Am I the only one????

[Milhouse]

Ok for the longest time I have sat there and thought 'yep on day I will have a kid blah blah blah' and all that shit.

Now what I am about to write I dont want the parents on here to take the wrong way because some of you who have posted about your kids and thier pics seem to have nice kids and all but...

I realized the other day standing in a fast food restaurant(I am sick and nothing goes down better at this time then a big mac)...anyways I realized something being out in public, watching people I know and thier children and the parents and all and trust me I have tried and tried to conform but....

I realized I really hate fucking kids espec any born after 1980 the younger the worse.
I would say at least 80-90% of them I just fucking hate them and they are a combination of the way parents raise them, the lack of control the gov't lets parents have and the kids themsekves who know just way too much today as far as everything goes in comparison to when I grew up. example when I was in elementary school we had an inkling of what sex was but in reality what we thought it was was furthest from the truth, yet little kids are fucking losing virginity at like 13 in big numbers today fucking sick.

Also go out in public and watch parents and kids interact. the kids run the parents and are spoiled little pukes who really need to sit doen and shut the fuck up and respect the parents.
When I was eating in the restaurant this little boy about 5-6 was slamming one of the revolving chairs on purpose. The parents are saying stop that. Did the little fucker stop? Nope just kept going and the parents did fuck all.
Sorry but I remember back when I was a kid I had a habit of throwing a tantrum in the grocery store when I did not get what I wanted, until I went shopping with my grandmother one day. I started and she cuffed me one, well I never did it again to anybody.
Some might say well that leads kids to be fucked up when they grow up well guess what? Kids with no disipline today are even more fuycked up then any previous generation because all they have to do is do shit then they can place the blame(insert here)

My point to this is that I hate most of the little fucking demon offspring everyone has produed after 1980 because they have no respect, no responsibility for actions and are quite annoying and its scary to think when I am 70 this group will be taking care of my old wrinkled ass.

thats it.I would apologise if I offend anyone but problem is I hate most of these little fuckers and dont give a shit.
They may look cute but they are demon spawn all the way.

 

[dballer]

Jesus.... it is like you read my mind.

 

[MommaKin]

haha...you don't want any parents here to take offense, yet, you blame parents for the way they're kids are......I agree, as a whole, it is the parents fault, but, how can I not take offense? I do the best I can and that's all I can do. Sometimes parents doing the best they can, doesn't always assure their kids will turn out OK.
Good post, by the way.

 

[saint808]

does that mean we are getting old?

 

[supersizeme]

i gotta agree with you. they drive me nuts and i have no desire to procreate anytime soon. but at the same time i think there will come a point when i'm in my later 30s and married, and all of that will change. i'll wake up one day and realize that i'm just too much the bomb ass shiat to deny Earth another version of me. in theory i woud like to be wodin's age when that happens. but we'll see. right now, the sound of a screaming child is probably one of the more gut-wrenching noises i've been exposed to. i think i'd rather stick my ear directly behind the lit up afterburner of an F-16. yes, please kick the back of my seat some more when i'm on an airplane. that's nice, thank you.

 

[Trance]

I have a kid, and I STILL feel that way.

It amazes me what people let their children get away with.

Case in point: When my son was two, I went to pick him up from the babysitter's after work to find a large circle of teethmarks on his face.

I of course blew up in a massive hissy fit, and called the little cannibal's parents. They told me that SHE DID IT ALL THE TIME, and did not seem in the least bit concerned.

I had to find new daycare.

People are under the mistaken impression that by spoiling and babying their children, allowing them to do any damn thing they please, they will create more sensitive and caring adults.

Bullshit. They're creating self-centered little annoying, criminal BRATS.

I'm sorry, but if my kid bit someone, swore, or yelled at me, it would be a sad, sad day in the Trance household.

You're not alone. Most kids freak me out. I'm hesitant to even send my kid to preschool, because I don't want him to pick up bad habits from all the other little monsters.

 

[KEL]

what happened? good question ...let me pick someone to blame

remember when you did something bad and received a spanking? those days are long gone. spank your kids today go to jail. IMO kids own their parents and that sucks.

maybe it shouldn't be acceptable for "kids" to have babies.

 

[Milhouse]

Dont anyone get me wrong I dont hate most kids but...

I have some friends who have little kids for example and thier little ones are always nice to me(out of fear I figure cause I dont take thier shit) but I watch them with their parents and shake my fucking head with the dramatics and all.

My fucking cat when she goes into heat gives me less grief then these little demon spawns.

And parents bribing your kids with a cookie or other sweets doesnt help you just turn them into hyper meaner little drama kings and queens.

I am sorry but if I had a kid I would love him/her to death but I would not take an ounce of shit from them whatsover.

The worst have to be people with teenage daughter's those people have my sympathies. That group of kids has to have the most chip on thier shoulders need to get hung over a balcony and threatened to be dropped to thier death if they dont wise up types if I ever saw any.

 

[Trance]

People are afraid to spank their kids, because there are assholes out there that would call DCFS on you for less.

I spank my kid. I don't beat him with a coathanger or anything, but damn right I spank him, and he knows EXACTLY what he can and cannot do.

As a result, I have a child who speaks well, does not talk back, is polite, and treats other people with respect.

My friends constantly ask me what I did to get my son to behave so nicely, as he sits and watches their kids run rampant all over my house.

Simple. I don't let him make any of the rules, and I don't let him make all the decisions.

I hear a lot of people talk about how they never want kids.

However, if you take the time to dicipline your children and raise them right, they're great.

 

[KEL]

that's it trance- instill the fear of God (that's your wrath) in the child it will last a lifetime

milhouse- next time you don't feel well and must eat fast food...please use the drive thru.

 

[Trance]

Yes, the fear of God is good.

The Parental Screaming Look Of Death is great, too. Instill pure abject terror without saying a word.

lol

 

[KEL]

aaahhhh... "the look"

 

[XBiker]

Do you recall me venting about the two hours of my life I wasting in the Social Security Office??

Numerous little ghetto kids running around screaming and acting like little monsters.

I feel 100% the way you do.

But then again, some of my close family/close friends have well behaved children and they are great. I love to being able to interact and help them mature (Don't even think about making a sick joke outta that one, ya fucking perverts!).

So I guess it is really all in how you are raised.