capita than over the past 20 years. The numbers are flat.

 

[Y_lifter]

Seasonal variations are one think but annually there are no more attacks now per-capita than over the past 20 years. The numbers are flat.

My post was referring to a seasonal increase at this time of year.
Actually attacks are Down over the last 3 or so years.

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Sharks/InNews/tightenbelts.html

 

[magman1]

damn...looks like im gona stay outa the woods!

 

[WODIN]

My post was referring to a seasonal increase at this time of year.
Actually attacks are Down over the last 3 or so years.

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Sharks/InNews/tightenbelts.html

You're so cute when you clarify a point.

Which proves curling is wrong!

 

[Silent Method]

FOOLS! FOOLS ALL!


(the squirrels can hear us!)

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by Bodhisattva
You're so cute when you clarify a point.
Which proves curling is wrong!

I hate it to the N'th degree when I am misunderstood. really !
My wife will start arguing with me and I'm like WTF ???
So I have to say "back up the bus a minute and let me say that another way"

And Yes, curling is wrong and I am cute..

 

[curling]

You're so cute when you clarify a point.

Which proves curling is wrong!

I don't think so. Shark attacks are still up from 20 years ago. Even if there are more people that doesn't mean there are less shark attacks.

 

[jackangel]

fuck, a rabid fat hooker just bit my arm!!! is there the jesus helpline i can call??

1-800-BIBLE-ME aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooo

 

[Y_lifter]

same or lower as I stated in the last 3 years PER CAPITA..

PER CAPITA .. As in FL's population as other seaside communities are growing, so therefore the numbers of potential targets are up over the last few decades...
Scuba divers, Surfers, Spring breakers, Fat tourists. All are up since the 50's lets say..

 

[curling]

same or lower as I stated in the last 3 years PER CAPITA..

All are up since the 50's lets say..

That is what I was saying. Thanks.

 

[Frackal]

Oh no!

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

So when is God coming back to Earth to kill some Jews?

 

[curling]

So when is God coming back to Earth to kill some Jews?

He actually will protect te Jews from the Anti Christ who will decieve many including the Jews but when he desocrates the temple they figure it out.

 

[from zero]

He actually will protect te Jews from the Anti Christ who will decieve many including the Jews but when he desocrates the temple they figure it out.

Nothing gets by the Jews.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

He actually will protect te Jews from the Anti Christ who will decieve many including the Jews but when he desocrates the temple they figure it out.

NO NO NO! I heard the Christian preacher on TV say that God would either convert the Jews or he would kill them. No antichrist was mentioned

 

[curling]

NO NO NO! I heard the Christian preacher on TV say that God would either convert the Jews or he would kill them. No antichrist was mentioned

I think you got it confused. They will either believe in Christ or be condemn to hell like everybody else.

 

[[email protected]]

I want Armageddon! Bring it on!

He actually will protect te Jews from the Anti Christ who will decieve many including the Jews but when he desocrates the temple they figure it out.

Has anyone ever noticed that for nearly 6000 years every society has tried to get rid of the jews? Coincidence? If one person tells you that you are drunk tell them to “fuck off”. If ten people tell you that you are drunk, go home and sleep it off. Just something to think about…

 

[[email protected]]

protect te Jews from the Anti Christ

If Jews don’t believe in Christ how can there be an anti Christ?

Religion = weak minded needing direction.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

If Jews don’t believe in Christ how can there be an anti Christ?

Religion = weak minded needing direction.

not that i agree with the original post of the thread...


but really, have some logic or something. The jews believe in the messiah, just not that Christ was it. I guess we will see sometime down the line. I believe he was.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Your post is about as legitimate as your inbred birth.

Major, Major, Major PWNAGE