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MP5

Banned
May1010: Scared to admit that he likes women much more than guys, but after so many years of sucking dick, he does not know how to aproach women to hit on them.

Slice of Peach: hates men. Probably will be seduced by some older lady lesbian who reads a lot of Gloria Steinam.

GLP: Low self esteem. Not sure why.

RyanH: Grew up in an affluent household in suburbia USA. Parents are both Republicans so he has to rebel and try to relate to his suppressed black brothers. Although he went to an all white school and pumps gangsta rap in his car that his parents bought him.

Smallmovesal: Like many of the Canadiens here, she is a victim of the US liberal media suggesting that all americans do is drive around and shoot each other because we are allowed to own guns and have other rights as deemed by our constitution. Secretly she is jealous and wants to be an American soooo bad she cannot stand it.

All for now. More later.:D
 
"RyanH: Grew up in an affluent household in suburbia USA. Parents are both Republicans so he has to rebel and try to relate to his suppressed black brothers. Although he went to an all white school and pumps gangsta rap in his car that his parents bought him."

Okay. But is he Blade, Freeze or Flame?

http://www.illnon.com/whiteboygangstaz
 
MP5 said:
RyanH: Grew up in an affluent household in suburbia USA. Parents are both Republicans so he has to rebel and try to relate to his suppressed black brothers. Although he went to an all white school and pumps gangsta rap in his car that his parents bought him.
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Because my parents are affluent republicans, because i went to an all white school, because my parents bought my cars, and just because I do, in fact, like rap has nothing to do with anything about me as a person. Those are only small details of who I am as a person.
 
MP5: Grew up in a ultra-conservative household where all the men in the family hunt. Hobbies include hunting, watching football, comparing your stats and strength to others. Believes in extreme acts of cruel and unusual punishment. Has a deer mounted somewhere in his house.
 
I am not a licensed psychiatrist, these are just my novice conclusions of a few members.

RyanH, please tell me you are joking, I cannot believe I hit the nail on the head being only a novice.
 
MP5 said:
RyanH, please tell me you are joking, I cannot believe I hit the nail on the head being only a novice.
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You were right, but alot of people meet my description so its not like you are Madame/Psychic Cleo, b/c you guessed a right on a few things.

Again, those qualities don't make my views any less legitimate. And, I'm trading in the last car my parents bought me......time i buy my own.
 
Well Ryan, you were kind of right. But, my dad left when I was 3, no one else in my family hunts (not even my brother) and my mom is walking the fence between liberal and conservative. My sister on the other hand is a bleeding heart. I do happen to have 3 deer heads though and a 4th on the way. I do taxidermy as a hobby.
 
Everyone who bitches about "their 3000 posts getting deleted" after a system crash or system problem.......get a fucking life and go find some "real" friends!
 
well i've been to LA and new york and i wasn't scared... i even got lost by myself in new york and didn't get scared even though a cabbie almost ran over my foot LOL :)

i do know someone who moved from toronto to my city and now lives in dallas and wishes he could come back here because of the crime... but i haven't been scared in the US yet so i have no opinion on that.

cripes i live in one of the more dangerous cities in canada.

try again :) i loved both those trips to the US.
 
smallmovesal said:
well i've been to LA and new york and i wasn't scared... i even got lost by myself in new york and didn't get scared even though a cabbie almost ran over my foot LOL :)

i do know someone who moved from toronto to my city and now lives in dallas and wishes he could come back here because of the crime... but i haven't been scared in the US yet so i have no opinion on that.

cripes i live in one of the more dangerous cities in canada.

try again :) i loved both those trips to the US.
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Canada, Dangerous?? LOL Smallmovesal.

Not too bad. I don't like the US because people are just plain
"unfriendly". New Yorkers can be real assholes.

A cabbie almost ran over your foot......that was funny(the way you
said it).

He probably yelled at you for getting in his way I bet. LOL

Godspeed
 
well comparatively it doesn't stack up but it's not one of the safer cities. :)

actually i really liked new york and the people were super friendly and helpful - not fake friendly like LA

oh and i should have said he wants to come back here because of the amount of gun violence he sees in dallas
 
Superfoot: Obviously a very intelligent individual with spectacular personal hygene. He's got to be atleast 12" limp and can probably bench over 500#.

:p

He is great.
 
Havoc: A hermaphrodite born in a cave in the hills surrounding Austin Texas and abandoned by his birth parents. A street clown named jojo found him and took him to raise. He grew up on the streets selling stolen protein bars and doing one arm curled with 50 pounders at the age of 4 for nickles from passers-bye. Jo jo saw promise in the young man and put him on star search with Ed Mcmahon. Sadly though, people were not drawn to a small man-child who could bench 145 at the age of 5. Alas havoc found himself roaming the southeastern Texas country side pressing small trees and feeding off of cow lips and dog. (Now you know where all those cow lips went.)
 
Thunderwave: A small, mentally retarded boy, from the subarbs of Maryland. His parents are affluent, however this has no real impact on him since he doesn't know what affluent means. He works as a splooge mopper for the hottuber at Bally's fitness. Sad really.....
 
Slice of Peach: hates men. Probably will be seduced by some older lady lesbian who reads a lot of Gloria Steinam.
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Fucker!!!!!! :mad: What the hell?

I LOVE men and ONLY men!!!

That's okay, you will get yours!!!!
 
The fact that MP5 hit Ryan's profile on the head has me ROTFLMFAO, all bleeding hearts have that same sappy story though, they feel guilty for what they have for some reason :confused:
 
Fonz said:


Canada, Dangerous?? LOL Smallmovesal.
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I live in Toronto and we've had 30+ murders this year just in the city, not counting surrounding areas. That may not be tons for some places, but I think that makes it a little dangerous :)
 
ORGANON CANON- A shockingly handsome man with unsurpassed manners and respect. Probably one of the few perfect people in this world. His intelligence is only surpassed by is unmatched physique which shows not only his dedication, but his passion to better himself. Despite the trails of beautiful woman that follow him, he is unseemingly shy, but confident around woman. This perhaps is what they all seem to find so intriguing. All in all he is just one of those people you only wish to meet and think only exist in movies :)
 
Warik,
5'7" 155lbs, 30 years old, had a domineering mother who babied him to death. Lead to believe he is fragile and insecure, his only outlet is cartoons of mightly muscled SINGLE men, who wear approximately 11oz of clothing total. A true closet homo.

:D
 
Wfabrizio - Really cool guy who can't keep the bitches from tearing his clothes off whenever he goes out in public. He's also worshipped by several native peoples around the world for his majestic staff of reproductive destruction.

hehe
 
mp5

mp5-why do you even bother?

Wow Slice your getting burned left right and center!

You should't have thrown the middle finger at me on the other thread, that wasn't nice. I was just being honest, truth hurts eh?!?
 
damn does everybody want a piece of me....I feel like such a whore :cool:
 
runner said:
i think i'm the only fag on here who DOESN'T wanna' get in buck's pants. (no offense, big guy)
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I know I'm no Supersize......:FRlol: :EL: :EL:
 
Night Fly said:
I think I'm one of many girls who would like to get in buck's pants....

:eek: :eek: :eek: ;)
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*note to self: buy plane ticket to Tenn, handcuffs, whips, blindfolds, videocamera and eadible lubricant.*....oh shit did I just type that :confused:
 
Re: mp5

espanola said:
mp5-why do you even bother?

Wow Slice your getting burned left right and center!

You should't have thrown the middle finger at me on the other thread, that wasn't nice. I was just being honest, truth hurts eh?!?
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No no no, not you, sweetie. That fuckhead over there, not you. :)

You're okay to me. Not that other FUCK HEAD!!!!

:)

ahhhhh
 
Oh, and no matter what is said about Slice of Peach, she has nothing but love for everyone.

:)

:kiss:
 
Big Buck said:


*note to self: buy plane ticket to Tenn, handcuffs, whips, blindfolds, videocamera and eadible lubricant.*....oh shit did I just type that :confused:
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Buck...you are forgetting the strawberries and whipped cream.... DAMN...what am I gonna do with you. ;)
 
Night Fly said:


Buck...you are forgetting the strawberries and whipped cream.... DAMN...what am I gonna do with you. ;)
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those are your responsibilties to have....and pick up some chocolate syrup too. :cool:
 
Sailor Girl: Not a hoe in real life, just trying to sound cheap to the men over the internet so she can have a fuck for the first time in her life...:rolleyes:
 
Varnsen: actually a really cool guy....seems well educated, speaks his mind.
 
anal assplorer - swallows, enjoys the occasional snowball

RyanH - nice kid, but suffers from "Second year law student" disease, causing inflated opinion of self and personal views; also causes temporary flirtation with liberal ideas, a symptom which will disappear upon getting a job
 
I got the time so here goes.

Warik: Fellow Masters of the Universe Fan.
The Quintessential existentialist. Reminds
me of "The outsider" by Camus.

HappyScrappy: Another Computer-oriented genius.
Great sense of humour.

Varnsen: Just says what he wants to say.
No inhibitions whatsoever. I like that.

RyanH: I can relate to him as we come from similiar
socio-economic backgrounds. Not afraid to express
his opinions even if they do seem a bit "liberal" at the time.

SuperDave: The ultimate Blind date specialist His posts crack
me up every time. I think he should re-name his handle-name
to Gigolo. LOL

The Dread Couple: You guys can't be that strange in real life
can you??? j/k You like DOOM. Therefore I like you guys. :)

Kartchick&Frak-meinster: Absolutely great one-liners. Funniest
combo on the Net that I have seen so far. You guys are
definately suited to one another. :)

KakDiesel: after your last post, your character came through.
A child who thanks his parents for what they have given
him like how you did deserves our respect. Keep the pics coming
for your pic-haters and just smile and keep on living....you certainly
deserve a good life.


Agent Shagwell: AGENT SHAG-o-MA-TIC,, LOL
What more can I say? Hehe..


Slice of Peach2: Extra syrup please..........please.....

BigBuck: Too much of a party-animal even for me.
I think he invented the word Net PIMP.(Haha..)

Just finished an exam so I'll post some more later when
I wake up. <zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz> GHB <zzzzzzzzz>

Godspeed

Actually, I'm in the mood for an INTELLECTUALLY stimulating
conversation. Anyone?
 
JohnnyO: His father was keen on the game Rouchambeau, initiating his young son into the fine art of bag tagging at an early age. This had a profound effect on the young lad and turned him into the “Florence Nightingale” of former bag tag players. He spends most of his free time knitting ball sac covers for the young gay men of his community who are former victims of this terrible game. Having finally found some solace in life he looks to achieve but one more thing… The acquisition of that Toaster Oven!!!!
 
CN1: cn1 lives in la and tried to be a bodybuilder, only to find out he sucks. He now sits on chat boards all day telling people how much people suck and how cool he is cause he sees pros at his gym and how awesome they are. THEN the fucker has the nerve to say jeff everson is so cool, so successful, and he was married to a former Ms. olympia, so now hes a god..:rolleyes:

ALL HAIL JEFF EVERSON!!!! ALL HAIL JEFF EVERSON!!!!
 
Slice of Peach2 said:


Would you like natural or sugar added? ;)
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That would be extra sugar please :)

Peachspeed
 
Okay. Close your eyes. :)

Imagine me pouring my sweet "syrup" ( ;) ) all over you!!!! Head to toe. Slippery, sticky and so sweet!!!! :) :angel:
 
Slice of Peach2 said:
Okay. Close your eyes. :)

Imagine me pouring my sweet "syrup" ( ;) ) all over you!!!! Head to toe. Slippery, sticky and so sweet!!!! :) :angel:
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I'm getting that tingling sensation all over my oh so naked
muscular body. Now all that remains is to eat that oh so
scrumptously delicious lubricant......hmmmmm....

Godspeed
 
Hey what up slicey...just wanted to say what up and thanks for gettin my back on these recent threads...you a genuine girl and I'll give ya props for that no doubt

holla
 
Thanks babe. You are one of the people that is the reason why I keep coming onto the board. You are da shit, even though I have no clue what you look like ;)

we need to work on that one LOL :)
 
I THINK YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FUKIN NUTBALLS EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU BUT THATS COOL THERE IS A VERIETY WEIRD, GAY, NERDS, BITCHES YOUR ALL HERE WE LOVE VERIETY DON'T WE????:eek:
 
WIDELAT said:
I THINK YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FUKIN NUTBALLS EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU BUT THATS COOL THERE IS A VERIETY WEIRD, GAY, NERDS, BITCHES YOUR ALL HERE WE LOVE VERIETY DON'T WE????:eek:
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Yes, but we love good spellers even more. :D
 
Sailor_Girl: Looking forward to the humping of her life, which she will receive while vacationing for her 18th birthday in California :kiss:
 
So MP5 nails Ryanh to the wall with all of those major things that supposedly "dont matter" in someones life, yet it is only a small part of Ryan's persona. Whatever....
You should have not admitted MP5 has you pegged so good. Stuff like mentioned about you does matter.
 
Superdave, I have seen his type before. I just knew that he had to be like that. Kind of like the hippy dirtbags at college that wear dirty clothes, stink, smoke weed and cigarettes all the time and yet they drive a 700 series BMW that their corporate CEO father bought them.
 
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