another bullshit night in suck city

[stilleto]

the title has nothing to do with the thread, i just thought it sounded cool and i'm all about coolness.

I've decided to be a nicer person. you know, share the love. i've shared the love for my fellow mods and they know it. i love all of them, but i've become acerbic and disparaging a lot of the time lately and i'm not going to continue.

i'm going to start saying happy birthday in the birthday stickies, even if i don't know the person, or care if its their birthday.

i'm not going to make sarcastic remarks about a few of the most annoying posters here, who from now on, shall go nameless.

i'm going to smile at needto's spelling, laugh at tuc's jokes, and stop teasing killah for his geighness.

i'm even going to stop making fun of bran for ruining all things imageshack related.

Its time for me to get out of my all black clothing and don some festive attire so to speak. i'm going to walk around here with a tray of cocktail weenies in one hand and hand out martinis with the other. the good kind too- kettle one.

let the party begin, stilleto is here. the NICE stilleto.

 

[KillahBee]

that's fucking pathetic, you lardo hefty cinch sack fuck.

 

[pintoca]

Sawastea is going to be all over this because of the word "weeny"...

(you just ruined his search key-word)

 

[stilleto]

that's fucking pathetic, you lardo hefty cinch sack fuck.

i love you man. that was funny.





oh god this is gonna be hard.

 

[stilleto]

Sawastea is going to be all over this because of the word "weeny"...

(you just ruined his search key-word)

lol... sawastea and i are buds. he'll forgive me weenie reference i think.

 

[slat1]

that's fucking pathetic, you lardo hefty cinch sack fuck.

Ladies and Gentlemen. That may be the greatest post ever!

 

[stilleto]

Ladies and Gentlemen. That may be the greatest post ever!

what's a cinch sack fuck?

 

[hamstershaver]

shut the hell up

 

[from zero]

Let me check my Give-A-Crap-O-Meter.





Okay, yeah, not registering a thing.

 

[stilleto]

shut the hell up

now, that wasn't nice, but i like you anyway.

 

[KillahBee]

what's a cinch sack fuck?

Look in the mirror, you diarrhea-filled puddle of diarrhea getting rained on by diarrhea.

 

[from zero]

Look in the mirror, you diarrhea-filled puddle of diarrhea getting rained on my diarrhea.

That would have worked better had you not misspelled a word. Way to go, cuntcork.

 

[pintoca]

you have to admit stilleto is trying... lol, can picture him biting his mouse cord while typing and trying to be nice

 

[Tacosupreme]

i could go for a handjob right about now

 

[KillahBee]

That would have worked better had you not misspelled a word. Way to go, cuntcork.

Fuck.

 

[stilleto]

That would have worked better had you not misspelled a word. Way to go, cuntcork.

ok, now THAT was good.
i mean.. not being mean to killah, as i think under the tough exterior he's probably very sensitive, but it was good use of language skills.

 

[bullett]

Fuck.

Agreed

 

[stilleto]

you have to admit stilleto is trying... lol, can picture him biting his mouse cord while typing and trying to be nice

i'm injecting gin straight into a vein in order to accomplish this.

 

[pintoca]

Killah is all aboot mad skillz

 

[musclemuscle]

the title has nothing to do with the thread, i just thought it sounded cool and i'm all about coolness.

I've decided to be a nicer person. you know, share the love. i've shared the love for my fellow mods and they know it. i love all of them, but i've become acerbic and disparaging a lot of the time lately and i'm not going to continue.

i'm going to start saying happy birthday in the birthday stickies, even if i don't know the person, or care if its their birthday.

i'm not going to make sarcastic remarks about a few of the most annoying posters here, who from now on, shall go nameless.

i'm going to smile at needto's spelling, laugh at tuc's jokes, and stop teasing killah for his geighness.

i'm even going to stop making fun of bran for ruining all things imageshack related.

Its time for me to get out of my all black clothing and don some festive attire so to speak. i'm going to walk around here with a tray of cocktail weenies in one hand and hand out martinis with the other. the good kind too- kettle one.

let the party begin, stilleto is here. the NICE stilleto.

it sounds like you are having a Jerry Maguire moment...

don't worry you'll be back to normal in no time

 

[jackangel]

this isn't a scat/fellatio thread?

wtf

 

[stilleto]

it sounds like you are having a Jerry Maguire moment...

don't worry you'll be back to normal in no time

oh gawd i hope so.

i mean, no... this is the new me. i'm nice now. not at all sarcastic anymore. just nice and still mildy humorous.

 

[pintoca]

as long as you don't change your avatar selection process Im cool with it

 

[stilleto]

i said i'm nicer, not crazy.

 

[slat1]

what's a cinch sack fuck?

I don't know... I will look it up if you will try it out with me

 

[stilleto]

I don't know... I will look it up if you will try it out with me

um....sure.

 

[patsfan1379]

I don't know... I will look it up if you will try it out with me

uhhhh.... my gaydar is going off.

 

[stilleto]

uhhhh.... my gaydar is going off.

lol.. yeah, really.
and here i was standing here with garbage bags and lube and not knowing what to expect.

so far today, i've been pretty nice. i had one small slip up- a sarcastic comment to killahbea arthur, but that can't be helped.

 

[stilleto]

update: i'm slipping. I've called lestat and sawastea gay and told the secret about killahbrie smelling like ass.

this niceness thing is harder than it seems.

 

[SoreArms]

shut up and suck

 

[stilleto]

shut up and suck

the faggotry in here is overwhelming.