anyone ever beat a drug test?

[danymal04]

I'm looking to strat cycling again but need to not worry about these drug tests if I do. Its a chance I have to take. Been reading on it lately and came across some shit about epitestosterone oral tabs? anyone ever heard of them, well you take them supposably under then tounge and within hours your epi to test ratio is back 1:6 range. If anyone knows of anything else or has passed some tests let me know through pm or on here.

P.S. The whizzinator won't work as they check you when your peeing

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

bump for some answers

 

[gslben]

No but I beat a polygraph....

 

[Acela]

No but I beat a polygraph....

lololo

 

[cboogsrun]

I'm looking to strat cycling again but need to not worry about these drug tests if I do. Its a chance I have to take. Been reading on it lately and came across some shit about epitestosterone oral tabs? anyone ever heard of them, well you take them supposably under then tounge and within hours your epi to test ratio is back 1:6 range. If anyone knows of anything else or has passed some tests let me know through pm or on here.

P.S. The whizzinator won't work as they check you when your peeing

Yeah but I don't do rec drugs. lol Urine tests are pretty easy to beat. Drink a couple gallons of water the night before. Don't give them your first morning piss and drink another gallon before you go into the testing place. It may come up as your over hydrated but it shouldn't come up positive either.

 

[hanibal]

what do they stare at your cock while pissing?

 

[MichaelScott]

yep

 

[b_light]

So why not inject some clean pee in your bladder like in the program, lolz.

 

[timtim]

I'm looking to strat cycling again but need to not worry about these drug tests if I do. Its a chance I have to take. Been reading on it lately and came across some shit about epitestosterone oral tabs? anyone ever heard of them, well you take them supposably under then tounge and within hours your epi to test ratio is back 1:6 range. If anyone knows of anything else or has passed some tests let me know through pm or on here.

P.S. The whizzinator won't work as they check you when your peeing

you would have to experiment one yourself for a few runs to see how you react and if the reaction is always the same.

i know no one who has actually tried it but have heard about what youre talking about. seems like the results could vary significantly from person to person. you have a lab that will do blood work/urine analysis regularly while you experiment?

if youre the nfl guy i would think youd be better off doing that shit in the off season. this way you fill up your cell phone mail box, disable text messages, and go away for the duration of your cycle. the olympic athletes do it this way all the time. no one can get in touch with you and you have an alibi, i was away and my phone was full.

 

[enacer420nj]

Yeah but I don't do rec drugs. lol Urine tests are pretty easy to beat. Drink a couple gallons of water the night before. Don't give them your first morning piss and drink another gallon before you go into the testing place. It may come up as your over hydrated but it shouldn't come up positive either.

Do those QCARBO32 detox drinks work? says it works within an hour for up to 6. I know people who smoke pot and do coke say they have passed a drug test with them. any thoughts?