And now, for something completely different.

[epimetheus]

We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating



Personally I object to all this sex on televison,I mean, I keep falling off.

 

[HappyScrappy]

and now a man with three buttocks.

*in walks man*

...
well, can we see it?

...
what? oh, me bum? no.

 

[epimetheus]

Uh, those are sheep aren't they?

*Yeh..

Ahh, thought so, what are they doing up in them trees?

*A fair question and one that in recent weeks 'as been much on
my mind. It's my considered opinion that they're nestin'.

<Baaa baaa... flap flap flap ... whoosh ... thud.>

 

[HappyScrappy]

ni

 

[epimetheus]

ni

http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/wav/ni.wav

 

[epimetheus]

What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt.
A newt?
I got better.

 

[HumorMe]

What a fucked up thread this has turned out to be.

This is as fucked up as the one I started about my dog and handjobs.

Oh well.......on to another thread.

 

[epimetheus]

What do you mean turned into? It started fugged up.

 

[HumorMe]

What do you mean turned into? It started fugged up.

True.....you got me on that one!

 

[epimetheus]

Apparently we(me and HS) are the only non-bashful, late night living MP fans out there tonight. So sad.