Any Country & Western fans on here?

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I am not althought there are some I can tolerate but here are some good titles:

Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat

I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart

I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line

I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'm So Miserable Without You, it's Almost Like Having You Here

I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor But It'd Strain Our Love

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life

You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed

Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance

How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?

How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?

How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?