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TheProject
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One of the people that works for me is having her 20th anniversary this week. The company's giving her a plaque, but I'd like to get her something else in the way of a gift.
Any ideas?
Any ideas?
Anniversary gift
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TheProject
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Re: Re: Anniversary gift
Age, don't remember for sure, but around 40. She works in the IT field.
Hobbies, well, I'm not sure. She lives on a farm and likes to keep farm animals as pets. Outside of that, I dunno.
She's recently widowed.
This has to be a professional sort of gift.
nicknot said:
Age, don't remember for sure, but around 40. She works in the IT field.
Hobbies, well, I'm not sure. She lives on a farm and likes to keep farm animals as pets. Outside of that, I dunno.
She's recently widowed.
This has to be a professional sort of gift.
TheProject
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havoc said:
Not a bad idea...and seeing you post made me think of something else.
Candles.
HappyScrappy
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punch her in the stomach and tell her she's lucky you aren't drunk.
then grab her ass and tell her that she's got a meat sandwhich on the way "if you know what I mean."
then spend the rest of the day in your office with the door shut.
then grab her ass and tell her that she's got a meat sandwhich on the way "if you know what I mean."
then spend the rest of the day in your office with the door shut.
TheProject
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Yeah, one of her friends in the department is getting flowers for her. I'm thinking I'd rather get her something that won't be gone in a week.
nicknot said:
Yeah, one of her friends in the department is getting flowers for her. I'm thinking I'd rather get her something that won't be gone in a week.
HappyScrappy
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get her a diamond.
or a puppy.
TheProject said:
get her a diamond.
or a puppy.
TheProject
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WODIN said:
Yeah, I'm thinking that's definitely NOT a gift you want to give one of your subordinates.
HappyScrappy
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just make out with her and get it over with.
when you are done - but sure to wink and do the finger gun thing and say "no charge"
when you are done - but sure to wink and do the finger gun thing and say "no charge"
TheProject
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WODIN said:
Y'know, the last time seppuku came up around here, it was in reference to training.
I asked for suggestions on training for our field personnel, and he suggested "the proper way to commit seppuku with a plastic fork".
I knew I should have titled this thread Nonlethal anniversary gift.
HappyScrappy
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you could wait in the bathroom all day with a digital camera and then when someone goes intot he crapper, leap up over the stall door and say "HOTDOGHOTDOG!!" and then snap pictures of people's reactions.
then print all those pictures out and make a nicely stapled scrapbook for her.
also, include a picture of Lou Bega - chicks dig that.
then print all those pictures out and make a nicely stapled scrapbook for her.
also, include a picture of Lou Bega - chicks dig that.
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kronk
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Hands down, for people in the IT field, the best thing is to give them a gift certificate for a massage.
