Amuse me at once!!

[hardrock]

I don't care if you talk shit about, my mom, me or my goddamn cat. Just make me laugh asslagers'.

 

[PICK3]

I don't care if you talk shit about, my mom.

Ok, your mom soaks her feet in oatmeal ... then she eats it.

 

[hardrock]

I'd type an insult but my hand is sore from fisting your dog. And by dog I mean dog.

 

[PICK3]

I'd type an insult but my hand is sore from fisting your dog. And by dog I mean dog.

Can't believe you're talking about my dog.

 

[hardrock]

And by dog I mean your dad

 

[Mammoth2500]

Ahhh pick!! nice avatar. Check out this pic of her

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=810&pos=1

 

[PICK3]

And by dog I mean your dad

Well thats ok ... long as you're not talking about my dog.

 

[nutsnack]

Do i look like a fucking clown!?! I don't "amuse" people for fun although i can make a wicked giraffee balloon animal

 

[jackangel]

ex nihilo nihil fit

 

[SoreArms]

these pretzels, are making me THIRSTY!

 

[Golemnium]

Isn't there this blink 182 song that goes

i didn't mean to fuck your dad but i couldn't find your dog?

 

[Dunk]

these pretzels, are making me THIRSTY!

Hennigans

THe No Tell

No Smell

Scotch!

 

[Mr. dB]

My cat brought me a dead chipmunk last night. He batted it around the bedroom for a while, then deposited it under my bed and ran back outside. I had to scoop it up with a dustpan and dump it in the flower bed out front. He came back later and acted all agitated because it wasn't where he left it.

 

[Dunk]

me and your cat















we gawn have ourselves a little knife fight.

tell your bitch of a cat to dress in all black.

 

[Alright123]

bor, when u goin gto cahng e your pic in teh avatar,,that shit is like 10yrs old...do u have any progress pics ?

 

[Mr. dB]

me and your cat















we gawn have ourselves a little knife fight.

tell your bitch of a cat to dress in all black.

My cat is gonna t-bag you before he claws you to death.

T-bagged by an empty cat scrotum, how ignominious.

 

[hardrock]

My cat brought me a dead chipmunk last night. He batted it around the bedroom for a while, then deposited it under my bed and ran back outside. I had to scoop it up with a dustpan and dump it in the flower bed out front. He came back later and acted all agitated because it wasn't where he left it.

Thats funny as hell and gross at the same time.

Alright123 - If you're talking to me, someday soon I guess. Just haven't gotten around to it. I need to get a digital camera.

 

[wootoom]

what did the guy on the beach say to michael jackson? excuse me but your in my sun

 

[PICK3]

what did the guy on the beach say to michael jackson? excuse me but your in my sun

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Wootoom again.

lol, good one.

 

[biteme]

You sound like King Saul.

 

[PICK3]

I don't care if you talk shit about, my mom, me or my goddamn cat. Just make me laugh asslagers'.

One day when the sky was blue
down the road the shit wagon flew
it hit a bump and a cry was heard
hardrock was hit by a flying turd

 

[hardrock]

One day when the sky was blue
down the road the shit wagon flew
it hit a bump and a cry was heard
hardrock was hit by a flying turd

How sweet.

 

[PICK3]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to hardrock again.

j/k, bor

 

[Mammoth2500]

How sweet.

You 2 keep that up am going to have to recommend you guys get room