anyone need a name for their cat?

[smallmovesal]

Captain Shitter, Eight Ball Deluxe, The Cat, Winstun, My First Cat, Snugglesdroid, An Inevitable Compact, Jet-Set Darling, Pants, McGyver, 721, Ting Ting Jahe, Flashlight Song, Shiloh, Cardhouse, Snot, Bang Drop It, Super Baby Smotherer (cape not included), Meow Mix '88, High Noon, Camule, Taterboy (this is even though it's a girl), Glendale California, Dammit, My Cat Is A Fucking Star, 981495, Did You Hear The One About The Cat That Never Came When You Called It So Why The Hell Name It?, Plastikat, Mr. Sheds, Old Shit-N-Sleep.

 

[Citruscide]

Hey smalls... I put up another apology for ya in the women's discussion board...

C

 

[smallmovesal]

alrighty i'll check it out...

 

[PsychoSkitz]

The Canuck has lost her mind.

 

[supersizeme]

i just named mine finally last week after two weeks of calling it Cat. i think i may use Bang Drop It though as a nickname and i may start referring to my mom as Captain Shitter. where did you find these?

 

[HappyScrappy]

where did you find these?

http://www.cardhouse.com/mail/mailbag.htm

every rose has its thorn. all else fails, cut and paste.

 

[smallmovesal]

i'm good like that.

and tired.

and who actually believes i write this stuff myself? i'm better at finding funny.

 

[starfish]

I like Mr. Sheds..

My cat is named Felix the Feline

 

[spongebob]

im going to name mine plastikat. that little bastard loves to eat plastic. i guess he has a plastic fettish or something.

the s.o.b. will eat all kinds of plastic and then either throw it up or shit it. during x-mas he'll eat bows or those icecicles off the tree and throw it up. it'll look like x-mas presents.

 

[dballer]

everyone should name their cat

Simon.


period.

 

[Boach]

Canadians make good search engines.

 

[smallmovesal]

i'll search you boach..

 

[Boach]

i'll search you boach..

Be careful. I'm very ticklish and I tend to fart when over excited.

 

[Puc]

my cats name is John Cocktosen

(ever seen Fletch?)

 

[the nature boy]

"Old Shit-N-Sleep" is the best one. that's what I want to be called.

 

[gotmilk]

What about fucker?

Come here Fucker.....want some more food Fucker? You have some stinky poop Fucker....

 

[HappyScrappy]

What about fucker?

Come here Fucker.....want some more food Fucker? You have some stinky poop Fucker....

that's what I call the cat here at this house. and "you sorry peice of shit get away from my food"
of course I also call most people "fucker" as well.

grrr

 

[6(SIC)6]

everyone should name their cat

Simon.


period.

Ok my names Simon so i have to ask, WHY!!??

 

[GaryWary]

My black cat is called black cat...

My black and white cat is called erm.. black and white cat.

I thought for a long time in order to come up with those names.

 

[XbdawggX]

"My cat's name is Mittens"

 

[Taps]

My cat's name is Bumper (she used to run into walls and shit when we first got her, hence the name).

Usually, I don't call her anything. I just yell and scream in her general direction.

 

[cure]

My cats name is "Sosa", we found when we got her that she smelled like a Dominican.