and they claim the internet has everything...

[HappyScrappy]

I was sitting around with friends awhile back - keeping in mind that they are all fucked in the head like myself - and we came about to discussing various things on the net, since most of us have jobs relating vaguely to internet stuff... or at least spend a lot of time on it looking at pictures of llamas.

and then we got to thinking that everything has been done on the net - it is all out there. I tried to point out the famous quote from the head of the patent office in the early 1800s saying basically that everything that could be invented, has been.
meaning I called bullshit, there has to be plenty left that isn't out there.

so the challenge that I came up with was to find, and this I thought might be easier with the wonder that is images.google.com, a picutre.
but not just any picture - a picture of a monkey raping a chicken.

so far, the closest we got was a dog trying to hump a cat, and some sort of baboon doing something that sort of looked like trying to ride a dog.
but no luck with any monkey on chicken action.

so I throw down the gauntlet here on elite - no cartoons, no photoshop editing - I want to see that we have found the outer bounds of the net, that... much like an infinite number of monkeys at typewriters will give you shakespear - well... now imagine that if you had that many monkeys... one is bound to have a thing for chickens....

 

[danielson]

im pretty sure any sites that had that would have had animal prtoection agencies on them like a bad case of thrush

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm not saying any sort of porn thing.
I don't want the action to be forced (when I said "rape" earlier - that was a bad choice of words...) - it could be from a national geographic for all I care.

you are looking at it from the wrong perspective - just b/c a monkey wants chicken action, shouldn't make it wrong.

 

[manny78]

a picture of a monkey raping a chicken.

so far, the closest we got was a dog trying to hump a cat, and some sort of baboon doing something that sort of looked like trying to ride a dog.
but no luck with any monkey on chicken action.

 

[HappyScrappy]

and yes, I've been told there is some john waters film where they have a dude fucking a chicken - but that is gross.

I'm talking a cute little monkey

 

[danielson]

its a very rare abnormalioty when somethng like a monkey wants to rape a chicken

i have a donkley trying to hump a man


i could find it i think, but can you choose an image non-sexual id feel more happy about looking for that

 

[Milhouse]

Does it have to be a live chicken is a raw one from the grocery store ok?

I can always talk one of my friends when he is drunk into a dare to put on a money suit and fuck a whole chicken.

Speaking of sick shit anyone remember that email that went around last year with the chick getting fucked by the dalmation?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I didn't mean for this to turn into a beastiality thread - that might offend some people.

okay danielson - a monkey, and a chicken, and one of them has a gun, and the other has a catcher's mask on. in the same pic.

 

[Latimer]

[B
Speaking of sick shit anyone remember that email that went around last year with the chick getting fucked by the dalmation? [/B]

Remember it? Hell, that's featured on the Christmas cards I'm sending out this year.

 

[HappyScrappy]

and a real monkey milhouse - not your friend, and not a dead frozen chicken.
this is starting to sound like modern art discussions in college.

 

[Milhouse]

You know what is too bad though.

Its too bad I am not 16 years old again because my first job was in a zoo and I had to babysit one of the owners pet chimp one day.

I am sure I could have got that chimp to fuck a chicken.

 

[danielson]

and a real monkey milhouse - not your friend, and not a dead frozen chicken.
this is starting to sound like modern art discussions in college.

LMFAO!!!

ok, ill look a little, but i dont think ill find it

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

yes i do, I just gotta wait for the film to develop ;o]


bwahaha. . . this thread humors me.

 

[Virtual Acid]

For scrappy

Well, you see my roomate really wanted to buy a chicken,, so she did! i hate chickens they bite! but neways... i was in the store and saw some a lil baby duck.. it was so cute and small.. so i bought it and it was my lil pet... but then the duck and chicken grew up... all horny and sexually frustrated.. now every morning when i wake up and look out the window the first thing i see is my duck getting a lil morning nookie.. down and dirty with the chicken.. I know my duck isnt a monkey.. but we can all pretend

 

[Test boy]

So whats wrong with banging a chick???

 

[Thaibox]

pretty fucking unique post

 

[MaGilicuti]

Do I get some karma for this?

 

[Lao Tzu]

while you guys are fucking around, looking for images in google, try to find me a picture of anyone with a look of uncontrollable terror in their face. i want to put that in my avatar. i tried the keywords 'fear, terror, facial expressions' and i got nothing.

why is satanic goatslayer considered evil & im not. anyone with 1/2 a brain knows he doesnt' support the stuff he says, he's just looking for kicks. i'm serious here whenever i put ted bundy or jason voorhees in my avatar. i want a picture of someone with a look of uncontrollable terror.

sadly, porn sites may be my only option. weird, semi legal porn sites. i'd rather not go that route.

 

[Test boy]

Do I get some karma for this?

That was good. I gave you karma.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Do I get some karma for this?

I see a chicken - but I don't see what is going on there...

 

[HappyScrappy]

and norstrum - there is an artist that goes around scaring people and photographing them for true angst - also look for facial studies - or maybe stills from psycho.

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[smallmovesal]

no one expects the spanish inquisition

 

[smallmovesal]

loni looks a little freaked out

 

[MaGilicuti]

gotta admit, smalls is good

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[musclebrains]

Feeling better, are we?