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anyone from Riveria, FL on here?
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hamstershaver
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i live in florida and ive never even heard of it
Dial_tone said:
Kenny Jones, of course.
tOM pRINCE will be too busy running his mouth and posting on the internet how he is competing drug free at a weight of 285 - RIPPED, which is confusing as seeing that he has about as muscle definition as a baby seal.
Curly Top will be laughing and pointing to tOMs ass which still has a syringe sticking out of it and telling everyone "yous *licks lips* ain't natural mans. *licks lips* yous *licks lips* gots mores tracks marks *licks lips* on yous *licks lips* thans a rooms fulls of railroad herions addicts. *licks lips* 'Sides theys be *licks lips* anybodys round here thats gonnabe takings sum pics? *licks lips* wes needs to gets this shits hurried ups and judged. *licks lips* Chris Cormiers gonna bes wantings me to carry his bags laters todays. *licks lips*"
Of course tOM is going to deny using juice, arguing that he "was going to" juice, but he bought all his gear from Niko - who is known for nothing but fake shit, so by default, being that his gear was bunk, he is still natural.
Niko, who is standing around still wearing a pair of blue jeans which he refuses to remove because he thinks bodybuilding placings shouldn't be judged by something irrelevant as legs, gets pissed at that remark. He stops his conversation with a Russian valet who understands no English, let alone this shit-for-sign language with waving his arms around trying to tell her he has a Ferrari and is a genuine movie star. He then starts telling Tom that unlike his little fantasyland on MM, this ain't the internet and he ain't no mod here. So he won't be able to edit out or delete that ass whupping that Niko will hand him. But not today, cause he got some ice blocks that need breaking later and he aint' gonna risk damaging his hand on something as insignificant as tOMs head. He then points out to Curly Top that apparently Topamania has bottomed out and reached an all time low, not that it ever went off the ground in the first place. He says the reason that Curly ain't down with the MuscleTech crew anymore is because the name Curly Top doesn't belong in the same sentence as "Muscle". And if he ever pryed those fake Versace shades off his face long enough to look in the mirror for once, he would see.
While all this was taking place, my man Kenny Jones had made like a Smooth Criminal and moonwalked off with first place and the winner's trophy. He was last seen in the parking lot offering to trade the first place trophy for a free gym membership.
Not unfazed the first bit, Niko, pRINCE, and Curly were battling it out for the prestigious last place. They were attempting to use Rock Paper Scissors to settle the score once and for all, however every time Niko shook his fist twice on the third time, it automatically shot over his head in the Black Power Salute. tOM suggested using nickels and playing Get Like Me with the odd man out winning. No one bought that. So it was Curly Top who suggested the old school method of Throwing Closest To The Wall. As the fans filed out of the auditorium in disgust, the lights were turned off to the non stop arguing among the three that while Curly Top threw closest, it was illegal because he actually rolled the coin and not slid it. Curly was protesting that they were playing under the Bathroom Rules a.k.a "ghetto style".
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