Animals are funny!!!

[starfish]

Right now my cat is fighting his reflection in the window

 

[Paulos]

My dog just ate an entire fucking chicken breast when a friend called on the phone. The chicken Breast about a pound. She weights 14 pounds. She did it in about 20 seconds too...

That would be like me eating 20 pounds.

Fucking dog.

 

[starfish]

That's a big chicken breast


My cat keeps running around the corner with his back arched and hair standing up. Then he starts hopping around at his reflection.

His tail looks like a raccoon, all fluffy

 

[Paulos]

I shot a racoon in the head yesterday.

 

[starfish]

I shot a racoon in the head yesterday.

Why?

 

[Hannibal]

Many years back when I still lived with my mom...my mom bought a Christmas Poinsetta and put it on the back porch. My dog Bear (Mastiff Rotty mix) saw the flower and knew it didn't belong there. He must have barked at that damn thing for 15 minutes.

Of course another time he got a 5 gallon bucket stuck on his head, and wound up running full speed into the power pole. It knocked the bucket loose...and obviously stunned him. He proceeded to bark at the bucket and the pole...then ran off.

I loved that damn dog....

 

[Paulos]

Why?

One came down and went to attack my dog a few months back...my dog is an 8 year old Shitzu that I have had since I was 13 and love more than anything in the world short of my mom and hardcore pornography.

Anyways the dog is small and defenseless and these racoons are big and mean...I'm not always around so since she got attacked that once everytime I see one I kill it just to be sure it won't be around when I'm not home. I'm not sure if thats legal or not?

I would never have started doing it if I hadn't seen that come down to attack her, it was hissing and crap. If I wouldn't had been downstairs it probably would have killed her.

Just want to make sure they don't hurt my dogs.

 

[starfish]

Many years back when I still lived with my mom...my mom bought a Christmas Poinsetta and put it on the back porch. My dog Bear (Mastiff Rotty mix) saw the flower and knew it didn't belong there. He must have barked at that damn thing for 15 minutes.

Of course another time he got a 5 gallon bucket stuck on his head, and wound up running full speed into the power pole. It knocked the bucket loose...and obviously stunned him. He proceeded to bark at the bucket and the pole...then ran off.

I loved that damn dog....

LOL!

 

[Pamela]

Yesterday we went to vist my girlfriend and her new dog. (female)

As soon as she came in the house she peed all over the place.
And then when she picked her up she peed all over her.

Why is it that female dogs pee when they get excited?

 

[68GT350]

Yesterday we went to vist my girlfriend and her new dog. (female)

As soon as she came in the house she peed all over the place.
And then when she picked her up she peed all over her.

Why is it that female dogs pee when they get excited?

I do the same when i get excited...The better question is, how don't you pee when you get excited?

 

[big4life]

My cat keeps running around the corner with his back arched and hair standing up. Then he starts hopping around at his reflection.

His tail looks like a raccoon, all fluffy

He wants to go out and play with minnie me.