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Any Math Majors In The House?? I Need Algebra Help!!

Texas Ranger

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Guys, I need SERIOUS help with some College Algebra Tests. I got the instructor to give me a few take home tests because of my work schedules. Can someone help me out?? I'd REALLY appreciate it!!! Help!!!!!!
 
POST UP THE STUFF YOU NEED HELP WITH....I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL HELP YOU OUT.
 
Thanks Kayne! Actually, it's pretty easy stuff. I have a mental block when it comes to Algebra. Here it is.

1.) If the median age of a car in the US in 1990 was 5.87 years old and in 2000 was 8.2 years, what will be the median age of a car in 2010?

2.) A+ Rent A Car rents cars for $35 per day plus 10 cents a mile. How many miles can Terry drive the car if her budget for the rental is $105?

3.) Sony Electronics uses the function V(t)=-2000T + 37500 to determine the salvage value of a micro chip processor. What will be the year that the salvage value of the processor will be zero?

4.) Let g(x)=3x - 6 find
g(2)

5.) What is the domain of f?
f(x)= 5/ (x-6)

6.) Let h(x)= x to the 2nd power + 1 find;
h(-4)=

7.)Let f(x)=5 + x and g(x)=6-2x
a.)Find f(2) + g(2)

b.)Find (f multiplied g) (-4)

8.) Determine the domain of f/g where f(x)= 2x to the third power
and g(x)=5-x

I know this is alot to ask, but I REALLY do need the help!! Thanks in advance!!!
 
OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, #2 IS 700 MILES. (105-35=70.....70/.1=700 MILES).

FOR NUMBER ONE, JUST FIGURE OUT WHAT RATE IT IS INCREASING AT FROM 1990-2000....I'M GUESSING THEY WANT THE NAIVE METHOD FORECAST FOR 2010 WHICH MEANS YOU WILL APPLY THAT SAME RATE FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS.

I'M NOT REAL GOOD IN MATH SO THE REST OF THAT STUFF HAS LEFT MY BRAIN A WHILE BACK. IF PUC'S CHILD MOLESTING ASS WAS HERE, HE COULD HELP YOU OUT. I THINK HE IS A MATH MAJOR. I'M A FINANCE MAJOR WHICH DEALS WITH A LOT OF MATH BUT ITS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM ALL THAT STUFF. FOR INSTANCE, FOR THE SALVAGE VALUE QUESTION, I WOULD BE USING AN ACCELERATED DEPRECIATION METHOD TO FIGURE IT OUT. NOT THAT FORMULA.



KAYNE
 
Actually, I have 3-4 more tests I need help with also. I need to have them turned in by the end of next week or I FLUNK and will be on academic probation.:(
 
no offense or anytinng, but these are like grade school level problems...

I didnt feel like reading the first 3, but the other ones are:

4) 0
5) x cannot equal 6
6) 17
7) a) 9
b) are you sure it wanst (f little circle g) (-4)??
8) x cannot equal 5
 
Hold on Bro , help is at hand , I give you the explanations:
1) I forget what the median is again but I think that this is too straight forward that you don't even need to know.
8.2 + (8.2-5.87) = ?

2) (105 - 35) / 0.1

3) 0 = -2000T + 37500 , find T , c#mon Bro ,u can do that!

4) 3(2) - 6 = ?

5) ok , you need to think about when f(x) is real , the only time this CANNOT happen is when you get dividision by zero (we'll ignore square roots of negatives i.e. complex nos.)
So when do you get division by zero?

6)(-4^2) +1

7) a. (5 + 2) + (6-4)
b. RickCorso is probably right , you want the composite function
in which case it is 5 + (6- (2 *-4))

8)Once again , when is the divisor 0?

Cmon Bro , math is easy , especially at this level. But don't just copy the answers , it will get much much harder later on if you do.
 
Thanks, Rick and Mandinka!! Believe it or not, I can get straight A's & B's in Abnormal Psychology, English, English, Sociology courses. But, when it comes to Algebra or Trigonometry, I completely shutdown. It SUCKS!!
 
Jesus man, thats like remedial math level.

Fonz
 
Rick & Madinka, Here's the next Test(Linear Equations). Could you please show your steps so I can catch on? Thanks!

1.)The sum of two numbers is -42. The first number minus the second is 52. What are the numbers?

2.)Mountain Fleece sold 40 neckwarmers. Solid color neckwarmers sold for $9.90 each and print ones sold for $12.75 each. In all, $421.65 was taken in for the neckwarmers. How many of each type were sold?

3.) Solve using either the elimination or substitution methods

x+y=4
x-y=2

4.) Solve

6x-2y=2
9x-3y=1

5.)Solve

x+2y=6
x=4-2y

6.) Artic Antifreeze is 18% alcohol and Frost No-More is 10% alcohol. How many liters of each should be mixed to get 20 liters of a mixture that is 15% alcohol?

7.) Cecilia makes a $9.25 purchase at the bookstore with a $20 bill. The store has no bills and gives her the change in quarters and fifty-cent pieces. THere are 30 coins in all. How many of each kind are there?

8.)Solve(Use either Sub or Elim method)

x+y+z=6
2x-y+3z=9
-x+2y+2z=9

9.)Solve(Same thing)

a -3c=6
b +2c=2
7z -3b -5c=14

10.)Solve Using Cramer's Rule

3x-4y=6
5x+9y=10

11.)Solve Using Cramer's Rule

3x+2y-z=4
3x-2y+z=5
4x-5y-z=-1
 
Texas Ranger said:
Rick & Madinka, Here's the next Test(Linear Equations). Could you please show your steps so I can catch on? Thanks!

1.)The sum of two numbers is -42. The first number minus the second is 52. What are the numbers?

2.)Mountain Fleece sold 40 neckwarmers. Solid color neckwarmers sold for $9.90 each and print ones sold for $12.75 each. In all, $421.65 was taken in for the neckwarmers. How many of each type were sold?

3.) Solve using either the elimination or substitution methods

x+y=4
x-y=2

4.) Solve

6x-2y=2
9x-3y=1

5.)Solve

x+2y=6
x=4-2y

6.) Artic Antifreeze is 18% alcohol and Frost No-More is 10% alcohol. How many liters of each should be mixed to get 20 liters of a mixture that is 15% alcohol?

7.) Cecilia makes a $9.25 purchase at the bookstore with a $20 bill. The store has no bills and gives her the change in quarters and fifty-cent pieces. THere are 30 coins in all. How many of each kind are there?

8.)Solve(Use either Sub or Elim method)

x+y+z=6
2x-y+3z=9
-x+2y+2z=9

9.)Solve(Same thing)

a -3c=6
b +2c=2
7z -3b -5c=14

10.)Solve Using Cramer's Rule

3x-4y=6
5x+9y=10

11.)Solve Using Cramer's Rule

3x+2y-z=4
3x-2y+z=5
4x-5y-z=-1

I should have gone to university in the US I swear...... :) 4.0 easy.

1.)The sum of two numbers is -42. The first number minus the second is 52. What are the numbers?

X + Y = -42
X - Y = 52 From here..... Y = X - 52

Therefore, X + ( X -52) = -42
2X = 10, X = 5.........and Y = -47

First number is 5 and the second is -47

2.)Mountain Fleece sold 40 neckwarmers. Solid color neckwarmers sold for $9.90 each and print ones sold for $12.75 each. In all, $421.65 was taken in for the neckwarmers. How many of each type were sold?

X + Y = 40 (From here, Y = 40 - X)
9.9X + 12.75Y = 421.65

9.9X + 12.75(40 - X) = 421.65

9.9X + 510 - 12.75X = 421.65

-2.85X = - 88.35

X = 31 So therefore, Y = 40 - 31 = 9

31 solid colour neckwarmers and 9 print ones.

3.) Solve using either the elimination or substitution methods

x+y=4
x-y=2

Y = 4 - X

X - (4- X) = 2

2X = 6, so X =3 and Y = 1

4.) Solve

6x-2y=2 y = 1/3X - 1
9x-3y=1 y = 1/3X - 1/3

18X - 6Y = 6
18X - 6Y = 2

You can't solve this system. The lines are parallel. They have the same slope.

5.)Solve

x+2y=6 y = 1/2x + 3
x=4-2y y = 1/2x + 2

Again, the lines are parallel(same slope). No solution.

6.) Artic Antifreeze is 18% alcohol and Frost No-More is 10% alcohol. How many liters of each should be mixed to get 20 liters of a mixture that is 15% alcohol?

X + Y = 20
.18x + .10y = 20(0.15)

X + Y = 20
18x + 10y = 300

10x + 10y = 200
18x + 10y = 300

-8x = -100
x = 12.5, therefore y = 7.5

Checking, 12.5 L(.18) + 7.5(.1) = 20(0.15)

2.25 + 0.75 = 3
3 = 3

So 12.5L of the Arctic Anti-freeze(18%) and 7.5L of the Frost no-more(10%).

7.) Cecilia makes a $9.25 purchase at the bookstore with a $20 bill. The store has no bills and gives her the change in quarters and fifty-cent pieces. THere are 30 coins in all. How many of each kind are there?

Total Change = $10.75

X + Y = 30
.25x + .5y = 10.75

25X + 25Y = 750
25X + 50Y = 1075

-25y = -325
y = 13, therefore x = 17

So, she got 17 quarters and 13 fifty cent pieces.

8.)Solve(Use either Sub or Elim method)

x+y+z=6
2x-y+3z=9
-x+2y+2z=9

a) x + y + z = 6
b) 2x - y + 3z = 9
c) -x + 2y + 2z = 9

(b+a) (2x + x) + (3z + z) = 15
3x + 4z = 15

(c -2a) (-x - 2x) = -3 so, -3x = -3, so x =1

Also, 3x + 4z = 15, so 4z = 15 - 3(1) = 3. (z= 3)

x + y + z = 6, so y = 6 - 3 - 1 = 2

So, x =1 and y = 2 and z = 3.

Have to go eat. I'll finish the rest later. :)

Fonz
 
FONZ

YOURE SUCH A FUCKING PRICK. OBVIOUSLY THE DUDE IS A FRESHMAN CUZ THAT IS FRESHMAN COLLEGE ALGEBRA. INCASE YOU HAVENT REALIZED, THERE ARE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF THE SHIT FUCK FACE. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING BETTER THAN EVERYONE........YOURE NOT. FUCKING O-TOWN REFECT PRICK. GO SHOOT 2 MORE YEARS OF TREN AND SEE IF YOU CAN BREAK 210LBS THIS TIME DICK.

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE DUDES MAJOR. ANOTHER THING YOU MAY NOT HAVE REALIZED IS THAT DIFFERENT MAJOR REQUIRE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF MATH.




KAYNE
 
THATS LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT TELLING A 4TH GRADER HE IS STUPID CUZ HE CANT DO GEOMETRY YET. FONZ, I'M COMING TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU AN ACID BATH.
 
KAYNE said:
FONZ

YOURE SUCH A FUCKING PRICK. OBVIOUSLY THE DUDE IS A FRESHMAN CUZ THAT IS FRESHMAN COLLEGE ALGEBRA. INCASE YOU HAVENT REALIZED, THERE ARE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF THE SHIT FUCK FACE. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING BETTER THAN EVERYONE........YOURE NOT. FUCKING O-TOWN REFECT PRICK. GO SHOOT 2 MORE YEARS OF TREN AND SEE IF YOU CAN BREAK 210LBS THIS TIME DICK.

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE DUDES MAJOR. ANOTHER THING YOU MAY NOT HAVE REALIZED IS THAT DIFFERENT MAJOR REQUIRE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF MATH.




KAYNE
C'mon Kayne , at least he gave the kid some fucking help ,unlike some others, if you can't see beyond that then uve got major issues. If u really think that the education system there is on a par with Europe's then come over for a year , I guarentee you will not only have the most meomrable year of your life but learn shedloads.
 
Mandinka2 said:

C'mon Kayne , at least he gave the kid some fucking help ,unlike some others, if you can't see beyond that then uve got major issues. If u really think that the education system there is on a par with Europe's then come over for a year , I guarentee you will not only have the most meomrable year of your life but learn shedloads.

Just ignore Kayne. Works like a charm.

He has serious issues when it comes to education. He's very insecure. :)

In Math and physics, Europe is light years ahead. Just undergrad though. Grad degrees aree a different story.

Fonz
 
kingjohn said:
Yeah but fonz if you didnt act like a condescending spoiled bitch all the time people might actually like you. If its not a kid with math problems its the US in general. You dont like it leave.

can you mathematically explain how your ego fits in your head?

lighten up a little.

I don't post for popularity.

The internet is about information exchange......nothing more.

If I knew you in real life, that would be a different story.

Fonz
 
Mandinka2 said:

C'mon Kayne , at least he gave the kid some fucking help ,unlike some others, if you can't see beyond that then uve got major issues. If u really think that the education system there is on a par with Europe's then come over for a year , I guarentee you will not only have the most meomrable year of your life but learn shedloads.


IF THATS THE CASE, THEN WHY IS IT VERY VERY VERY HARD FOR MEDICAL STUDENTS FROM EUROPE TO GET RESIDENCIES IN THE U.S.!!! CUZ THE U.S. DOESNT WANT ANY MED STUDENTS FROM AMERICA WHO DO THEIR SCHOOLING IN EUROPE CUZ THEY DONT KNOW SHIT. THAT COMES DIRECTLY FROM A DOCTOR FRIEND OF MINE. WE WERE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT IT TWO DAYS AGO AT THE GYM. I'M SURE THERE ARE SOME EXCEPTIONS THOUGH.

BESIDES, THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH EUROPE AND AMERICA......IT HAS TO DO WITH FONZ BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND TALKING DOWN TO THE GUY LIKE HE IS BETTER THAN HIM SIMPLY B/C HE KNOWS HOW TO DO THE SHIT. I HOPE FONZ CHOKES ON THE SPERM OF WHOEVERS DICK HE SUCKS.





KAYNE
 
Fonz said:


I don't post for popularity.

The internet is about information exchange......nothing more.

If I knew you in real life, that would be a different story.

Fonz


GOOD......GO AHEAD AND RATIONANLIZE TO YOURSELF WHY NOONE ON HERE LIKES YOU (AND PROBABLY IN REALITY TO). DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT REAL LIFE, YOURE PROBALY MORE HATED IN THAT THAN YOU ARE ON HERE.

AND ITS NOT ABOUT EDUCATION ASSHOLE, ITS ABOUT YOU, BITCH!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING PUNK ASS PUSSY O-TOWN REJECT WHO HAS TAKEN MORE STEROIDS THAN MOST COMPETITIVE BODYBUILDERS YET YOU WEIGH 200LBS SOAKING WET. DONT GIVE ME ANY PUSSY SHIT ABOUT YOU BEING AN ATHLETE. FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE ATHLETES TO, MOST ARE OVER 250LBS AND THEY GET TESTED MULTIPLE TIMES PER YEAR.

YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A LITTLE BITCH. COME TO THINK OF IT, I WISH I DID KNOW YOU IN REAL LIFE. I'D PIMP SLAP THAT O-TOWN FAKE ASS GRIMMACE OFF OF YOUR FACE YOU LITTLE PUSSY ASS FAGGOT!!! FUCK YOU FONZ.

PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT ASSHOLE. RIGHT AFTER YOU FINISH YOUR NEXT 2 YEAR CONTINOUS CYCLE. FUCKING PRICK.

YOU SHOULD SET A GOAL TO STAY ABOVE 200LBS WITH ALL THE STEROIDS YOU DO ASSWHIPE.



YOUR HERO
KAYNE
 
C'mon guys, lighten up a bit. I've been around alot of boards that Fonz(CEM, AF, etc...)visits and alot of guys just don't get him. I know he comes across as arrogant at times, but underneath it all he's a good guy.:D Thanks fellas!!
 
Texas Ranger said:
C'mon guys, lighten up a bit. I've been around alot of boards that Fonz(CEM, AF, etc...)visits and alot of guys just don't get him. I know he comes across as arrogant at times, but underneath it all he's a good guy.:D Thanks fellas!!


HE'S A FUCKING PUNK PUSSY BITCH. I'D LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO ARM BAR HIM INTO SUBMISSION, UPON WHICH TIME HE STARTS TAPPING. HOWEVER, I'M NOT LETTING GO UNTIL I HEAR HIS ELBOW AND SHOULDER SIMULTANEOUSLY BREAKING.
 
KAYNE said:



HE'S A FUCKING PUNK PUSSY BITCH. I'D LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO ARM BAR HIM INTO SUBMISSION, UPON WHICH TIME HE STARTS TAPPING. HOWEVER, I'M NOT LETTING GO UNTIL I HEAR HIS ELBOW AND SHOULDER SIMULTANEOUSLY BREAKING.

Kayne, if I really really wanted to I could beat the crap out of you.

You're just another retard full of hot air to me.

Now go shine some shoes boy.

Fonz
 
Texas Ranger said:
Fonz, can you answer 9-11 whenever you get a chance? Thanks!!-TR

Yeah. Give me about 60min...I have to answer a few e-mails first.

Fonz
 
TR next time study and learn stuff before you have to take a take-home-exam. Just kidding kid, I know ya said homework.

what class are you taking pre-calc?
 
Fonz said:


Just ignore Kayne. Works like a charm.

He has serious issues when it comes to education. He's very insecure. :)

In Math and physics, Europe is light years ahead. Just undergrad though. Grad degrees aree a different story.

Fonz

Woa Woa Woa there tiger... big mistake to take these simple problems in a college algebra course and extrapolate from that, that this is the type of material you're going to be dealing with at most colleges.

At good US Universities you are going to have plenty of challenges... even for you, Fonz. :p
 
Lift Chief said:


Woa Woa Woa there tiger... big mistake to take these simple problems in a college algebra course and extrapolate from that, that this is the type of material you're going to be dealing with at most colleges.

At good US Universities you are going to have plenty of challenges... even for you, Fonz. :p

I couldn't really tell you. I'm in grad school now. Its challenging enough(Hence why I omitted grad degrees from my original synopsis).
However, i have noticed a fair degree of discrepancy between grades in the US(Undergrad only) and those from Europe.
A 1st w/ Honours is considered > 75% in the UK. And thats the highest accolade you can get. Its is quite hard.

Fonz
 
Fonz said:


I couldn't really tell you. I'm in grad school now. Its challenging enough(Hence why I omitted grad degrees from my original synopsis).
However, i have noticed a fair degree of discrepancy between grades in the US(Undergrad only) and those from Europe.
A 1st w/ Honours is considered > 75% in the UK. And thats the highest accolade you can get. Its is quite hard.

Fonz

I am not gonna jump on the FONZY bashing bandwagon here (SPECIAL K has that locked down just fine), but keep in mind that many great minds have/had deficiencies in other areas.

Just look at you, Fonz, telling the truth is sometimes hard for you to do.
 
XBiker said:


I am not gonna jump on the FONZY bashing bandwagon here (SPECIAL K has that locked down just fine), but keep in mind that many great minds have/had deficiencies in other areas.

Just look at you, Fonz, telling the truth is sometimes hard for you to do.

LOL

I suck a philosophy. I find it incredibly boring.

Fonz
 
Fonz said:


Kayne, if I really really wanted to I could beat the crap out of you.

You're just another retard full of hot air to me.

Now go shine some shoes boy.

Fonz


I DOUBT IT YOU FUCKING BACKSTREET BITCH REJECT. EVEN WITH ALL THE STEROIDS YOU HAVE DONE (AND STILL ONLY 200LBS, HOW SAD) YOU PROBABLY COULDNT BEAT YOUR MEAT RIGHT YOU FAGGOT BITCH. FUCK YOU!!! PUSSY.



KAYNE
 
XBiker said:


I am not gonna jump on the FONZY bashing bandwagon here (SPECIAL K has that locked down just fine), but keep in mind that many great minds have/had deficiencies in other areas.

Just look at you, Fonz, telling the truth is sometimes hard for you to do.


I'M NOT ON THE BANDWAGON, I'M IN THE DRIVERS SEAT!!!
 
here in the uk if u took the gcse maths exam thats at the end of high school (we finish it at 15/16) u wouldnt pass it dood.


i have been spectating this board for a while, and i figured this out since the moment i arrived here. kayne has got to be the biggest moron ever. i remember one reply where he called someone a dumbass, jesus that had me rolfmaoing for hours.

kane, do ureself and us a favour, go die quickly.
 
adam123456 said:
here in the uk if u took the gcse maths exam thats at the end of high school (we finish it at 15/16) u wouldnt pass it dood.


i have been spectating this board for a while, and i figured this out since the moment i arrived here. kayne has got to be the biggest moron ever. i remember one reply where he called someone a dumbass, jesus that had me rolfmaoing for hours.

kane, do ureself and us a favour, go die quickly.

LOL........

Word. :)

Fonz
 
adam123456 said:
here in the uk if u took the gcse maths exam thats at the end of high school (we finish it at 15/16) u wouldnt pass it dood.


i have been spectating this board for a while, and i figured this out since the moment i arrived here. kayne has got to be the biggest moron ever. i remember one reply where he called someone a dumbass, jesus that had me rolfmaoing for hours.

kane, do ureself and us a favour, go die quickly.



FONZ........YOURE STUPID. I CANNOT PUT THAT ANY OTHER WAY. YOU ARE JUST PLAIN FUCKING DUMB. AND NOW YOU HAVE A NEW HANDLE TALKING TO YOURSELF.



YOUR HERO
KAYNE
 
BTW FONZ/ADAM........IN THE U.S., ITS POSSIBLE TO GRADUATE WITH DIFFERENT LEVELS OF MATH. MY EX GIRLFRIEND WAS IN CALCULUS WHEN SHE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL. I KNOW OF OTHERS IN ORDINARY ALGEBRA AND GEOMETRY UPON GRADUATION.




KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:
BTW FONZ/ADAM........IN THE U.S., ITS POSSIBLE TO GRADUATE WITH DIFFERENT LEVELS OF MATH. MY EX GIRLFRIEND WAS IN CALCULUS WHEN SHE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL. I KNOW OF OTHERS IN ORDINARY ALGEBRA AND GEOMETRY UPON GRADUATION.




KAYNE

I graduated at 17 having done Calculus, Algebra&Geometry and Finite.

In Canada we did OAC's(Grade 13).

Me > You.

End of story.

Now go shine some shoes little boy.

Fonz
 
FONZ

I'LL TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS SO YOU CAN GET IT IN YOUR HEAD YOU FUCKING O-TOWN FAKE ASS WANNABE JUICING FAGGOT. INCESSANT STEROID USAGE HAS OBVIOUSLY CLOUDED YOUR SENSES. BUT THEN AGAIN, 2 YEARS OF PERPETUAL GEAR USAGE WILL DO THAT WONT IT. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DO SHIT LIKE 300MG EVERY DAY OF TREN (I QUOTED YOU AS SAYING THAT BUT YOU HAD ONE OF YOUR MOD BUDDIES DELETE IT IN ANOTHER THREAD).

YOU CAN GRADUATE WITH DIFFERENT LEVELS OF MATH. I ALSO GRADUATED AT 17 AND SO DID MY EX. I KNOW PEOPLE WHO GRADUATED AT 16 WITH ALL THAT BUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU, BITCH. IF YOU SO CHOSE TO TAKE THE EARLY LEVEL MATH CLASSES IN GRADE SCHOOL, YOU GRADUATED AT A HIGHER LEVEL (FOR EXAMPLE, AS MY EX DID YOU STUPID FUCK). IT WASNT MANDATORY TO TAKE THEM THAT EARLY.

THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU AND ME YOU FUCK FACE. YOU MAY BE BETTER THAN ME AT MATH, BUT YOURE A BITCH. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. I'D LOVE TO PROVE THAT TO YOU IN A DARK ALLEY ONE DAY. YOU CONSTANTLY MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU CUZ YOU ARE A FUCKING JOKE.

NOW LETS GET TO THE SUBJECT OF STEROID USAGE. CAN YOU PLEASE ENLIGHTEN THE REST OF THE BOARD ON YOUR 2 YEAR CONTINUAL CYCLE, YOUR 300MG/DAY USAGE OF TREN, YOUR 1G/WEEK, AND OTHER ASTRONOMICAL AMOUNTS OF YOUR CYCLES.

CAN YOU ALSO ENLIGHTEN THE BOARD AS TO WHY YOU ONLY WEIGH 200LBS EVEN WITH ALL THAT USAGE. AND PLEASE DO NOT USE THE SOCCER EXCUSE. FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE NORMALLY OVER 250LBS AND DO MORE CARDIO THAN YOUR SORRY ASS.






KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:
FONZ

FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE NORMALLY OVER 250LBS AND DO MORE CARDIO THAN YOUR SORRY ASS.


I think this excerpt pretty much sums up your obvious lack of any type of formal education.

Back to your ghetto.

Fonz
 
Hasn't Fonz been caught lying many times about his supposed accomplishments? I still remember the time he was trying to pass the international male pic as his own. This guy has supposedly been in special forces (not sure which country), is a nuclear scientist, pro-athlete, has lived in 10 different countries...the list goes on. I call bullshit on a lot of stuff Fonz says. I'm sure people still remember what kind of stuff he wrote way back, like 3 years ago. As for his education, I honestly do not think he has a higher level degree, atleast not in science. I remember reading many of his posts thinking "Does this guy really claim to have a degree in physics or something?" I seriously do not buy it. Remember, this is the internet. Anyone can quote studies and pass around ideas made elsewhere. A fucking janitor can become a steroid expert in the course of a few months, or atleast seem like one to most people. People pretend to be something they're not and create fake personalities. Happens all the time. Just some food for thought. I'm sure others have noticed these things too, or remember them better than me.
 
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Fonz said:


I think this excerpt pretty much sums up your obvious lack of any type of formal education.

Back to your ghetto.

Fonz


YOUR TYPICAL RESPONSE TO EVERYTHING......CAN YOU PLEASE ADDRESS THE STATEMENTS MADE ABOUT YOU FAG BOY.


WEHEP
WHOEVER YOU ARE.......KARMA FOR YOU. EVEN IF YOU ARE FONZ.




KAYNE
 
wehep said:
I am not Fonz, that's for sure :)


YOU DONT KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE. EVEN IF YOU ARE A ONE LEGGED, GAY, MIDGET BUSBOY, YOU ARE LUCKY NOT TO BE FONZ.
 
wehep said:
I seem to remember Fonz asking if he could use a pellet gun to shoot fina (because he was afraid of needles). This was around 3 - 3.5 years ago when he started frequenting this board. Anyone remember?

EDIT. Here's the damn link :) I wonder how fast it'll get erased.
http://209.11.101.247/ubb/Forum1/12-2000/042438.html

And that makes me not have a formal education?

LOL

Nice try Puc.

You can talk all day...but in the end I'll always be smarter than you.

Fonz
 
Damn, if some of the people who are buying Fonz's theories now were to find out what kind of crap he has written in the past...
 
LOL........WHAT A GAY BITCH FONZ!!! "NO NEED TO CHEW MY HEAD OFF"............YOU FAG.
 
wehep said:
Damn, if some of the people who are buying Fonz's theories now were to find out what kind of crap he has written in the past...

If you were to check out pretty much every single AAS board on the internet, you'd see I have written quite a few articles on a wider variety of subjects.

Unlike you.

Class dismissed.

Fonz
 
CLASS ISNT DISMISSED FONZ.....ITS JUST GOING ON HIATUS. I'M GOING OUT FOR THE NIGHT SOON SO I HAVE TO GET READY. YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE FUN YOU WANT. I SUSPECT YOU'LL GET THIS STUFF DELETED SOMETIME SOON. HAVE YOUR FUN WHILST I'M OUT BITCH BOY.
 
KAYNE said:
CLASS ISNT DISMISSED FONZ.....ITS JUST GOING ON HIATUS. I'M GOING OUT FOR THE NIGHT SOON SO I HAVE TO GET READY. YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE FUN YOU WANT. I SUSPECT YOU'LL GET THIS STUFF DELETED SOMETIME SOON. HAVE YOUR FUN WHILST I'M OUT BITCH BOY.

First off, I'm not a chat mod so I can't get it deleted, and second why would I?

Its fun owning you time and time again.

Fonz
 
Fonz said:


First off, I'm not a chat mod so I can't get it deleted, and second why would I?

Its fun owning you time and time again.

Fonz


CUZ I HAD A THREAD UP FULL OF YOUR QUOTES AND YOU PROMPTLY PM'D A MOD TO GET IT DELETED.

YOU COULDNT OWN ME IN A PHONE BOOTH FOOL. GO LOOK AT MY KARMA.....I'VE GOTTEN ALMOST HUNDRED POINTS FROM PEOPLE LAUGHING AT YOU ON THIS THREAD. BITCH.
 
KAYNE said:



CUZ I HAD A THREAD UP FULL OF YOUR QUOTES AND YOU PROMPTLY PM'D A MOD TO GET IT DELETED.

YOU COULDNT OWN ME IN A PHONE BOOTH FOOL. GO LOOK AT MY KARMA.....I'VE GOTTEN ALMOST HUNDRED POINTS FROM PEOPLE LAUGHING AT YOU ON THIS THREAD. BITCH.

LOL@ you caring about Karma.

Now THAT IS PATHETIC.

Fonz
 
kane u have alot of anger in you. trust me, when u get ure first piece of pussy, you'll be happy. trust me.

now will NOW please die already?
 
Guys, I have to say I respect you both, but you really need to let this go. You both are WAY bigger than this and there's nothing the two of you can gain from it. Let's agree to disagree and let it go... Now, how about a truce???:D
 
Fonz said:


And that makes me not have a formal education?

There's always the possiblity that I'm mistaken but so far NOTHING you have said in any science related thread I've seen you participate in, would suggest that you actually have a degree IN SCIENCE. Even more so when you claim to have majored in nuclear physics. Some people still remember what kind of stuff you used to post like 3 years ago. That pellet gun thing wasn't the only one, as I'm sure you know. Things just don't add up.

I wonder how many times you've been called out before...
 
The only problem is that the exams over here are getting increasingly easy. The system has been changed so that Mr. Average now gets a 2.1. 10 years ago the same person would hae got a 2.2.

Thats wht happens when you insist upon drawing up league tables.......the standards go to shit.

The same thing is happening to the UK eduction sytem for kids aged up to 18. For some strange reason the results get better and batter each year. The government tells you that is because the kids really are getting better. Of course it has absolutely nothing to do with the marking getting far more lenient!!

Fonz said:


I couldn't really tell you. I'm in grad school now. Its challenging enough(Hence why I omitted grad degrees from my original synopsis).
However, i have noticed a fair degree of discrepancy between grades in the US(Undergrad only) and those from Europe.
A 1st w/ Honours is considered > 75% in the UK. And thats the highest accolade you can get. Its is quite hard.

Fonz
 
wehep said:


There's always the possiblity that I'm mistaken but so far NOTHING you have said in any science related thread I've seen you participate in, would suggest that you actually have a degree IN SCIENCE. Even more so when you claim to have majored in nuclear physics. Some people still remember what kind of stuff you used to post like 3 years ago. That pellet gun thing wasn't the only one, as I'm sure you know. Things just don't add up.

I wonder how many times you've been called out before...

Quite simple why I get called out.
I get called out b/c I have ammassed an extraordinary amount of information for a person my age.(24).

So, with that leap of logic the people that harrass me are either:

1. Jealous
2. Frustrated w/ their own lives
3. Just downright unhappy so they have to take it out on someone who is happy.

And you seem to think that Nuclear physics is hard. It isn't. There are far harder topics of study in the Physics and Maths faculties. That I can pretty much assure you.

The only problem is that in the US everybody always does either

a) Economics
b) Business
c) Finance

Which are easy as pie.

That about sums it up.

Fonz
 
Fonz said:


LOL@ you caring about Karma.

Now THAT IS PATHETIC.

Fonz


YOU JACKASS.......ITS NOT ABOUT THE KARMA, ITS ABOUT THE MESSAGES WITH THE KARMA ABOUT YOU.

SEE, YOURE NOT THAT SMART AFTER ALL ARE YOU!!!
 
Fonz said:


Quite simple why I get called out.
I get called out b/c I have ammassed an extraordinary amount of information for a person my age.(24).

So, with that leap of logic the people that harrass me are either:

1. Jealous
2. Frustrated w/ their own lives
3. Just downright unhappy so they have to take it out on someone who is happy.

And you seem to think that Nuclear physics is hard. It isn't. There are far harder topics of study in the Physics and Maths faculties. That I can pretty much assure you.

The only problem is that in the US everybody always does either

a) Economics
b) Business
c) Finance

Which are easy as pie.

That about sums it up.

Fonz


OH MY GOD.......YOU ARE THE MOST IDIOTIC PERSON I KNOW. FONZ, I CAN SHOW YOU 19-21 YEAR OLDS THAT KNOW MORE THAN YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY JUST ABOUT. EVEN YOUR PH/D BOUND BROTHER.

BTW......FINANCE AND ECON ARE BOTH BUSINESS DUMBASS.
 
Finance and economics both business?

LOL

I think the good old gents from the London School of Economics would HIGLY disagree with your obviously misinformed commentary.

Fonz
 
Fonz said:
Finance and economics both business?

LOL

I think the good old gents from the London School of Economics would HIGLY disagree with your obviously misinformed commentary.

Fonz


THE GOOD OLE GENTS FROM THE LONDON SCHOOL OF BUSINESS!!! LOL......YOU GET A LITTLE FUNNIER WITH EACH POST.




KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:



THE GOOD OLE GENTS FROM THE LONDON SCHOOL OF BUSINESS!!! LOL......YOU GET A LITTLE FUNNIER WITH EACH POST.




KAYNE

See, unlike your obviously ghetto up-bringing being chased by squad cars all day and all night.....I have lived in London and I have had several friends go to LSE.

Unlike you.

So just cut the shit, and go back to eating yams or whatever plantation food you eat this time of day.

Fonz
 
Fonz said:


See, unlike your obviously ghetto up-bringing being chased by squad cars all day and all night.....I have lived in London and I have had several friends go to LSE.

Unlike you.

So just cut the shit, and go back to eating yams or whatever plantation food you eat this time of day.

Fonz


THIS POST ISNT ENTIRELY ACCURATE. I WASNT CHASED BY THE SQUAD CARS, I CHASED THEM. I DONT EAT YAMS (OR BEANS AND TOAST LIKE YOUR GAY ASS) EITHER. AND I JUST WOKE UP. ITS SUNDAY.....I USUALLY GO OUT ON SATURDAY NIGHTS AND HAVE LOT AND LOTS OF FUN (UNLIKE YOUR GAY ASS) SO I SLEEP MOST OF THE DAY ON SUNDAYS. ANYWAY, CHEERIO......I NEED TO GET A LITTLE BIT OF STUDYING DONE. CANT ENTERTAIN YOU ANY LONGER
 
FONZ

SERIOUSLY, WHY IS IT YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE. I CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION FROM READING THINGS THAT YOU SAY PERSONALLY. I'M BEING DEAD SERIOUS AND AM LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS ANSWER FROM YOU. WHATEVER THE REASON, I'M ALL EARS (EYES).




KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:
FONZ

SERIOUSLY, WHY IS IT YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE. I CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION FROM READING THINGS THAT YOU SAY PERSONALLY. I'M BEING DEAD SERIOUS AND AM LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS ANSWER FROM YOU. WHATEVER THE REASON, I'M ALL EARS (EYES).




KAYNE

The internet, unlike real life..is solely based upon information.

I have a great deal of information to offer. More so than a lot of other people.

If i come across as condescending and arrogant, then so be it. I'm not going to lose any sleep over it...solely b/c this is simply the internet.

If I were to know you or anybody else in real life...then it would be a different story. In this ocassion, words can actually hurt people....so i would enstill on myself a greater degree of restraint.

Its a fairly simple concept.

Fonz
 
Fonz said:


The internet, unlike real life..is solely based upon information.

I have a great deal of information to offer. More so than a lot of other people.

If i come across as condescending and arrogant, then so be it. I'm not going to lose any sleep over it...solely b/c this is simply the internet.

If I were to know you or anybody else in real life...then it would be a different story. In this ocassion, words can actually hurt people....so i would enstill on myself a greater degree of restraint.

Its a fairly simple concept.

Fonz


WELL, YOU DO COME OFF AS CONDESCENDING AND ARROGANT. I'M A YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU. I CAN PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEE YOU THAT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH MORE IN LIFE THAN YOU. THAT DOESNT MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON THAN YOU. I AM COLLEGE EDUCATED, LIKE YOU. THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY ONE OF US BETTER THAN THE OTHER. IN SOME ASPECTS OF LIFE, I'M QUITE SURE YOURE MORE ENLIGHTENED THAN I AM. HOWEVER, IN OTHER ASPECTS OF LIFE, I'M QUITE SURE THAT I'M MORE ENLIGHTNED THAN YOU ARE.

YOU DO SOUND LIKE A SMART DUDE. YOU SHOULD TRY NOT TO LOOK DOWN UPON PEOPLE B/C YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN THEM. THAT IS THE ROOT OF MY PROBLEM WITH YOU.

BTW....WHEN I SAY I HAVE BEEN THROUGH MORE IN LIFE THAN YOU, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT LIVING IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES AND THINGS OF THE LIKE. I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT SITUATIONS THAT LIFE THROWS AT YOU AND HOW THEY ARE DEALT WITH. YOU SEEM TO JUDGE PEOPLE AND COMPARE THEM TO YOU.

I HAVE NVR DEALTH WITH NUCLEAR PHYSICS OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE DOING. AS I'M SURE YOU PROBABLY HAVENT DEALT WITH THE THINGS THAT I DO. IT ALL BALANCES OUT AT THE END OF THE DAY.



KAYNE
 
I'm sure you've dealt with more life stuff then i have.

I've never really had any major problems in my life.

I Just have had to do an abnormal amount of educational work for my age. Which i thought a serious pain at the time....but oddly enough i don't have that sentiment now.

Fonz
 
CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT YOU CONSIDER AN ABNORMAL AMOUNT OF EDUCATIONAL WORK FOR A PERSON YOUR AGE. YOURE WORKING ON YOUR MASTERS CORRECT? YOU HAVE A BACHELORS CORRECT?

I'M GETTING MY BACHELORS IN 3 WEEKS (WITH 2 MINORS AND ANOTHER 15-20 EXTRA CREDITS DUE TO A CHANGE OF MAJOR). I'M GOING TO WORK FOR A YEAR THEN RETURN FOR A MASTERS ADN MAYBE EVEN A PH.D AFTER THAT. I'M A YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU.

JUST CURIOUS AS TO WHAT IS SO ABNORMAL ABOUT THE EDUCATION YOU HAVE COMPLETED THUS FAR.

BTW....I WASNT JUST TALKING ABOUT PROBLEMS IN LIFE. I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT LIFE IN GENERAL. I'VE HAD MORE THAN MY SHARE OF PROBLEMS BUT I HAVE BROUGHT THOSE ON MYSELF AND HAVE DEALT WITH THEM ACCORDINGLY AND SUCCESSFULLY.




KAYNE
 
Finished HS doing the fast-track system at 17 Graduated with 13 OAC's(Thats Grade 13 for you US folks). (OAC's have been phased out now btw in Canada). Did a foundation year at Oxford from 17-18(A Foundation Year is like 1st year University comprised of a panoply of subjects.
Maths/Physics/Economics/Biology/Chemistry/Business/ and 3 languages...spanish/english/french) Then did a sandwich course(Bachelors and Masters all in one)(Aerospace/Nuclear) from 18-23 in the UK....and started my second masters(Nuclear Physics) this year after a 6 month rest.

Fonz
 
I'M NOT ARGUING THATS NOT A LOT, BUT THAT IS REALLY NO DIFFERENT FROM PEOPLE WHO GO STRAIGHT TO COLLEGE, ATTEND IN THE SUMMERS, AND DO SOME TYPE OF CLERKSHIP OR INTERNSHIP PROGRAMS. ITS LIKE ANY OTHER ACCELERATED STUDENT I GUESS.

I ALSO GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT 17....COULD HAVE GRADUATED AT 16 IF I HAD WENT THE SUMMER BEFORE MY SENIOR YEAR FOR ONE CLASS AND ATTENDED A WHOLE DAY DURING MY SENIOR YEAR (I GOT OUT AT 10 AM AFTER 3 CLASSES AS A SENIOR). THE REAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ANYONE ELSE, IS DRIVE.

WHILE YOU WERE FEELING THE NEED TO GET EDUCATED MORE QUICKLY, I FELT THE NEED TO BALANCE LIFE AND EDUCATION. LIKE I SAID, AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT ALL BALANCES OUT.

BUT TO BE QUITE HONEST WITH YOU, I WISH I HAD NOT CHOSEN TO TAKE MY TIME.

WELL, I GOTTA GO STUDY. YOU CAN GET BACK TO SAYING HOW GHETTO I AM NOW.



KAYNE
 
I honestly did not feel the need to be educated till i hit 20.

Until then....my mother was the one who pushed and prodded me. She's always been UBER fanatical about education.

Fonz
 
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