another bathroom thread about proper way to piss

[tiger88]

ok another question about pissing in urnials.....how close do u stand to it? i mean some dumb fucks basucally are inside the the thing.....i stand a bit away so i dont stand on the pissed soak floor and once i was too close to the urnial and my fucking keys feel into the urinal.......


no one should look left or right anyways so no need to stand right on the urinal

 

[Cuthbert]

I'm with you, I like to stand a good distance back, but not so far that I'm pissing across the room.

Nothing makes me more mad than feeling piss spray off the urinal and onto my hand or something.

 

[tiger88]

I'm with you, I like to stand a good distance back, but not so far that I'm pissing across the room.

Nothing makes me more mad than feeling piss spray off the urinal and onto my hand or something.

thank you....i want to ask some of these dumb asses why they stand so close? no one is looking, if they are looking who the fuck cares

 

[Cuthbert]

thank you....i want to ask some of these dumb asses why they stand so close? no one is looking, if they are looking who the fuck cares

It is clear, they are self conscious about their small wangs.

Pussies.

 

[tiger88]

It is clear, they are self conscious about their small wangs.

Pussies.

i see you the a captian of crush as the avatar....my bro fucking closed the number 3 not to long ago....i posted the pic here on elite fitness


u get the #3? my hands are not big enough

 

[Cuthbert]

i see you the a captian of crush as the avatar....my bro fucking closed the number 3 not to long ago....i posted the pic here on elite fitness


u get the #3? my hands are not big enough

LOL I wish I could close the 3.. I am very close to the 2, small hands do suck.

Those things sure help your grip though.

 

[tiger88]

LOL I wish I could close the 3.. I am very close to the 2, small hands do suck.

Those things sure help your grip though.

big hands are huge in the grip world



ok back too the thread...all about piss and disntance

 

[Cuthbert]

big hands are huge in the grip world



ok back too the thread...all about piss and disntance

Do you think big hands will help you piss farther? If nothing else they will get sprayed on more just from their sheer size... so it is clear that large-handed people should stand far away

 

[gonelifting]

Well you have to stand close enough that when you drip, You don`t drip on the floor. But far enough to be comfortable. and not fall in. lol

 

[tiger88]

Well you have to stand close enough that when you drip, You don`t drip on the floor. But far enough to be comfortable. and not fall in. lol

good point


once when i was drunk i backed up to the wall and see how far i could piss....good times good times

 

[beefybull]

once when i was drunk i backed up to the wall and see how far i could piss....good times good times

Every guy on earth has probably done this at some point LOL

 

[Becoming]

Every guy on earth has probably done this at some point LOL

Yes, but have you tried to see how HIGH up the wall you can piss? Try that next time you are drunk...

Tiger- Don't piss straight up though bro... trust me on this one...

 

[ZKaudio]

Jump urinals, that's a fun one

 

[Becoming]

Stand around a passed out drunk guy and piss on him... I hear they do it in the UK all the time...

 

[ZKaudio]

There was a guy passed out in the trough urinal at a laker game at the forum when I was a kid... yeah i peed on him.

 

[Becoming]

There was a guy passed out in the trough urinal at a laker game at the forum when I was a kid... yeah i peed on him.

Dude- you were clearly not responsible in this situation... No matter what it is... a set of keys, a hat, a childs toy boat, or a passed out guy... if something is in the trough, you HAVE to aim for it...

 

[tiger88]

Dude- you were clearly not responsible in this situation... No matter what it is... a set of keys, a hat, a childs toy boat, or a passed out guy... if something is in the trough, you HAVE to aim for it...

hahaha

 

[hardrock]

I was at a concert once and there was a joint in the trough. Some kids kept looking at it, then finally picked it up and ran out of the bathroom. I pissed on that fuckin thing. How wonder how my smoked piss tasted?

 

[Smurfy]

Im glad you guys have this pissing thing down pat. very impressive

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Normally I stand pretty close to the urinal, put my hand under the penis and let it hang so when the piss comes out , it goes on my hand and from the hand it drips to the urinal. I do that to eliminate overpiss and not to get any overspraypiss spots on my pants. I usually don't bother washing my hands afterwards because I was told that if I drink a lot of water everyday until my piss is clear and when the piss is clear it is mainly "purified" water and some bacteria that helps rejuvinate skill cell forming so your won't age.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Must concentrate

 

[Lao Tzu]

once i was too close to the urnial and my fucking keys feel into the urinal.......