Anal 101

[out_at_sea]

To those who enjoy and are pro in the art of anal sex...I need some pointers as to lubrication,technique and everything else that would be conducive for a great anal experience..

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

Follow these tips and it will be a great experience:

Required Supplies:
1. Lube
Examples: KY JELLY, ASTROGLIDE, ETC..

Recommended Supplies:
1. Some kind of alcohol
Examples: LIQUER, BEER, ETC..
2. PORN MUSIC "slow paced"
3. CANDLES "scented"

Now this can be a rather simple process but u must keep in mind that it is going to take some work and the girl is going to have some initial pain the 1st time she has it...possibly even the 2nd and 3rd depending on how the sessions go!!!

Here is what i do and girls come back to my cock all the time and cant seem to get enough:

STEP #1 Take the girl out and have a good time with her. Maybe watch a movie, hit the club, whatever but get her in the mood and if you can get her to drink it is even better as it will make her a lot less tense.

STEP #2 Before ou sense the time yall will be making out turn off the lights, flame up the scented candles, and turn on the soft porn-type music to get her in the mood. Also remember to have your preferred lube handy near the bedside for quick access.

STEP #3 After making out for a while and geting her undressed and whatever there is going to be a point where you begin fucking her. So here's a great place to start. Let her ride on top and lube your finger up and insert it slowly in her backside as she is riding your wang. The ride on your wang should take her mind off of the finger in her ass and you may even get her to splatter a huge orgasm from this.

STEP #4 When you feel the time is right to go for the "gold" then ask her if you can do it and make her feel as comfortable as possible to make her less tense. Now usually the 1st time you try to slip your bad boy in there it seems nearly impossible but if Ron Jeremy can do it so can you!!! Have the girl lift her ass up in the air and arch her back as she evens out on her elbows. Then lube up the wanger really good and the anus!!! Now its time to let Mr. Penis search the anal canal. The best method is to grab the shaft of the penis in the middle and let the head drag along the top of the buttcrack and push it in that way being careful not to go to fast...thats a trick i picked up from Ron Jeremy.

STEP #5 When you finally get it in and usually it will take quite a bit of work let it in there for a lil and reach around and finger her pooty-tang to get some of her mind off the pain.

STEP #6 You should be able to go from here with the sounds of the chick. If she isn't screaming you are going at a good pace. If she is yapping real loud then she might not do it again!!!

HOPE THIS HELPS...

 

[gsxr1000]

"Now its time to let Mr. Penis search the anal canal. The best method is to grab the shaft of the penis in the middle and let the head drag along the top of the buttcrack and push it in that way being careful not to go to fast...thats a trick i picked up from Ron Jeremy."


Too eloquent for words.

 

[out_at_sea]

Follow these tips and it will be a great experience:

Required Supplies:
1. Lube
Examples: KY JELLY, ASTROGLIDE, ETC..

Recommended Supplies:
1. Some kind of alcohol
Examples: LIQUER, BEER, ETC..
2. PORN MUSIC "slow paced"
3. CANDLES "scented"

Now this can be a rather simple process but u must keep in mind that it is going to take some work and the girl is going to have some initial pain the 1st time she has it...possibly even the 2nd and 3rd depending on how the sessions go!!!

Here is what i do and girls come back to my cock all the time and cant seem to get enough:

STEP #1 Take the girl out and have a good time with her. Maybe watch a movie, hit the club, whatever but get her in the mood and if you can get her to drink it is even better as it will make her a lot less tense.

STEP #2 Before ou sense the time yall will be making out turn off the lights, flame up the scented candles, and turn on the soft porn-type music to get her in the mood. Also remember to have your preferred lube handy near the bedside for quick access.

STEP #3 After making out for a while and geting her undressed and whatever there is going to be a point where you begin fucking her. So here's a great place to start. Let her ride on top and lube your finger up and insert it slowly in her backside as she is riding your wang. The ride on your wang should take her mind off of the finger in her ass and you may even get her to splatter a huge orgasm from this.

STEP #4 When you feel the time is right to go for the "gold" then ask her if you can do it and make her feel as comfortable as possible to make her less tense. Now usually the 1st time you try to slip your bad boy in there it seems nearly impossible but if Ron Jeremy can do it so can you!!! Have the girl lift her ass up in the air and arch her back as she evens out on her elbows. Then lube up the wanger really good and the anus!!! Now its time to let Mr. Penis search the anal canal. The best method is to grab the shaft of the penis in the middle and let the head drag along the top of the buttcrack and push it in that way being careful not to go to fast...thats a trick i picked up from Ron Jeremy.

STEP #5 When you finally get it in and usually it will take quite a bit of work let it in there for a lil and reach around and finger her pooty-tang to get some of her mind off the pain.

STEP #6 You should be able to go from here with the sounds of the chick. If she isn't screaming you are going at a good pace. If she is yapping real loud then she might not do it again!!!

HOPE THIS HELPS...

Interesting ...Hopefully Puddles can dish out some of her own experience and insight too....

I am gonna give you some karma for your time and your vivid explanation!

 

[manny78]

Get some "Anal Eaze"

 

[Lestat]

just be really nice to him man.. make sure he is nice and relaxed and he will accept your cock anywhere

 

[out_at_sea]

just be really nice to him man.. make sure he is nice and relaxed and he will accept your cock anywhere

Oh yea..bend over smart ass! I am gonna make you my bitch little man...

 

[Puddles]

just be really nice to him man.. make sure he is nice and relaxed and he will accept your cock anywhere

LOL Lestat...that's evil!

Sea...DSN had some good advice there!

Here's something I wrote for a male friend who was trying to get his wife into anal a few months ago, it was an e-mail to both of them at his request. I just heard from him this past week and things are going well.

In all honesty, my most intense orgasms come from anal, but they can be so intense that I am completely wiped out afterwards for a little while. It's a feeling like no other orgasm produces once you let yourself go. Instead of the typical g-spot or clitoral orgasms, anal seems to combine g-spot along with what ever else is in my ass to produce mind blowing sensations that just go on and on, very deeply, very intensely, and for longer stretches than the usual orgasms. Most of the time when we're having anal, either my husband or I will also be playing with my clit, and quite often we'll do a double penetration using a vibe or a dildo or just his fingers.

Positions...three favorites of mine are: me on my knees with my legs spread fairly wide, my ass angled up towards him while my chest down against the bed, my husband standing behind me at the edge of the bed; me on my back at the edge of the bed, my legs spread in a wide "v" with my husband standing; me on my back on the bed, my legs spread in a wide "v" with my ankles at about shoulder height, my hips raised up naturally with my legs being so high, my husband on his knees either with his body erect or leaning over me. All of those positions allow us easy access to my pussy and clit for more stimulation.

If she's very nervous about trying anal and she can enjoy a drink or two, this would be a perfect time, as it will help her relax.

Obviously lube is a must for anal. You should begin to loosen her up with your lubed finger. Put a good amount of lube on your fingertips and gently caress her hole, applying a little pressure on the entire area, not just going immediately in. Play with her clit and/or pussy gently while you're warming up her ass. SLOWLY take one fingertip and massage her hole with little motions of going in. She needs to really relax her muscles or it's gonna hurt. (Pain is part of the game though and the pleasure she will eventually receive will be well worth the moments of initial pain.) Once you've maneuvered a fingertip in, say to the first or second nuckel, move your finger in a circular motion slowly loosening up the rim. It's kind of like a stretching exercise. Keep doing this and add in a little in and out stroking as she becomes more comfortable and is feeling pleasure from your finger. Next I would go for a small vibe or dildo...very well lubed, and gently slide it into her ass. If she says stop, you stop. Don't pull out though. If you just leave it alone held in place, her hole will loosen up to accommodate the toy. Again, once she's comfortable, slide it in and out and in a circular rotation to loosen her up some more. You should continue to stimulate her pussy/clit during all of this.

You may have given her an orgasm by now.

When you both think she's ready for your cock, make sure you've lubed yourself up well. Just like with the toy...it will hurt unless she's completely relaxed so listen to her, when she says stop, you stop. I've had to have my husband stop and be still for a good 30 seconds due to the pain, but I KNOW how good it's going to feel once I can get beyond that. I think much of the reason I wind up in pain is that I'm too excited and simply can't relax my muscles well enough. Anyway, take her cues and go slowly. Once you get past the head of your cock by about an inch, the rest will go smoothly, slowly perhaps pausing for a while until it’s all the way in. The skin in-between her ass and her pussy is almost paper thin...she will feel your cock hitting her g-spot. You will love how different her ass feels on your cock, so tight and hot! After a little slow fucking, you will be able to fuck her ass harder and faster, sending her into some very deep and intense orgasms. One of you should continue to pay attention to her clit too...it's just absolutely mind blowing!!! Nipple stimulation is always a good thing to add in too.

In a nutshell, expect her to be in pain at first, but if you take it slow and use pleanty of lube, she should be begging for more and more. Good luck!

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

Yeehaa...

Somebody must have given Puddles some slow anal luven her 1st time cause she keeps beggin for more and more!!!

O yea just oe more thingy i forgot to add...buttsex isn't for all. One reason backing my theory is that some guys are hung like horses, i dont have that prob., but the ones that are scare all the future anal whores away!!!

 

[CASS]

Re: Yeehaa...

Somebody must have given Puddles some slow anal luven her 1st time cause she keeps beggin for more and more!!!

O yea just oe more thingy i forgot to add...buttsex isn't for all. One reason backing my theory is that some guys are hung like horses, i dont have that prob., but the ones that are scare all the future anal whores away!!!

nay! nay!

 

[Temple]

Ditto Mrs. Puddles
lube
lube
more lube
fingers first - spend a good bit of time here
vibes or dildo that is smaller than you are and maybe one that is almost but not quite the size of you. The point is to work your way up to accomodating you with as little pain as possible.

If you do it right she will beg for it regularly. Also some clit stimulation with a vibe will send her to a whole new planet.


Good luck!

 

[VeggieLifterChick]

I hate anal sex. Why do guys like it? Isn't a pussy more conducive to fucking? Or is it just about knowing you actually did a girl up the ass?

 

[ANABOLICK1]

I hate anal sex. Why do guys like it? Isn't a pussy more conducive to fucking? Or is it just about knowing you actually did a girl up the ass?

You're still young...wait till you hit 30
Anal is also pleasurable for women. A good prelude is just getting licked there. Try it.

 

[VeggieLifterChick]

Have tried anal sex. It was awful. I do not get the appeal.

 

[ANABOLICK1]

Have tried anal sex. It was awful. I do not get the appeal.

Funny thing is, I've never tried it lol

 

[Zander1983]

Can girth create problems?

 

[Puddles]

Can girth create problems?

Hell yes.

Veggie...in my experience, anal always hurts at first...even for me now, it would hurt for the first couple of minutes until I'm loosened up, but after that, the orgasams are more intense than from vaginal intersourse. It feels totally different to be so filled up. Mmmmmm!!!

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

Mrs-P- you in the Tampa area aren't you??

What are you guys doing this weekend??

 

[Puddles]

Yup...we're in Tampa. Calm weekend here...work and gym mostly. Last night we both worked then had pizza and cardio in bed. Today he's workin, tomorrow I'm workin, the kid has parties on both days. I wanted to go to Starfest in St. Pete, but since I'm working, that's off. Sunday night we're gonna take the kid to the movies...gotta see Matrix Reloaded!!!

I like Ybor City and need to get there soon. My tongue piercing closed up and I need it re-done. I had used a vibrator tongue bar on hubby, the battery went dead so I took it out, then when we were done I fell asleep without putting a bar back in...by the next day the hole had closed up. GRRRRRRRR! The guy I go to works in Ybor on Sat. nights we'll get there in another week or two. I've been to the Blue Martini a few times but the music is often too loud...I don't like to talk loud, so I'm looking for another place to go to.

Edit...Sunday night is changed...my daughter's party is a sleepover! Ahhh...thank goodness for small miracles...gotta think up something else for Sunday night now! Maybe we'll catch Matrix tonight. Nothing like living on the edge. LOL

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

sounds like a busy family weekend. We went to Bahasa and Rain last night - Bahasa was better. Goin to Prana tonight, just gotta lock down the party favors.

Let me know when you guys get out over here, mabe we can all get together.


PS- I am not hitting on you I am married and we do not swing. So you have nothing to fear- LMAO

 

[Latamier]

Just get her on her hands and knees, spit a big luggie on her ass, grab her by the hips, and fuc$ her brains out!

 

[gsxr1000]

Just get her on her hands and knees, spit a big luggie on her ass, grab her by the hips, and fuc$ her brains out!

Cliff's Notes for Mrs.Puddle's post.

 

[Puddles]

sounds like a busy family weekend. We went to Bahasa and Rain last night - Bahasa was better. Goin to Prana tonight, just gotta lock down the party favors.

Let me know when you guys get out over here, mabe we can all get together.


PS- I am not hitting on you I am married and we do not swing. So you have nothing to fear- LMAO

I haven't been to Prana yet...I know they've got like 5 different floors...sounds like a good time! We'll have to hook up sometime...just not the night I go to Monique's...then I wouldn't be able to talk. Or maybe that would be a good thing.

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

We should deff meet up sometime. Ended up going to Hyde Park Cafe. The music was friggin awesome. The wife and I rolled our asses off.

YUM!

Hit me up on PM!