anyone ever consider ballet?

[Buddy_Christ]

i thought i'd jump on this before Fisting Zerobox did.

 

[Gymgurl]

I want to see that bum of yours in tights and a Tutu

 

[ChefWide]

I studied ballet and modern, even choreographed a bit.

You got a problem with that, shorty?





j/k crakenshtein. emboité baby, emboité.

 

[BileStew]

I studied ballet and modern, even choreographed a bit.

You got a problem with that, shorty?





j/k crakenshtein. emboité baby, emboité.

Mikhail ChefWidenikov?

 

[Bulldog_10]

I consider it gay.

 

[ChefWide]

I consider it gay to suck a mans cock, so i just let them suck mine.

 

[BileStew]

I consider it gay.

lol, Just saw your sig. You forgot to add Gonelifting to the Evil Empire list...

 

[Bulldog_10]

lol, Just saw your sig. You forgot to add Gonelifting to the Evil Empire list...

Wow...that list just keeps getting worse and worse.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I studied ballet and modern, even choreographed a bit.

You got a problem with that, shorty?





j/k crakenshtein. emboité baby, emboité.

so maybe 5'6" is short, big deal. you don't have to pick on me for it.

 

[ChefWide]

so maybe 5'6" is short, big deal. you don't have to pick on me for it.

 

[Zebo]

No, but I've considered a ballerina.......twice.

woof.

 

[ChefWide]

No, but I've considered a ballerina.......twice.

woof.

it works. OH how it works! <slinks away from computer for cold shower>

 

[Robert Jan]

I find dance beautiful including classic dance.
It's not "gay" when you think about it most pieces have the males play a dominant, providing, protecting, strong role and the females are elegant but submissive. It's hardly gay in that sense. But elegance in general is not something that suits the macho man.

I would never consider trying ballet because I don't have the body for it.

 

[BileStew]

I would never consider trying ballet because I don't have the body for it.

Plus, you'd eventually break all your toes and end up walking like you have a potato chip lodged in your ass and you're trying not to break it.

 

[ChefWide]

I would never consider trying ballet because I don't have the body for it.

I heard the Bolshoi is doing 'Hippo Lake'.

 

[Robert Jan]

Lol Is that what they call the fatty piece in English?

(those who don't know there's a famous ballet piece where all the dancers wear rubber "fat" suits)

 

[theoak01]

fuck ya when I was younger,one of my buddies had been doing it since he was 6 or 7 ,sure people made fun of him,but at 14 he was around 5'7 155 and 6-7% bf, the guy is a genetic freak,and I was just over 100lbs at that age

 

[tiger88]

so maybe 5'6" is short, big deal. you don't have to pick on me for it.

damn bro i got like 10 inches on u


i could do some nasty dunks on u

 

[BileStew]

damn bro i got like 10 inches on u


i could do some nasty dunks on u

Or give him a "Lab dance".

 

[Robert Jan]

In fact many male ballet dancers are quite strong and have a body somewhat like a gymnast's.

 

[Robert Jan]

http://umanitoba.fitdv.com/new/articles/images/1003/ballet.jpg

 

[ChefWide]

Or give him a "Lab dance".

What the hell is a 'Lab Dance'?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I studied ballet and modern, even choreographed a bit.

Yo, Paula Abdul, you may be interested in knowing you had a bit part in my dreams last night. Someone was showing me an article of this great chef, and I saw in the article this chef was from Iceland and cooked at some lavish resort (not sure of the truth in this part). I was like, "Hey, I chat with that dude on EF!"

Carry on.

 

[BileStew]

What the hell is a 'Lab Dance'?

Ask Tiger. he is considering going into Gay Stripping and last night asked if it would be tough to give "lab dances".

You know how he Tuc fingers the keyboard from time to time...

 

[ChefWide]

Yo, Paula Abdul, you may be interested in knowing you had a bit part in my dreams last night. Someone was showing me an article of this great chef, and I saw in the article this chef was from Iceland and cooked at some lavish resort (not sure of the truth in this part). I was like, "Hey, I chat with that dude on EF!"

Carry on.

No lavish resorts here. Did you have to remove many hairs after the emission? I hat that.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

damn bro i got like 10 inches on u


i could do some nasty dunks on u

i could bite your knees off. you won't be dunkin shit after that

 

[starfish]

I took ballet. I still remember my purple tutu.


When I first started lifting weights, I drove my trainer crazy because I always wanted to go up on my toes and not stay flat-footed. I cannot squat worth a darn.

 

[biteme]

I took ballet. I still remember my purple tutu.


When I first started lifting weights, I drove my trainer crazy because I always wanted to go up on my toes and not stay flat-footed. I cannot squat worth a darn.

That explains everything.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ouch

 

[starfish]

That explains everything.

 

[presguy]

i've considered shagging a ballet girl

 

[starfish]

i've considered shagging a ballet girl

ballet girls rock... shag one

 

[presguy]

ballet girls rock... shag one

leo buscaglia died a while ago. he rocks though. in reference to your sig.

i like his vietnam story.